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If you die in RL would you want us to know?

#21 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 November 2013 - 04:42 AM

As a young fella, I once had a pair of pants zipped onto my head during a fire alarm at school. It did not go well.

#22 Daeg

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Posted 06 November 2013 - 04:53 AM

Yeah...my wife will leave a note...she knows that I would have become close to a few people

#23 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 06 November 2013 - 05:39 AM

No one I know would probably think to post here even though a few people know I am a regular. I am Facebook friends with a few forum members, this is my announcement that if they see on Facebook that I died, it is up to them to pass on the word.

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#24 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 06 November 2013 - 06:15 AM

RodeoRanch, on 06 November 2013 - 04:42 AM, said:

As a young fella, I once had a pair of pants zipped onto my head during a fire alarm at school. It did not go well.

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#25 Gust Hubb

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 02:42 AM

Sure, love the forum to know. However, no one ever will. I doubt anyone would take the time to let you all know.... sorry. Well, I guess people who know me in RL would find out somehow...

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#26 D'rek

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 04:26 AM

Seems I'm in the minority but I'll say no. If I suddenly disappear I'd rather that if anyone cares they can at least hope something wonderful happened in my life that tore me away from my usual forum-going routines instead of me being dead.

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#27 amphibian

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:15 AM

D, on 07 November 2013 - 04:26 AM, said:

If you disappear, who the bleep is going to make graphics program-breaking Malazan timeline photos around here?

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#28 Tsundoku

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 09:06 AM

I wouldn't want anyone going out of their way to post it on here. If it came up in conversation or if someone asked, yeah sure, whatever. But otherwise no.

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#29 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 03:38 PM

Sombra, on 07 November 2013 - 09:06 AM, said:

I wouldn't want anyone going out of their way to post it on here. If it came up in conversation or if someone asked, yeah sure, whatever. But otherwise no.

I've already forgotten you and moved on!

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#30 Salt-Man Z

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:25 PM

The thought that always gets me is: how does one see how they're mourned online? With family and friends, you can always go the looking-down-from-heaven or I'm-a-ghost-haunting-you route. But it's not like you can just Casper yourself on over to the library and pull up the forums to see how your boardmates are taking your death.

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#31 Vengeance

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 05:34 PM

Gust Hub, on 07 November 2013 - 02:42 AM, said:

Sure, love the forum to know. However, no one ever will. I doubt anyone would take the time to let you all know.... sorry. Well, I guess people who know me in RL would find out somehow...

I would let the forum know that they could expect you back on in your Necromancer form.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#32 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 09:43 PM

At some point I will die. And I've written into my Final Will and Testament that my brother must obliterate all of my online identities.

Perhaps he'd troll you guys. Maybe zombie-stormy is how I wanna go.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#33 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:06 PM

Will intend entirely on the specifics of my death.

However, there are two people IRL with specific instructions on my death to come to my house, re format my hard drive, go over it with a magnet, then break it to pieces with a sledgehammer before parents/significant others get to it.

I suppose I could ask them to mention it on here too.

meh. Link was dead :(

#34 worry

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:14 PM

So you aren't having your porn folder projected onto a screen over you during the ceremony? Your choice, but that's usually the best part of funerals! Why I remember when my gran passed and we stumbled onto the folder named Tax Records 1955-1998 and...well, that's a tale for another time.

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#35 Abyss

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:33 PM

Briar King, on 05 November 2013 - 04:00 AM, said:

Kind of a morbid topic but I guess it's valid. As we are an online community wouldn't you want you the people you talk to around the world you talk to everyday to know? Say Someone just quit posting wouldn't it spike your interest why they did? So basically I'm just wondering for people that have wills do y'all have instructions with your user name and password for a loved one to let us know about it? Lmao

Ed: I put this here over the Discussion forum for traffic reasons.

No.
I want you to wonder over the mystery of my dissappearance and over time forget all my foibles and focus on my merits and come to worship my legend and eventually cause my ascension.

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#36 amphibian

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:34 PM

I would rather my porn be displayed at a hypothetical funeral than the goose shit I wrote as a teenager on the Dragonmount forums way back before I found this place. Thank the gods that place lost most of its archives over the years.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#37 D'rek

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 12:28 AM

Abyss, on 07 November 2013 - 10:33 PM, said:

Briar King, on 05 November 2013 - 04:00 AM, said:

No.
I want you to wonder over the mystery of my dissappearance and over time forget all my foibles and focus on my merits and come to worship my legend and eventually cause my ascension.

Given how little we know about Abyss, he could probably just pass along his login credentials and a few notes to someone else and we wouldn't even notice. Abyss the immortal forumite?

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#38 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 08:11 AM

worry, on 07 November 2013 - 10:14 PM, said:

So you aren't having your porn folder projected onto a screen over you during the ceremony?

In this day and age who the hell still has a porn folder?

#39 Satan

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 01:23 PM

I do. It's massive. Deleting it would be a sin against man.

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Legalise drugs! And murder!

#40 Abyss

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Posted 08 November 2013 - 03:07 PM

D, on 08 November 2013 - 12:28 AM, said:

Abyss, on 07 November 2013 - 10:33 PM, said:

Briar King, on 05 November 2013 - 04:00 AM, said:

No.
I want you to wonder over the mystery of my dissappearance and over time forget all my foibles and focus on my merits and come to worship my legend and eventually cause my ascension.

Given how little we know about Abyss, he could probably just pass along his login credentials and a few notes to someone else and we wouldn't even notice. Abyss the immortal forumite?

We are Legion.

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