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#21 User is offline   koehkont 

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Posted 10 March 2016 - 01:09 PM

Impressive list, and still not complete I think. Would be nice to make a spiderweb of sexual relations of this. And how about std's in all of this? I mean some of them must be itchy I think. Or would there be some special Denul for this.
Another thing, how do Rake and Silanah go about? Does he take his Draconian form or does he just walk straight in there in his more human form? Or do they have more of a spiritual-sexual relation?
And one name in the list I couldn't remember much about was Smiles. I thought she was cutting herself down there (for pleasure maybe?), and she was having some sort of fighting fetish with Koryk
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Posted 10 March 2016 - 01:14 PM

 koehkont, on 10 March 2016 - 01:09 PM, said:

Impressive list, and still not complete I think. Would be nice to make a spiderweb of sexual relations of this. And how about std's in all of this? I mean some of them must be itchy I think. Or would there be some special Denul for this.
Another thing, how do Rake and Silanah go about? Does he take his Draconian form or does he just walk straight in there in his more human form? Or do they have more of a spiritual-sexual relation?
And one name in the list I couldn't remember much about was Smiles. I thought she was cutting herself down there (for pleasure maybe?), and she was having some sort of fighting fetish with Koryk


Definitely not complete.

STDs are actually mentioned at times. They're a common source of work for low level healers.

I'm pretty sure Rake veers into his draconian time for some Silanah lovin.

Smiles is mentioned in RG as trying to procure some type of potion for not getting pregnant from Bottle, and as being incredibly promiscuous. I wonder if she wears the belt of ghastly trophies while going at it.
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Posted 10 March 2016 - 11:42 PM

NoK: I'm gonna say Temper and Corrinn want to but never do? That or they do but neither can admit it's more than that for them. I forget.

SW: Not much as far as I recall, but one of the Sea Folk is definitely pregnant.
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 02:34 AM

 Kanese S, on 10 March 2016 - 01:14 PM, said:

 koehkont, on 10 March 2016 - 01:09 PM, said:

Impressive list, and still not complete I think. Would be nice to make a spiderweb of sexual relations of this. And how about std's in all of this? I mean some of them must be itchy I think. Or would there be some special Denul for this.
Another thing, how do Rake and Silanah go about? Does he take his Draconian form or does he just walk straight in there in his more human form? Or do they have more of a spiritual-sexual relation?
And one name in the list I couldn't remember much about was Smiles. I thought she was cutting herself down there (for pleasure maybe?), and she was having some sort of fighting fetish with Koryk


Definitely not complete.

STDs are actually mentioned at times. They're a common source of work for low level healers.

I'm pretty sure Rake veers into his draconian time for some Silanah lovin.

Smiles is mentioned in RG as trying to procure some type of potion for not getting pregnant from Bottle, and as being incredibly promiscuous. I wonder if she wears the belt of ghastly trophies while going at it.


Great list, by far the most impressive. There was something about Iskral Pust and Mogora at one point in BH thou maybe they were just fighting on the ground out in the wilderness. You never know with those two

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Posted 11 March 2016 - 08:10 AM

New names keep popping up. I think I remember from SW that at some point the soldiers are all going for sex on the eve of a battle. Don't remember any names, just that they took there blanketroll and went off to do stuff.
Was Arathan already mentioned from FoD? it was explicitly described in there. And sex between Hish Tulla and Rake and Silchas was implied (not at the same time I think). And of course all of the high priestesses in there.
Shimmer and Iron Bars in Asail is another one, and I forgot about Kyle and the shield maiden, although I think there were only some awkward moments and nothing else between them.
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 10:57 AM

Good. This thread has a purpose. Kruppe would be magnanimously happy with said words
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Posted 14 March 2016 - 01:25 PM

 OberynM, on 11 March 2016 - 02:34 AM, said:

 Kanese S, on 10 March 2016 - 01:14 PM, said:

 koehkont, on 10 March 2016 - 01:09 PM, said:

Impressive list, and still not complete I think. Would be nice to make a spiderweb of sexual relations of this. And how about std's in all of this? I mean some of them must be itchy I think. Or would there be some special Denul for this.
Another thing, how do Rake and Silanah go about? Does he take his Draconian form or does he just walk straight in there in his more human form? Or do they have more of a spiritual-sexual relation?
And one name in the list I couldn't remember much about was Smiles. I thought she was cutting herself down there (for pleasure maybe?), and she was having some sort of fighting fetish with Koryk


Definitely not complete.

