[--Video encoding x264 .wlv, streaming-live--]
The same room is shown, although at a precarious 65 angle. Perhaps indicating something has been thrown at the camera recently. The globule of cheese is still present and is becoming more opaque as it cools and solidifies. Fener appears again to be unaware that he is observed. He appears and sounds to be reading comments made on his first blog article - the text, not the video
Goodness gracious me, I thought I realised how dumb internet people were but some of these comments are the absolute pits. Brain has left the building, unfortunately it left the fingers at the keypad. Just look at this stuff, sheesh."
"On the other hand, where there is shit there is gold. These may be worth encouraging. If nothing else I'm getting known a little more *and* interaction with readers is a proven plus point on a quality blog. I just need to find something coherent amongst the blather that I can talk with."
There is the sound of Fener perusing the comments section for the grand total of 37 seconds
"I'm never leaving the building again. Never. Some of those things. The goat. The chicken. the SALAMANDER. Is there no perversion to which people will not sink?"
"Never mind, I've got bigger fish to fry - the Body Snatcher to be precise. Perhaps some of these slightly less off the wall comments will help me think things through, Rule 34 notwithstanding"
Omtose, on 09 November 2015 - 08:12 PM, said:
Well first thing to note. Apparently Fener does not get a vote.
"No no, it can't be that."
"Well if there was to be one, I'd definitely have to
Because he's wanting to get me worried therefore deserves everything that comes with getting elected - the scandals, the physical and verbal abuse, the unfortunate stains on the dress, all of it."
Ultama, on 09 November 2015 - 07:56 PM, said:
"Rule 34 proven yet again. But is this relevant to the discussion at hand? No. It is however very worrying - it is the April page. This implies there are another 11 such scenes. I don't want to see them but at the same time I do."
Omtose, on 09 November 2015 - 08:13 PM, said:
That makes them different.
Vote Fener
edited for the sake of gender neutrality.
Omtose, on 09 November 2015 - 08:43 PM, said:
Remove Vote
I maintain that they are different though.
Karosis, on 09 November 2015 - 09:51 PM, said:
Mmm. Hotness.
Also whoever voted Fener - I wonder if we can lynch him? If he's listed as a living player but not as one who can vote. I mean yeah ok joke votes on Fener are pretty normal but it raised the question in my mind, especially since he's now posting like an NPC would.
"Something is nagging at me here though, I'd better do a quick search. Ah-ha. NPC = 'Non Paying Customer, a euphemism for shoplifter' Karosis, I want you to know that even though you think I'm a shoplifter that one time with the pumpkin up my jersey was an honest mistake
Ultama, on 09 November 2015 - 10:52 PM, said:
I'm curious as to what you were sickened by? I was being literal, the shape of Togg's penis, the length and girth of an elephant's foot.
Gait, on 10 November 2015 - 12:00 AM, said:
Is that a link for anyone?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=elephant+foot
Korlat, on 10 November 2015 - 12:03 AM, said:
Either you didn't actually read Fener's post or you're intentionally trying to start something. Sounds to me like Fener's asking for PMs with info that they can then broadcast for the thread.
Hang on, I thought something like that, THIS GUY CAN READ MY MIND?!?!!!?!???!?
Silanah, on 10 November 2015 - 12:07 AM, said:
So ultama made the point about alts being present i think it's a reasonable assumption.
What intrigues me is why have fener listed as a character/participant when, there is no way that post what done impromptu/off the cuff. Yet if it was a mod written message, why not just use the P-S alt for flavor text? That it's the fener alt as well strikes me as a deliberate move to troll us so lets not get too eager on the lynch train folks.
Somethings fishy and it's not JUST the fact it's fener.
Silanah, on 10 November 2015 - 01:33 AM, said:
Fener, on 09 November 2015 - 08:24 PM, said:
[--Video encoding x264 .wlv, streaming-live--]
The livestream cuts in abruptly, catching a figure in cheap sweatpants holding a slice of soggy pizza and talking to themselves whilst simultaneously trying to type through cheese and ham coated fingers. It doesn't appear they are aware the camera is on.
"Right so I'm going to start a blog, I've seen so many amateurs talking about their moms dog and the rain and so it can't be too hard can it. I've got some hosting, got a rocking theme for me if what I heard is true, I just need to string it all together and be totally serious."
