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#1 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 01 March 2016 - 09:34 PM

Welcome to the subforum for DANCER`S LAMENT.


We are all very excited about the book.

To ensure no one`s enjoyment is spoiled before they even open a thread, do not post spoilers in thread titles.

To be clear...

DO NOT.

POST DANCER`S LAMENT SPOILERS.

IN FUCKING.

THREAD.

TITLES.

JUST DON`T.

Example of good thread titles:


Dancer in Dancer`s Lament.


Li Heng is where?


I have a question about knives...


Something bothering me about the epilogue.


Two questions


Donald Trump... wtf?



Examples of thread titles getting close to the edge of bad:

Karsa in Dancer`s Lament

Wait, was that Tayschrenn???


Examples of thread titles that will bring down modwrath:

I have a question about Hood`s Wife`s diabolical evil plan to kill Dancer.

YOU KILLED KELLANVED YOU BASTARDS!


When in doubt, don`t.

Still in doubt, pm a Mod... me, someone else, whatever, just don`t.

Spoilers for all Malazan books that have gone before are fine.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.

If you have not read an earlier book and do not want to be spoiled for it, start your own thread with your question or subject and say so in the opening post. Clearly.

Example:

Hi... am wondering about this Uvullala character Dancer meets. Have we seen her before?
I haven't read BLOOD AND BONE YET, so please no spoilers for that book. Just tell me RAFO or fuckoff or something.



Thanks and enjoy yourself.

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Posted 01 March 2016 - 10:58 PM

Ok, so if I'm not sure if a title is a spoiler for the second last chapter, I should PM you right now with the title I want to use?

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Posted 02 March 2016 - 12:39 AM

I agree that this forum rules. Can't wait to read it!
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Posted 02 March 2016 - 06:07 AM

View PostAbyss, on 01 March 2016 - 09:34 PM, said:

Spoilers for all Malazan books that have gone before are fine.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.


And if you want to read that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic and much more, all you need to do is sign up to a Malazan premium subscription that will give access to the VIP section of the Malazan Empire.

All monies can be forwarded to: Aptsrocketyachtslushfund@totallynotascam.mockra
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Posted 02 March 2016 - 09:08 AM

View PostApt, on 02 March 2016 - 06:07 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 01 March 2016 - 09:34 PM, said:

Spoilers for all Malazan books that have gone before are fine.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.


And if you want to read that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic and much more, all you need to do is sign up to a Malazan premium subscription that will give access to the VIP section of the Malazan Empire.

All monies can be forwarded to: Aptsrocketyachtslushfund@totallynotascam.mockra


Seems legit.
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Posted 02 March 2016 - 10:20 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 02 March 2016 - 09:08 AM, said:

View PostApt, on 02 March 2016 - 06:07 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 01 March 2016 - 09:34 PM, said:

Spoilers for all Malazan books that have gone before are fine.
SE`s books, ICE`s books, novellas, that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic that Apt wrote...anything goes.


And if you want to read that Warmule/Karsa slash fanfic and much more, all you need to do is sign up to a Malazan premium subscription that will give access to the VIP section of the Malazan Empire.

All monies can be forwarded to: Aptsrocketyachtslushfund@totallynotascam.mockra


Seems legit.


It's totally legit, I've seen it!


Ps: Apt (NOONE BUT APT READ THIS!) I want half!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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