STDs are actually mentioned at times. They're a common source of work for low level healers.

I'm pretty sure Rake veers into his draconian time for some Silanah lovin.

Smiles is mentioned in RG as trying to procure some type of potion for not getting pregnant from Bottle, and as being incredibly promiscuous. I wonder if she wears the belt of ghastly trophies while going at it.


Great list, by far the most impressive. There was something about Iskral Pust and Mogora at one point in BH thou maybe they were just fighting on the ground out in the wilderness. You never know with those two

I was deliberately trying not to think of them.
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Posted 14 March 2016 - 01:45 PM

 Kanese S, on 14 March 2016 - 01:25 PM, said:

 OberynM, on 11 March 2016 - 02:34 AM, said:

 Kanese S, on 10 March 2016 - 01:14 PM, said:

 koehkont, on 10 March 2016 - 01:09 PM, said:

Impressive list, and still not complete I think. Would be nice to make a spiderweb of sexual relations of this. And how about std's in all of this? I mean some of them must be itchy I think. Or would there be some special Denul for this.
Another thing, how do Rake and Silanah go about? Does he take his Draconian form or does he just walk straight in there in his more human form? Or do they have more of a spiritual-sexual relation?
And one name in the list I couldn't remember much about was Smiles. I thought she was cutting herself down there (for pleasure maybe?), and she was having some sort of fighting fetish with Koryk


Definitely not complete.

STDs are actually mentioned at times. They're a common source of work for low level healers.

I'm pretty sure Rake veers into his draconian time for some Silanah lovin.

Smiles is mentioned in RG as trying to procure some type of potion for not getting pregnant from Bottle, and as being incredibly promiscuous. I wonder if she wears the belt of ghastly trophies while going at it.


Great list, by far the most impressive. There was something about Iskral Pust and Mogora at one point in BH thou maybe they were just fighting on the ground out in the wilderness. You never know with those two

I was deliberately trying not to think of them.


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Posted 16 March 2016 - 01:01 AM

I know most of these have already been mentioned, but here are the explicit ones I remember:

- GOTM: Murillio and Simtal (though we don't see much of it)
- DG: Felisin and Beneth (we get the end of it)
- MOI: Stonny getting fingered by Nektara in Saltoan while the crowd watches :thumbsup:
- HOC: Karsa and Dayliss
- MT: Rhulad and Mayen (Udinaas observes)
- RG: Tanal rapes Janath
- TTH: Murillio and Sepharla
- TTH: Crokus and Challice
-DOD: Hetan

In ICE's series I remember a few from Blood and Bone

- Jatal And Andanii
- Queen of Dreams priestess
- Sour and one of the villagers of Himatan

Assail: Shimmer and Iron Bars

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 09:59 AM

 BlackMoranthofDoom, on 16 March 2016 - 01:01 AM, said:

I know most of these have already been mentioned, but here are the explicit ones I remember:

- GOTM: Murillio and Simtal (though we don't see much of it)
- DG: Felisin and Beneth (we get the end of it)
- MOI: Stonny getting fingered by Nektara in Saltoan while the crowd watches :)
- HOC: Karsa and Dayliss
- MT: Rhulad and Mayen (Udinaas observes)
- RG: Tanal rapes Janath
- TTH: Murillio and Sepharla
- TTH: Crokus and Challice
-DOD: Hetan

In ICE's series I remember a few from Blood and Bone

- Jatal And Andanii
- Queen of Dreams priestess
- Sour and one of the villagers of Himatan

Assail: Shimmer and Iron Bars


I excluded the rapes from my list deliberately, since to me they are two distinct subjects.
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Posted 19 March 2016 - 10:47 PM

 Kanese S, on 10 March 2016 - 12:39 PM, said:

Are we including implied, or only explicit? If implied is included...

In GotM:
Nightchill and Bellurdan (implied)
Tattersail and Calot (implied)
Ganoes Paran and Tattersail
Murillio and some rich ladies
Murillio and what'sherface
Anomander Rake and Silanah (implied)

In DG:
Apsalar and Crokus (implied only, I think)
Felisin and Baudin
Felisin and Beneth (though whether this counts as consensual can be argued)
Kalam and Minala
Duiker and the nameless soldier

In MoI:
Picker and Blend (implied, I think)
Whiskeyjack and Korlat
Stonny and whatsherface (though it was mostly fingerfucking)
Hetan and various people

In HoC:
Tavore and T'Amber (implied)
Pearl and Lostara
Scillara and various
Apsalar and Cutter (implied)
Karsa and the Jaghut lady

