[Malaclypse]

I see some interest from some people who I like to slap the most - don't be shy, express yourselves

[Malaclypse]

amphibian, on 23 November 2016 - 06:51 AM, said:

I look forwards to the site Malaclypse/Urquart builds with the help of...

ffrs, this is an empty comment, it's all about the dotdotdot. Fuck off and get an idea, something to actuallu talk about. You are such an easy mark it's not true. You just lay down and expose your belly, I dunno why but you do. I don't like you and I'm not going to scratch your belly so do better




this random censorship is unbelieveably offensive and that can only be due to weak or absent leadership because special interests will always be beating at the door - but when special intersts rule the forum you endup here goats I like goats so much with the goats

Apt knows - when the existing leadership of this place had it in for him because he was making trouble, I had his back because he was asking interestihg questions

I made him a mod, which was a mistake at the time

fair enough, but it was a worthy mistake

and it inspired him to do better, or so I believe

I don't know what to say to you ppl who are new-ish to this place except that if you find it wanting, a bit too authoritative for your liking, I will have something for you very soon

[Malaclypse]

Apt, on 23 November 2016 - 06:48 AM, said:

Urquart, on 23 November 2016 - 06:33 AM, said:

ALRIGHT GAME ON BITCHES - STEVE HAS WANTED FOR YEARS TO MOVE PAST THIS INHERITED FORUM AND NOW ...WE'LL DISCUSS IT AT LENGTH OVER THE CHRISTMAS PERIOD - I WILL ADVISE A NEW SITE OBVIOUSLY AND WE'LL SEE WHERE WE END UP BUT MY CASE FOR ABANDONING THIS PLACE HAS BEEN MADE BY YOU ASSHOLES

Urquart, on 23 November 2016 - 06:42 AM, said:

You don't get to stifle opposing voices in the way that you have without also inspiring revolt. It's just human nature and history will agree. It's disappointing that you'd imagine that you could get away with it - well it's actually a sad comment on the current membership who are apparently willing to put up with what is an obvious and egregious tyranny. This is fertile ground for me and I will make that plain to you in the coming weeks

A competing Malazan Forum?

I for one welcome this crazy plan and wish you luck in this venture. I look forward to petty rivalries and backtalk for years to come.

Also you fucking know what a forum run by me is like and free expression is paramount - admit it!

[Aptorian]

Mal. Couple of things.

First of all stop double posting. This isn't a forum for MSN style messaging.

Second of all, if you are serious about making your own Malazan Forum with Black Jack and Hookers, go make a thread about it and keep the discussion in there. I and many others might actually find the discussion interesting. Right now you're just spamming the forum and it's all going to get deleted and you will probably get banned.

Third. Stop being such a fruitloop.

EDIT: Later, after I posted this comment, the thread pruned of double posts.

This post has been edited by Apt: 23 November 2016 - 06:32 PM

[Malaclypse]

First of all, I will post as and when I fucking please without regard to you or anyone else's feelings.

Second of all, in keeping with your format, I will post as I fucking please and do not require your agreement or permission.

Third, since you failed to keep up the format, you calling me a fruitloop shoudn't be controversial and I'll leave it at that

[Malaclypse]

D, on 27 August 2016 - 11:27 PM, said:

Urquart, on 26 August 2016 - 02:04 AM, said:

but I still think you're a bunch of insufferable cunthammers generally.

So... same as before? We've always been that

I don't get it Mal, if Americans ruined Malazan fandom why would you choose to setup a bed-and-breakfast in America, then?!

Because I'm not in America you dizzy ________!

[Itwæs Nom]

Urquart, on 23 November 2016 - 07:06 AM, said:

I don't know what to say to you ppl who are new-ish to this place except that if you find it wanting, a bit too authoritative for your liking, I will have something for you very soon

Can't speak for others but I fully encourage you to build some new forum to bitch about at instead and spare us here

[Malaclypse]

fair enough and I apologize for disturbing your peace.

