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Your dark prayers have been answered New Dark Gods!

#61 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:03 PM

Viking of High House our new tyrannical overlord whom we bow before, on 01 September 2014 - 09:01 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 01 September 2014 - 07:51 PM, said:

I bet they didn't even have to make a cake or anything.

Or throw up on the back of a dog.

Some of us had to work really hard for the position of irrelevance we have today.

Congrats Venge and Drek (not sure congrats is the appropriate term for promotion to modhood but......).

I believe it was this Uncle Ben who said "With great power comes great responsibility". I think he was referring to Category E microwaves.

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#62 Abyss

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 10:25 PM

Blinded of High House Vengeance, on 02 September 2014 - 10:19 PM, said:

How many mods do we even have?

All of them.

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#63 Shinrei

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 12:11 AM

I've been passed over for the job for years.

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#64 Illuyankas

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 12:26 AM

Me too. I would be an excellent and completely impartial mod. I'd also have fun events! Like a random forum or subforum would spend a day in mandatory capslock under pain of death/temp bans/DOUBLE DEATH/embarassing avatar lockage.

(no joke I would be the best Inn mod for numerous reasons)

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#65 amphibian

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 02:45 AM

I'm quite happy being the weaver thank you very much. No mod jobs or ascendant wars to worry about.

I just make spiffing garments and long range plans.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#66 Gnaw

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:02 AM

Weaver of High House our new tyrannical overlord whom we bow before, on 03 September 2014 - 02:45 AM, said:

I'm quite happy being the weaver thank you very much. No mod jobs or ascendant wars to worry about.

I just make spiffing garments and long range plans.

What are you talking about??? Don't you know we're at war with the minions of Her Exalted Holiness for I am unworthy?

The future of the entire Off Topic forum section is at stake here!

Somebody needs to do a better job of getting the word out (looking at you our new tyrannical overlord whom we bow before)

"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl

#67 Silencer

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 03:03 AM

Mortal Sword of High House Decay, on 03 September 2014 - 12:11 AM, said:

I've been passed over for the job for years.

Ehehehehehe. >.>

Totally didn't forget anyone else who had offered.

<.<

It was due to the giant roulette wheel! That's how we decided this time! Yes! It was all a big game of chance!

>.>

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#68 Obdigore

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 06:45 AM

our new tyrannical overlord whom we bow before, on 02 September 2014 - 12:31 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 02 September 2014 - 06:10 AM, said:

Her Exalted Holiness for I am unworthy, on 01 September 2014 - 02:31 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 01 September 2014 - 01:46 PM, said:

But... why? Is this so that Silencer doesn't have to change PS and SH passwords anymore?

That is honestly the exact reason that lead to this happening

So now I have to contact 1 person who isn't on on weekends, and another who refuses to read the hardcover dresden books?

Of course, Silencer apparently can't read Cold Days (I assume he is illiterate), so I suppose this is an upgrade...

I do get on the forum on the weekends. I just refuse to play mafia or anything else that will take a ton of time. Plus you have several different ways you personally can get a hold of me.

Listen, your little excuses for your clear attempt to seize power are rather see-through, Jhistal.

I suppose this makes Abyss Topper and Silencer Surly? (And that is a horrible sentence, but it seems correct).

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#69 bubba

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 09:50 AM

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#70 Obdigore

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 10:05 AM

Bubba, your new GIF is creepy

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#71 bubba

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 11:27 AM

Obdigore, on 03 September 2014 - 10:05 AM, said:

Bubba, your new GIF is creepy

Yes it is. ....but it's like a car wreak. ...you can't look away.

#72 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 03 September 2014 - 06:43 PM

Bubba, on 03 September 2014 - 11:27 AM, said:

Obdigore, on 03 September 2014 - 10:05 AM, said:

Bubba, your new GIF is creepy

Yes it is. ....but it's like a car wreak. ...you can't look away.

Honestly I think that I have watched it 5 or 6 times. Memorizing!