In MT:
Janall and Brizard
Nisall and Ezgara (implied)
Rhulad and Mayen
Ublala Pung and various
Shurq Elalle and various
Sandalath and Withal

In NoK:
I can't remember any sex in NoK

In TBH:
Various soldiers (implied)
Tavore and T'Amber (implied)
Onrack and Kilava (mentioned as taking place in the distant past, obviously)
Scillara and Cutter

In RotCG:
Some soldiers get laid, I think, not sure

In RG:
Smiles and various
Shurq Elalle and various
Tehol and Janath
Rhulad and Nisall
Sandalath and Withal
Seren and Trull

In TTH:
Barathol and Scillara
Picker and Blend
Also the combination of the above
Cutter and Challice

In Stonewielder:
I can't seem to remember any sexy times.

In DoD/TCG:
Ruthan Gudd and Skanarow
Tehol and Janath
Brys and Aranict
Shurq Elalle and various
Hellian and Urb (eventually)
Hellian and Skulldeath
I think either Sinter or Kisswhere is mentioned as having a bf
The Bolkando Queen and one of the Barghast, I forget their names
Crokus and Apsalar (implied)

In OST:
Rallick and Vorcan
Torvald and Tissera
Barathol and Scillara

In BAB:
Kallor and what'sherface
what'shisface and what'sherface
Skinner and Ardata (implied in the past)
a couple of the creepy jungle spirit people


In FoD:
Andarist and his fiance (implied... unless Tiste Andii are unusually prudish and against premarital sex)
Mother Dark and Draconus (implied)
Olar Ethil and Draconus (implied)
At least a couple others



for the tcg, i think it was implied two of fid squadmates had a thing. The assasin type girl and the seti dude.

its been so long, i had to lookup who scilara was.
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Posted 23 March 2016 - 07:06 AM

 LinearPhilosopher, on 19 March 2016 - 10:47 PM, said:

 Kanese S, on 10 March 2016 - 12:39 PM, said:

Are we including implied, or only explicit? If implied is included...

In GotM:
Nightchill and Bellurdan (implied)
Tattersail and Calot (implied)
Ganoes Paran and Tattersail
Murillio and some rich ladies
Murillio and what'sherface
Anomander Rake and Silanah (implied)

In DG:
Apsalar and Crokus (implied only, I think)
Felisin and Baudin
Felisin and Beneth (though whether this counts as consensual can be argued)
Kalam and Minala
Duiker and the nameless soldier

In MoI:
Picker and Blend (implied, I think)
Whiskeyjack and Korlat
Stonny and whatsherface (though it was mostly fingerfucking)
Hetan and various people

In HoC:
Tavore and T'Amber (implied)
Pearl and Lostara
Scillara and various
Apsalar and Cutter (implied)
Karsa and the Jaghut lady

In MT:
Janall and Brizard
Nisall and Ezgara (implied)
Rhulad and Mayen
Ublala Pung and various
Shurq Elalle and various
Sandalath and Withal

In NoK:
I can't remember any sex in NoK

In TBH:
Various soldiers (implied)
Tavore and T'Amber (implied)
Onrack and Kilava (mentioned as taking place in the distant past, obviously)
Scillara and Cutter

In RotCG:
Some soldiers get laid, I think, not sure

In RG:
Smiles and various
Shurq Elalle and various
Tehol and Janath
Rhulad and Nisall
Sandalath and Withal
Seren and Trull

In TTH:
Barathol and Scillara
Picker and Blend
Also the combination of the above
Cutter and Challice

In Stonewielder:
I can't seem to remember any sexy times.

In DoD/TCG:
Ruthan Gudd and Skanarow
Tehol and Janath
Brys and Aranict
Shurq Elalle and various
Hellian and Urb (eventually)
Hellian and Skulldeath
I think either Sinter or Kisswhere is mentioned as having a bf
The Bolkando Queen and one of the Barghast, I forget their names
Crokus and Apsalar (implied)

In OST:
Rallick and Vorcan
Torvald and Tissera
Barathol and Scillara

In BAB:
Kallor and what'sherface
what'shisface and what'sherface
Skinner and Ardata (implied in the past)
a couple of the creepy jungle spirit people


In FoD:
Andarist and his fiance (implied... unless Tiste Andii are unusually prudish and against premarital sex)
Mother Dark and Draconus (implied)
Olar Ethil and Draconus (implied)
At least a couple others



for the tcg, i think it was implied two of fid squadmates had a thing. The assasin type girl and the seti dude.

its been so long, i had to lookup who scilara was.


