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We are all very excited about the book.
To ensure no one`s enjoyment is spoiled before they even open a thread, do not post spoilers in thread titles.
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DO NOT.
POST DANCER`S LAMENT SPOILERS.
IN FUCKING.
THREAD.
TITLES.
JUST DON`T.
Example of good thread titles:
Dancer in Dancer`s Lament.
Li Heng is where?
I have a question about knives...
Something bothering me about the epilogue.
Two questions
Donald Trump... wtf?
Examples of thread titles getting close to the edge of bad:
Karsa in Dancer`s Lament
Wait, was that Tayschrenn???
Examples of thread titles that will bring down modwrath:
I have a question about Hood`s Wife`s diabolical evil plan to kill Dancer.
YOU KILLED KELLANVED YOU BASTARDS!
When in doubt, don`t.
Still in doubt, pm a Mod... me, someone else, whatever, just don`t.
Spoilers for all Malazan books that have gone before are fine.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.
If you have not read an earlier book and do not want to be spoiled for it, start your own thread with your question or subject and say so in the opening post. Clearly.
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Hi... am wondering about this Uvullala character Dancer meets. Have we seen her before?
I haven't read BLOOD AND BONE YET, so please no spoilers for that book. Just tell me RAFO or fuckoff or something.
Thanks and enjoy yourself.
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Nevyn 
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Posted 01 March 2016 - 10:58 PM
Ok, so if I'm not sure if a title is a spoiler for the second last chapter, I should PM you right now with the title I want to use?
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish
Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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Aptorian
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Posted 02 March 2016 - 06:07 AM
Abyss, on 01 March 2016 - 09:34 PM, said:
Spoilers for all Malazan books that have gone before are fine.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.
And if you want to read that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic and much more, all you need to do is sign up to a Malazan premium subscription that will give access to the VIP section of the Malazan Empire.
All monies can be forwarded to: Aptsrocketyachtslushfund@totallynotascam.mockra
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Tsundoku
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Posted 02 March 2016 - 09:08 AM
Apt, on 02 March 2016 - 06:07 AM, said:
Abyss, on 01 March 2016 - 09:34 PM, said:
Spoilers for all Malazan books that have gone before are fine.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.
And if you want to read that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic and much more, all you need to do is sign up to a Malazan premium subscription that will give access to the VIP section of the Malazan Empire.
All monies can be forwarded to: Aptsrocketyachtslushfund@totallynotascam.mockra
Seems legit.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 02 March 2016 - 10:20 AM
Tsundoku, on 02 March 2016 - 09:08 AM, said:
Apt, on 02 March 2016 - 06:07 AM, said:
Abyss, on 01 March 2016 - 09:34 PM, said:
Spoilers for all Malazan books that have gone before are fine.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.
And if you want to read that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic and much more, all you need to do is sign up to a Malazan premium subscription that will give access to the VIP section of the Malazan Empire.
All monies can be forwarded to: Aptsrocketyachtslushfund@totallynotascam.mockra
Seems legit.
It's totally legit, I've seen it!
Ps: Apt (NOONE BUT APT READ THIS!) I want half!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
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