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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#73 Abyss

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 06:48 PM

Silencer, on 03 September 2014 - 03:03 AM, said:

Mortal Sword of High House Decay, on 03 September 2014 - 12:11 AM, said:

I've been passed over for the job for years.

Ehehehehehe. >.>

Totally didn't forget anyone else who had offered.

<.<

It was due to the giant roulette wheel! That's how we decided this time! Yes! It was all a big game of chance!

>.>

You forgot the bribes. Big juicy wonderful expensive bribes.

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#74 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 03 September 2014 - 07:40 PM

Abyss, on 03 September 2014 - 06:48 PM, said:

Silencer, on 03 September 2014 - 03:03 AM, said:

Mortal Sword of High House Decay, on 03 September 2014 - 12:11 AM, said:

I've been passed over for the job for years.

Ehehehehehe. >.>

Totally didn't forget anyone else who had offered.

<.<

It was due to the giant roulette wheel! That's how we decided this time! Yes! It was all a big game of chance!

>.>

You forgot the bribes. Big juicy wonderful expensive bribes.

I still don't know what you want with all of my back hair...

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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#75 Gnaw

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 07:45 PM

Abyss, on 03 September 2014 - 06:48 PM, said:

Silencer, on 03 September 2014 - 03:03 AM, said:

<.<

It was due to the giant roulette wheel! That's how we decided this time! Yes! It was all a big game of chance!

>.>

You forgot the bribes. Big juicy wonderful expensive bribes.

In this case it was much more the persistence of a 5 year old.

"Change the SH password", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password. You know if you had mafia playing Mods we wouldn't be bothering you every week.", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password. You know if you had mafia playing Mods we wouldn't be bothering you every week.", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password. You know if you had mafia playing Mods we wouldn't be bothering you every week.", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password. You know if you had mafia playing Mods we wouldn't be bothering you every week.", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password. You know if you had mafia playing Mods we wouldn't be bothering you every week.", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password. You know if you had mafia playing Mods we wouldn't be bothering you every week.", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password", "Change the SH password. You know if you had mafia playing Mods we wouldn't be bothering you every week.", "Change the SH password"........

Immovable object meets endless waves of petty childishness. It finally gave way.

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#76 Abyss

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 09:24 PM

Vengeance, on 03 September 2014 - 07:40 PM, said:

Abyss, on 03 September 2014 - 06:48 PM, said:

Silencer, on 03 September 2014 - 03:03 AM, said:

Mortal Sword of High House Decay, on 03 September 2014 - 12:11 AM, said:

I've been passed over for the job for years.

Ehehehehehe. >.>

Totally didn't forget anyone else who had offered.

<.<

It was due to the giant roulette wheel! That's how we decided this time! Yes! It was all a big game of chance!

>.>

You forgot the bribes. Big juicy wonderful expensive bribes.

I still don't know what you want with all of my back hair...

You will once we complete the ritual.

Ahem... i mean... umm... Export.

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#77 bubba

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 09:51 PM

Vengeance, on 03 September 2014 - 07:40 PM, said:

Abyss, on 03 September 2014 - 06:48 PM, said:

Silencer, on 03 September 2014 - 03:03 AM, said:

Mortal Sword of High House Decay, on 03 September 2014 - 12:11 AM, said:

I've been passed over for the job for years.

Ehehehehehe. >.>

Totally didn't forget anyone else who had offered.

<.<

It was due to the giant roulette wheel! That's how we decided this time! Yes! It was all a big game of chance!

>.>

You forgot the bribes. Big juicy wonderful expensive bribes.

I still don't know what you want with all of my back hair...

I'm sorry Abyss. I thought you said all the hair......anyway the hair is in the mail.....sorry Veng.

I said I was sorry...quit looking at me like that.

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#78 Tsundoku

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 01:52 AM

It has been 3 days, so can someone please resurrect my proper member name?

kthxbai

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