Posted 12 December 2013 - 06:12 PM
OP mentioned ASOIAF right off the bat.
American Gods is so good they should make it mandatory reading in public schools.
And BK mentions the Abercrombie books, which I also recommend, but they carry a bit more weight if you've already been exposed some of the more trope-heavy series like WoT, Shannara and LotR. Still though, if you've read Malazan and GRRM and enjoyed them, then it's probably a great place to go to next.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.