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Greetings!

#21 Kruppe's snacky cakes

First Sword

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 552
Joined: 13-December 11
Location:The Frozen Wasteland of Northern Illinois, USA

Posted 31 October 2013 - 03:09 PM

Help is on the way.

I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.

#22 Spoilsport Stonny

Mortal Sword

Group: Malaz Regular
Posts: 1,073
Joined: 19-March 11

Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:25 PM

king in chains, on 30 October 2013 - 12:42 PM, said:

apologies to all comers for my indecipherable posts ,a shelter beneath an ash tree in west ireland provides a negligible internet connection ps how wud u all rate the theory that REDACTED FOR GROSS FREAKING SPOILERISM -blatant plagerism plagerism pps where is the hashtag button

I'm expressing concern over this king in chains guy. Hashtags? Plagiarism? FFS, dude, are you really that high? I think you need to spend a day or two in the forum rules section and then you should have to take a test to repost anything again. Or just post everything in the General Book Forum so I can laugh at you.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.