Posted 18 February 2015 - 03:26 PM
The doors to the great council pyramidoga (half pyramid, half pagoda) burst open, a brilliant flare of light blinding all those within who have eyes (which is none of them) as the Ancient strides in. A haughty swagger in her step, the Ancient scans around the room.
"Loyal servants, descendants, welcome to the Hive. You have done well, spreading yourselves across the galaxy to support your masters. But I have heard disturbing rumours of your kin engaging in mercantile transactions with other races that we have declared as our enemies! What say you?"
"Hsssssssst. Patently ffalse, O Lordy One," says one Descendant, the apparent leader of a small group who are all slurping at red partially-frozen drinks with small umbrellas.
"None, hsssst, would dare, hsssst, defy the magnalucifentuperb Ancientsss, hsssst," says another, who is clutching some sort of plush cube-shaped object.
"The rumoursss are the work of our enemiesss! Weeeee obeeeeeey O [various potent and not at all sarcastic titles]!" chorused the remaining Descendants.
"Very well," purred the Ancient. "There remains several of our outposts beyond the core sectors which have noted increased activity from the other council races. You will be reinforcing these sectors immediately, yes?"
"Of coursse, O Fantastic-in-bed Leader, we sshall, hssssst, expend an unwissse amount of ressourcess which could better be sssaved, hsssst, for economic and technological progressssion in order to reach these outpostss, hssssst, immediately."
"Excellent. I shall leave you to it." The Ancient turned and left the pyramidoga. Much ghost-eye-rolling ensued.
"Thisss could, hsssst, bring trouble upon usss. We ssaid untrue thingss."
"We say many thingss, hsssst. Have you tassted the liquid oozed by this margarita machine the Directorate sssent usss? It is, hsssssssst, worth it!"
"And the companion, hsssst, cube, I bought from the Orion is ssso, hsssst, cute!"
"Will we really ssspend everything to reach the Ancient ssectorsss?"
"T-T-K-P-TK"
"K-P-P-T-K"
"PK-K-T-T-T"
Much laughing ensues.
worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:
I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.