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ASSAIL SPOILERS WARNINGS No actual spoilers but be warned....

#1 Abyss

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 04:03 AM

Heads up peoples. We are getting books, we are posting things, the subforum is going to start crawling with spoilers pretty soon.
You have been warned. Stay clear until you've read it.
Also, NO SPOILERS IN THREAD TITLES. Offenders will be iced.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

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#2 Spoilsport Stonny

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Posted 12 August 2014 - 02:55 PM

Super offenders will be Vanilla Ice'd

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