[Mentalist]

And I was just thinking of how to respond to Mal in the other thread.

Oh well, let's see what comes of this.

[amphibian]

Oh my belly is sooooo exposed. Especially to someone who loves goats as much as I do.

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[Loki]

I'm surprised that post padding is the named issue considering he has also been breaching the first rule of the CoC - no personal attacks. That seems like the greater breach (to me at least).

[D'rek]

Loki, on 23 November 2016 - 05:34 PM, said:

I'm surprised that post padding is the named issue considering he has also been breaching the first rule of the CoC - no personal attacks. That seems like the greater breach (to me at least).

I read this thread first... turns out the poster has already been banned by the admins for the other thread, I was just behind the news!

[Vengeance]

I went ahead and merged all of those posts.

[Andorion]

What is up with him anyway? I have been lurking on these threads, and it really seems like the guy has a serious problem. I hope he can get some help for it

[Vengeance]

D, on 23 November 2016 - 05:38 PM, said:

Loki, on 23 November 2016 - 05:34 PM, said:

I'm surprised that post padding is the named issue considering he has also been breaching the first rule of the CoC - no personal attacks. That seems like the greater breach (to me at least).

I read this thread first... turns out the poster has already been banned by the admins for the other thread, I was just behind the news!

[HoosierDaddy]

Dude needs help. It's one thing picking a fight on the internet, there aren't consequences.

Picking a fight in real life, while carrying a knife? It's only a matter of time until you pick the wrong fight and get killed.

[Mezla PigDog]

He's an absolute sweetheart in real life. A cantankerous one but a sweetheart nonetheless. I'm only posting this really to explain myself for being nice to him in threads as it's a bit hypocritical when I usually call others out. I'm not defending him because he's being a prize plum when he graces us with his presence here. I don't even know what Apt is supposed to have done.

[Aptorian]

Oh I just engaged him in the thread where he said he was going to start his own forum.

Generally I like debating with him when he's focused but he seemed to be all over the place today. He was basically just rehashing his tirade from 3 weeks back.

I have to say though I find the idea of starting a rival Malazan forum funny. I'd relish the fallout.

[Loki]

Mezla PigDog, on 23 November 2016 - 06:37 PM, said:

He's an absolute sweetheart in real life. A cantankerous one but a sweetheart nonetheless. I'm only posting this really to explain myself for being nice to him in threads as it's a bit hypocritical when I usually call others out. I'm not defending him because he's being a prize plum when he graces us with his presence here. I don't even know what Apt is supposed to have done.

It's hard to believe that he is a sweetheart in real life when he acts like the total opposite every time he pops back on here.

It reminds me of my aunt when she used to defend her husband - He's actually really lovely (in response to her husband making a thoroughly racist joke). The two things just don't really go together.

[Mezla PigDog]

Loki, on 23 November 2016 - 06:44 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 23 November 2016 - 06:37 PM, said:

He's an absolute sweetheart in real life. A cantankerous one but a sweetheart nonetheless. I'm only posting this really to explain myself for being nice to him in threads as it's a bit hypocritical when I usually call others out. I'm not defending him because he's being a prize plum when he graces us with his presence here. I don't even know what Apt is supposed to have done.

It's hard to believe that he is a sweetheart in real life when he acts like the total opposite every time he pops back on here.

It reminds me of my aunt when she used to defend her husband - He's actually really lovely (in response to her husband making a thoroughly racist joke). The two things just don't really go together.

I guess the evidence you have to consider is that he and Hetan used to host BBQs which a lot of forum members went to repeatedly. So if he was the dick that is evidenced recently then either we were all stupid/have low standards or he is a nice guy (in the special sense that Mal is "nice"). I won't blame you for thinking we all have low standards now!

Argh it really does sound like I'm defending him and on the evidence here I'm really really not. He knows he's being a git. I guess he's just a special little flower with a bee in his bonnet and some time to kill so he comes here to show us a good time!