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Eclipse 5 R9 player order: blue, green, black, white, red, yellow

#1141 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:57 PM

Blob.

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:57 PM

Blob blob blob

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:58 PM

Blob blob blob blob blob blob

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 03:59 PM

To be continued...
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Posted 15 May 2014 - 01:15 AM

It's finally happened, Tatts has gone mad (very funny though). Blob blob.


Hydran's genocidal ways have bankrupted them! Remove disc from empty hex, move it to newly acquired hex. Colonise money and grey planets, both with money.

Do you want diplo again, Tatts? If so, I will send a science cube your way.
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#1146 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 07:58 AM

View PostKhellendros, on 15 May 2014 - 01:15 AM, said:

It's finally happened, Tatts has gone mad (very funny though). Blob blob.


Hydran's genocidal ways have bankrupted them! Remove disc from empty hex, move it to newly acquired hex. Colonise money and grey planets, both with money.

Do you want diplo again, Tatts? If so, I will send a science cube your way.


Yes Khell, we will use a material cube.

Khell you cannot colonize the advanced money planet. I think you need to exchange a money cube otherwise, uh oh!

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 08:44 AM

Ah, I forgott. Put the cube back on science
Take good care to keep relations civil
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To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#1148 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 10:08 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 15 May 2014 - 08:44 AM, said:

Ah, I forgott. Put the cube back on science


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#1149 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 10:40 AM

Before M could clear the ancient ship that sat in Mu Cassepoaeaaesaae, a Draco Starbase appeared out of no where.

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He brought up his shield and decided to attack anyway.

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Inside the Starbase sat millions of Dracons. Blobbing away.

Blob blob blob

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Then the blobbing stopped. They turned as one and fired multiple missiles towards Mystery M's cruiser.

(Missiles round)

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M did enough to miss the first 3 missiles but the final one came through and it was a dead hit. Suddenly two pieces of Hull could be seen floating away.

Blob. Another shot is seen by M but this time he was prepared. Surprised by the little cannon, he thought it was another missile volley but no, just a measly cannon.

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As the cannon misses, M gains more confidence. He fires his Plasma Cannon, hoping to destroy the Starbase.

Even though the Starbase could not move and was an easy target, the cannon misses.

Pew, another cannon is released by the starbase. Again it is a measly Ion cannon and M swerves delicately. As he does, he sets his site and fires with his on board computer switched on. Direct Hit! The Starbase explodes like a crystal glass dropped to the floor. Pieces float every which way.

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M knows he is not out of the woods, as he passes through the debris, the awesome power of the ancient appears.

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The ancient fires in quick succession. Bam Bam. M is taken by surprise and narrowly avoides each cannon.

He retaliates with menace pumping out another Plasma Cannon. It misses the ancient by inches.

The ancient spews another volley. The ancient fired to the right and then quickly to the left. There was no way M could avoid both, so he chose one way and the cannon smashes another piece of Hull from his ship.

Determined, he fires another Plasma cannon. It misses but the return shot from the ancient took him by surprise, it was another feint. As he swerved to miss the oncoming cannon another one smashes into his ship and the whole thing explodes around him. Suddenly a tiny capsule appears around him and he is transported back to one of his other ships.

"Almost" he sighs.

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 10:42 AM

Ancient Wins
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Posted 15 May 2014 - 10:49 AM

AHHHHHH!
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Posted 15 May 2014 - 11:09 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 15 May 2014 - 10:49 AM, said:

AHHHHHH!


Almost. I was rooting for you!
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#1153 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 11:37 AM

Battle for the Galactic Center




"Blob, blob blob" laughed the Draconians.


"Blob blob blobby" they snickered and pointed at the burning ship on their monitors.


As one they went silent.


They gazed upon their illustrious leader. Triton Twelve III.


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Then the most scariest thing happened.


He smiled.


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The shock of the galaxy was plain to see. Then he pressed the button.


In that instant 12 Plasma Missiles were released.


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The answer was never in doubt, with his superior computers and smug smile, 11 missiles hit that ancient dreadnought. Dealing 22 worth of damage.


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Twelve takes the GC.








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Posted 15 May 2014 - 11:39 AM

I was hoping for 12 ones but that was never going to happen.

Okay everyone. Upkeeps please.

New Map in relevant area.

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 12:25 PM

That was a great read. Blob blob.

cool.
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Posted 15 May 2014 - 12:34 PM

Is that an advanced money planet, or is just the materials planet advanced! Your fucking green cube is in the way so I can't see, that's no fair!
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Posted 15 May 2014 - 12:38 PM

View PostKhellendros, on 15 May 2014 - 12:34 PM, said:

Is that an advanced money planet, or is just the materials planet advanced! Your fucking green cube is in the way so I can't see, that's no fair!


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So does that mean you'll be exchanging money?
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Posted 15 May 2014 - 12:39 PM

Argh, goddamn your green cube! I've been set up!
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Posted 15 May 2014 - 12:39 PM

Yeah, have a money cube you slime.
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Posted 15 May 2014 - 12:42 PM

View PostKhellendros, on 15 May 2014 - 12:39 PM, said:

Yeah, have a money cube you slime.


I was laughing so hard :wallbash:
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