[Tiste Simeon]

Post Sunday dinner dump. Its hot here so everything is a bit sticky...

[Slow Ben]

Sunday morning after a pot of coffee and some bacon dump. Loosened right up.

[BAD]

Sheve, on 13 July 2013 - 02:43 AM, said:

This is open question to the members of the board that post and answer often.

What makes you think that other readers care about your opinion, what makes you think that you have a answear to a topic.

This is posted after drink allot, and having a huge fear that noone will care what i post,

Even if i have a opinion that is carefully thoughtful through.
I never feel like i can post it.

You either create content, respond/interact with content others have created or you do nothing. This is true of lol internet posting and in RL. Who do you want to be? However, you have taken your first step in the shiptoasting two step program. Created a thread and therefore content. The only way is up (or down, this can go either way ;p ).

Now let's get onto the real point. The slight contradiction in your original post. You fear posting and that no-one will care and yet you have posted. Is it just the alcohol posting here? />


[/masterposter]Fo' Realz.

This post has been edited by BAD: 14 July 2013 - 06:25 PM

[Illuyankas]

I think people care about my opinioning because I am incredibly self-centred and self-important. Also modest.

[Ukjent]

Or because of your picture. I vote for that one.

[Satan]

Evening poop before I go out. Tonight's Hero Quest night.

Forgot to report in during my pre-match (post-dinner) poop. TIL struggled back to a tie from 0-2, with 10 men on the pitch for the last half hour.

[Ukjent]

Still waiting for TIL to file for bankruptcy..

[Satan]

Think you're waiting in vain for that one. It's the same as it's been for years and years, with a financial crisis occurring out of the blue before some local business conglomerate bail them out. TIL's the Real Madrid of Northern Norway.

Having a night time poop, before I go to bed. Didn't play Hero Quest tonight - turns out there were seven pages of rules to the game! Hot on with Carcassonne instead, where I won 2 out o 3 games. For the last one the two other players ganged up on me so that one of them could win. Though I feel a bit miffed that they resorted to such lowly means just so I wouldn't win, the fact that they had to sort of puts me in a good mood.

[Tiste Simeon]

Morning dump cut short as I'm staying with friends & there are more people to get through the system, as it were...

[Macros]

BK that cant be good for you.
need to be regular.
When I'm on work rotation I'm like clockwork

[Satan]

Morning poop. First time in years I've slept to 11am. Feels like the entire day is gone.

Also, I don't know if I've made my point succinctly enough, but I poop a lot - roughly 6-10 times a day. But my digestive system is massively fucked up, so this poop-off was rigged from the beginning. There's nothing wrong with pooping every other day BK. I would imagine you should be a bit more wary of constipation, but if you don't have any problems with that I wouldn't give it another thought. Normal people poop something like twice a day to every other day.

[Macros]

Im a two a day guy normally. Three with a hangover.

6/10 times a day doesn't sound good, but I still am very suspect of a man who doesn't poop everyday.
the only times Ive went a day without pooping have been all day rips where my diet has been entirely liquid.


eta, on the porcelain throne right now

This post has been edited by Macros: 15 July 2013 - 11:48 AM

[Satan]

Speaking of euphemisms for toilets, the "philosopher's seat" doesn't really apply anymore, does it? With mobile phones, you don't really just sit down and think while you're pooping. I don't know about you, but I'm worried for the generation behind us that never experienced the deal thoughts we had while defecating.

*this message was brought to you by the porcelain soap box of satan.

[D'rek]

This is the worst thread ever.

[Vengeance]

D, on 15 July 2013 - 03:55 PM, said:

This is the worst thread ever.

I agree

[Illuyankas]

Hey, if discussing this stuff out loud gets people to evaluate their diets and find out why they poop so irregularly and if there's a health risk there, if we save one person's life from the tyranny of the colon, this thread will be worth it.

[Vengeance]

Illuyankas, on 15 July 2013 - 04:09 PM, said:

Hey, if discussing this stuff out loud gets people to evaluate their diets and find out why they poop so irregularly and if there's a health risk there, if we save one person's life from the tyranny of the colon, this thread will be worth it.

Doesn't everyone get coffee shot up there asses first thing in the morning? I thought that morning coffee enema's where it is at.

[Satan]

Oh no, I'm a strictly tea-man. Nothing goes up my rectum but the the finest green tea from china.

Doing my evening poop, by the way.

This post has been edited by Satan: 15 July 2013 - 05:42 PM

[Gnaw]

Jean-Claude Van tiam, on 13 July 2013 - 06:48 AM, said:

Yeh the site is full of c**ts who dont give a shit about you or your life because theyre narcissistic, self absorbed wankstains so far up there own arses that there tonsils are wearing sun glasses.

You rang?

[Tiste Simeon]

6-10 is maybe a bit much I'd say I'm more of a 5-8 dumps a day kind of guy! My first morning dump normally about 25 mins though. Easily pooping the whole time too. Unless I wake up later... Strange!