Hey guys..Found another one. On my re-read of TTH I found a scene in which Challice sleeps with councillor Lim
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Posted 27 March 2016 - 05:06 PM

Toll the Hounds still has more:
  • Traveller with random tribeswoman
  • Spinnock with High Priestess in Black Coral
  • Antsy is also part of the orgy with Scillara, Barathol, Blend, and Picker
  • Torvald with the loan shark's wife

There is a lot of sexing going on in TtH.

IIRC earlier (House of Chains?) there was also Bottle + Eres'al, but that might be my memory doing weird things. Tehol also has to satisfy Shurq at some point in Midnight Tides, not sure how consensual we can call this one :nuke: On another note, I cannot remember if it is revealed who is Nimander's mother?
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Posted 27 March 2016 - 09:07 PM

Are you sure about Tehol and Shurq? In any case, many of the mentioned are implied at best, iirc. For example, we don't know if Spinnock and Salind get it on, we don't even know if they end up in a relationship. Spinnock just leaves to tell her of his feelings at the end of TtH and that's all we ever hear from those. Unless you mean the other High Priestess. Also, Antsy, really? Got a quote?

But in TtH there's also Iskaral Pust and that Priestess of the Shadow Temple, Sordiko somethingsomething.

Also, I have my doubts about Andarist and Enesdia in FoD, that's not even implied, but Rake and Silchas definitely both had a roll in the hay with Hish Tulla - at different occasions, of course.

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 01:32 AM

 Puck, on 27 March 2016 - 09:07 PM, said:

Are you sure about Tehol and Shurq? In any case, many of the mentioned are implied at best, iirc. For example, we don't know if Spinnock and Salind get it on, we don't even know if they end up in a relationship. Spinnock just leaves to tell her of his feelings at the end of TtH and that's all we ever hear from those. Unless you mean the other High Priestess. Also, Antsy, really? Got a quote?

But in TtH there's also Iskaral Pust and that Priestess of the Shadow Temple, Sordiko somethingsomething.

Also, I have my doubts about Andarist and Enesdia in FoD, that's not even implied, but Rake and Silchas definitely both had a roll in the hay with Hish Tulla - at different occasions, of course.

im pretty sure tehol and shurq happened. She kinda forces herself onto him... granted tehol did seem willing... Not sure which book exactly however. Its b4 he became king and was still living in that hut.
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Posted 28 March 2016 - 08:11 AM

@Tehol/Shurq: don't have a quote but that was a comic relief (like many fragments with Tehol) in MT, shortly after Shurq gets her, erm, facelift.

@Spinnock/High Priestess: I meant the Andii priestess. The whole Black Coral is a huge sex dungeon with all these priesstesses.

@Antsy:

Quote

Picker rubbed at her face. ‘Not Antsy, too. Don’t tell me …’
Blend shrugged. ‘Lust is blind, I suppose. And let’s hope all memory of it stays that way. I fear all his fantasies came true last night … only he can’t remember any of it!’ ‘I feel sick.’


That's chapter 7, when Picker wakes up after the Quorl Milk-induced orgy.
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Posted 28 March 2016 - 12:04 PM

Given the effects of Quorl milk... I wonder what kinds of freaky stuff are going on up in Cloud Forest with the Moranth.
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Posted 29 March 2016 - 08:03 AM

 LinearPhilosopher, on 28 March 2016 - 01:32 AM, said:

 Puck, on 27 March 2016 - 09:07 PM, said:

Are you sure about Tehol and Shurq? In any case, many of the mentioned are implied at best, iirc. For example, we don't know if Spinnock and Salind get it on, we don't even know if they end up in a relationship. Spinnock just leaves to tell her of his feelings at the end of TtH and that's all we ever hear from those. Unless you mean the other High Priestess. Also, Antsy, really? Got a quote?

But in TtH there's also Iskaral Pust and that Priestess of the Shadow Temple, Sordiko somethingsomething.

Also, I have my doubts about Andarist and Enesdia in FoD, that's not even implied, but Rake and Silchas definitely both had a roll in the hay with Hish Tulla - at different occasions, of course.

im pretty sure tehol and shurq happened. She kinda forces herself onto him... granted tehol did seem willing... Not sure which book exactly however. Its b4 he became king and was still living in that hut.

I think it was because the ootoolan (spelling) needed charging and Tehol was the only guy around.
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