[Maark Abbott]

Macros, on 04 November 2015 - 08:14 PM, said:

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One poor sod at work went into a cubicle just after I'd flushed and exited on Tuesday. Like, within five seconds of me being out of the cubicle, he'd entered the room and gone in.

How he survived is anyone's guess.

[Tiste Simeon]

Maark, on 05 November 2015 - 11:30 AM, said:

Macros, on 04 November 2015 - 08:14 PM, said:

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One poor sod at work went into a cubicle just after I'd flushed and exited on Tuesday. Like, within five seconds of me being out of the cubicle, he'd entered the room and gone in.

How he survived is anyone's guess.

He survived, but he was never the same after the "Poopening"

[Macros]

Budapest
Savage shit

[LinearPhilosopher]

Briar King, on 27 November 2015 - 10:11 PM, said:

I just dropped my 1st Thanksgiving load and that 3.5 minutes sucked.

you need more bran and potentially more water

[Macros]

Pooping in Budapest.

#worldwide

[Tiste Simeon]

Macros, on 28 November 2015 - 02:49 PM, said:

Pooping in Budapest.

#worldwide

I am quite jealous of you and your jet-setting poop lifestyle.

[Macros]

Holy crap.
Just dropped one of the, if not thee, biggest poops of my life.
Im baffled as to its creation, as I wasn't doing a Randy marsh, I pooped twice yesterday and a small one early doors at work today. But this beast is a behemoth, it was an impossible firehose, impressive volume and length.
And the stench is glorious!

This post has been edited by Macros: 06 January 2016 - 06:14 PM

[Macros]

Also, temporarily.blocked toilet upon flushing.
good times

[Arthur Dayne]

Honestly, how did I ever live without the glory that is this thread? I read from the beginning and shared in all the joy and sorrow and love gained and lost. The triumph of the human spirit. I wish this thread had been around when I was in the Navy. I could have posted my worldwide poops as they were happening. The list is long and almost worthy of Macros. Can't wait for my post dinner poop tonight. I'm thinking some White Castle burgers will give me the time I need to contemplate my life to the fullness it deserves.

[Arthur Dayne]

Anyone ever drop one that circles the bowl uninterrupted? I have to know if i'm alone...

[Tiste Simeon]

Arthur Dayne, on 06 January 2016 - 09:13 PM, said:

Honestly, how did I ever live without the glory that is this thread? I read from the beginning and shared in all the joy and sorrow and love gained and lost. The triumph of the human spirit. I wish this thread had been around when I was in the Navy. I could have posted my worldwide poops as they were happening. The list is long and almost worthy of Macros. Can't wait for my post dinner poop tonight. I'm thinking some White Castle burgers will give me the time I need to contemplate my life to the fullness it deserves.

Share your list of worldwide poops. This is a place of peace for poopers!

[Macros]

Arthur Dayne, on 06 January 2016 - 09:15 PM, said:

Anyone ever drop one that circles the bowl uninterrupted? I have to know if i'm alone...

That's the impossible firehose.

That's the dream.

My mega poop yesterday was a double coil

[Arthur Dayne]

Ok, worldwide poop list. Here goes... Hawaii, Alaska, Japan, Hong Kong, Thailand, Singapore, South Korea, Australia, New Zealand, Guam, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Cancun, St. Lucia, every state in the US except Maine, Canada, and as soon as I can make my way to Europe i'll be adding about 10 countries to my list. I also want to make it to more of the Caribbean. I have a dream, and it is beautiful. And bowl shattering.

[Aptorian]

I would just like to point out that statistically speaking, this being the internet, somebody must be reading all of your guys reports and furiously masturbating to the mental images.

[Macros]

One can only hope.

I think I may have you beaten for countries, but when it comes to US and A I've only pooped in a few states.
I will however be adding another country to my list in february.

[Arthur Dayne]

It's less of a contest and more of a mutual respect for worldwide pooping expertise that brings us together as people.

[Arthur Dayne]

Wow. I was physically baffled as to how that one made it down without me breaking it up with the plunger...

[Kruppe's snacky cakes]

These stories remind me of back when I lived in the hood and kept finding kittens in my kitchen wall every spring. I would always take them to work so my coworkers could take care of them for me, because that's what you do with wall kittens. Anywho, I remember one of them was not "going" for a long period of time. We did the q-tip/b-hole stroking thing that you're supposed to do. When he finally went, I swear that pile of crap was twice as big as his own head. Good times.

[Macros]

Digestive system appears to be experiencing difficulties, poop consistency is very poor.
Thrice on the bowl already today, I can only hope this is a case of last nights tea running through me.
Have been eating quite healthy this past while but last night was a greasy takeaway, Im assuming this is causing the trouble. Back to real food

[Tiste Simeon]

Anyone else find that drinking quite late means your morning poop is quite sloppy?