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How do you post and/or poop?

#381 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 11:26 AM

Your casual insult of our poopride hurt too apt.
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#382 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 11:32 AM

I am very sorry.
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#383 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 11:49 AM

Poopride: either proud of your feces or just a terrible rollercoaster...
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#384 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 01:42 PM

Or something that undoubtedly originated in Japan.


Eta
Or Germany


This post has been edited by Macros: 17 August 2016 - 01:44 PM

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#385 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 03:43 PM

I am not going to click that link
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#386 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 20 September 2016 - 11:27 AM

Stomach was a bit dodgy yesterday but has rallied magnificently.
Just finishing up a fantastic poop
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#387 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 20 September 2016 - 11:45 AM

The "wife and kids left before I did in the morning" poop.

Glorious peacefulness.

Or Peacefull gloriousness, if you prefer.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#388 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 20 September 2016 - 12:11 PM

I do prefer
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#389 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 September 2016 - 02:09 PM

The other day was my Sister-in-Law's 30th celebration and she had a big wine tasting evening. I slept very well, as wine always makes me sleepy, except for the fact that at about 5am I got woken by a desperate need to poop.

I tell you what, I slept even better after dropping that monstrous load...
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#390 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 20 September 2016 - 04:21 PM

View PostHigh Geek of Crawfish, on 20 September 2016 - 02:35 PM, said:

I've been sick. Nothing glorious on my end. Seeing this shitty thread just made my stomach churn a bit. Need soft tp.

Soft and moist.
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#391 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 27 September 2016 - 10:33 PM

Prepping for the dump of death.
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#392 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 28 September 2016 - 09:12 AM

Mac, if you do make it to Oz you may want to avoid bagging every toilet you can find for once:

Spider bites Australian man on penis again
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
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#393 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 28 September 2016 - 09:32 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 27 September 2016 - 10:33 PM, said:

Prepping for the dump of death.
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For only a tenner too! Bargain!
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#394 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 08:39 AM

Dropping a lot of really big poops at the minute. Which is strange because my food intake hasn't really increased...
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#395 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 08:14 PM

I had a fuckload of Guinness the other day and it was like a toilet full of tar the other day. And maccy, god help me, for some reason I thought of you... :unsure:
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#396 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 26 October 2016 - 09:41 PM

MNIMAIAOTM
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#397 User is offline   Imperial Historian 

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Posted 27 October 2016 - 11:07 PM

https://play.google....placesivepooped

Came across this. Thought some of you might like it :thumbsup:
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#398 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 11:33 AM

My pooping has been excellent for the last two weeks. On a pretty regular eating and working schedule, and the poops just keep coming
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#399 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 November 2016 - 06:00 AM

Do you ever have a monster morning dump then stand up and almost immediately need to drop some more? It's happening quite regularly at the moment. The second splashdown is usually a pretty quick one so it's just like the act of standing up released some more that needed to come...
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#400 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 22 November 2016 - 02:40 PM

Amateur
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