"I need a name though, something that'll stand out from the crowd whilst totally being the in-thing. Something that'll look good as a neon gif flashing on the top of every post. My theme is going to be pretty limiting though. I could go for the old clichéd title revision, 'Miss Fener Investigates' or 'Inspector Fener.' Maybe not Miss Fener, that could raise some awkward questions about my weekend habits."
The figure spins rapidly round on the swivel chair, apparently hard in thought
"'Fener's War' perhaps, old romantic images of the past and tales of simpler times whilst still being pretty current. There's potential there. Oh, Wikipedia says it was axed twice? Perhaps not then."
The slice of pizza is orbiting the parent body, held at arms length, at speeds just shy of escape velocity. Just one rpm more and it'll slide from the greasy fingers. The figure kicks at the stand whilst staring at the slice.
"Is this a pizza I see before me? Ham and pineapple? That gives me an id... oooohh shiiiiiiiii..."
headed off for the night, ill throw this out.
The pizza slips away, trailing a meteor storm of melted cheese and chunks in a stunning arc around the room as the slice slams into the distant door with a faint *splobb* sound. With a sickening feeling the viewers watch as a drop of greasy cheese impacts the centre of the lens
"Oh it's the door, that's fine. There's a couple more over there somewhere from last weekend. So my blog will be called... wait for it... 'Hawaii Fener-O.' Genius. Thank you, thank you. You're all too kind."
The figure seems to be bowing forward slightly as if accepting praise from the monitor. Fingers become visible around the edges of the cheese and it begins to type.
"Now, lets be serious. Blog software loaded, first post. Page to begin
Quote
Good evening gentle folk of our fair city, it is sad tidings indeed that bring about the first post on the official Hawaii Fener-O blog.
News has just this minute reached my ears of a crime most foul that has happened on our very doorstep. That's right, here in downtown itself someone has committed a most dastardly act. Whilst I cannot go into great detail for reasons of operational security I can reveal this much:
Not less than 2 hours ago outside [redacted] a single grocery bag from [redacted] was found to contain the results of a most grisly shopping trip. I don't know if I dare say all my source told me for risk of my own life but I can tell you this - inside the bag were the aged, wrinkled, bent and broken fingers of a man well known to many of us in the city. We've all seen him around even if we've only known his as "that drunken douche." We'd all I'm sure recognise the fingers so often seen wrapped around the many brown paper bags of liquor he had carried. Yes, they were the fingers of our own drunken fool, the far-fallen Venge.
Okay so you're thinking perhaps he had an accident - perhaps one of the times he fell over when just this side of unconsciousness he landed on the shards of the bottle he'd dropped? Oh how I wish that were the case. Alas those fingers were still attached to his hands. Both of them and all 11 fingers. It is shocking I know, please readers take a moment to spare a thought for those who will no longer have him sleeping on their drives, crapping on their lawns. We'll all miss him.
You saw him this morning you say? Recognised his blotchy, pallid face? Please call 911 and ask for homicide. They'd like to talk to you. Because not only were his hands in there but so was his whole head! Yes, I kid you not, the whole thing was in there from the C6 vertebrae up. Or so my source tells me, I gather it was a little hard to tell for sure due to the saturation of alcohol in his bones and the unlikely expression of what appeared to be multiple venereal diseases usually found in cattle.
So good people, the conclusion is inescapable - the Body Snatcher has come to town!
[--stream ends--]
Silanah, on 10 November 2015 - 01:34 AM, said:
off for the night ill leave this.
"Oh but you missed so much! Mine are in vomit-inducing yellow, naturally, because you seem to have missed out the best bits so I think the neon gif will become compulsory as soon as I can coerce my friend from school who could make icons into doing one for me, once I check if he is still living with his mom. If he isn't then the world is rocked on its foundations."
"Slightly more serious points in blue. But alas, the Police are holding their cards close to their chests - perhaps the underworld will seek to get in contact instead? I could get some awesomely cheap hardware 'off the back of a truck' I bet, this might be worth me considering actually."
"I suppose I need to step up a level in my security now I've made my first post and stuck my head above the parapet. Something that'll set off my pale skin and beard, something that says out loud 'don't mess with this dude.'"
There is the sound of frantic tapping at the keyboard and muttered imprecations at shopping sites
"Ahhha! This will do the trick nicely. I am going to look such a boss walking down the street."
The video cuts to black as abruptly as it started
[--stream ends--]
This post has been edited by Path-Shaper: 10 November 2015 - 11:50 AM
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