[Tiste Simeon]

Satisfying morning dump accomplished!

[Ukjent]

Satisfying lunch dump accomplished.

Ever tried to dump without peeing?

[Macros]

Is that even possible?

[Satan]

I've heard of people that do that. They found it incredible that I peed whilst pooping, and didn't understand how I couldn't do one without doing the other. It's good to know I'm not alone with my two-sided approach.

[Kaamos]

What does K'Chain Che'Malle poo look like? Scaly? Lizardly? Good for growing onions?

Does such a thing as an official guide to the Malazan world of poo and the toilet habits of various races exist?
Or is it this thread?

[EmperorMagus]

Macros, on 29 July 2013 - 08:12 PM, said:

surely you mean pondering time lost?

Really good point. Think of all the scientific breakthroughs we would have if everyone had really hard poop.

Also, pooping without peeing? IMPOSSIBLE.
Also, Why do you talk to people about your poop Satan? I mean real people, not these collection weirdos who are in love with this thread. (I'm part of you people, This thread has brought much happiness.)

[Satan]

I've found that inhibitions are counter-productive for fun conversations.

[Satan]

Who's Sheve, and why should we care about his constipated approach to poop?

[Ukjent]

I think he was the one who wondered who to poop?

Just to answer my on question longer up. It's hard as hell to poop without peeing. It always comes a couple of drops.

[Tiste Simeon]

When both ends are draining out, synchronised, in harmony, at one, it just feels good!

[Macros]

Well pooping and peeing go hand in hand.
only when you're pooping obviously. It quite normal to take a pee without pooping.


re: discussing poop. My friends and I (rl people) discuss our poop quite often.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

I just swallowed a piece of soft plastic from my travel thermos- no shit. It fell into the thermos because it is a piece of shit design: a little plastic plug fitted to the bottom of the lid, the side that faces the liquid. It came lose, probably because the thermos fell over during the trip and the sloshing liquid must have been enough to dislocate the little stopper, it fell into the tea and I was very thirsty.
I can no longer use the thermos now because without this plug, the thing leaks a lot because of the way it's designed- see above.



Guess what I'll pass tomorrow. I'll spare you the "picture or it didn't happen". And I win.



PS: any recommendations for a good thermos that doesn't leak and can be used one-handed without funny plugs?

[Satan]

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 01 August 2013 - 09:48 AM, said:

I just swallowed a piece of soft plastic from my travel thermos- no shit. It fell into the thermos because it is a piece of shit design: a little plastic plug fitted to the bottom of the lid, the side that faces the liquid. It came lose, probably because the thermos fell over during the trip and the sloshing liquid must have been enough to dislocate the little stopper, it fell into the tea and I was very thirsty.
I can no longer use the thermos now because without this plug, the thing leaks a lot because of the way it's designed- see above.



Guess what I'll pass tomorrow. I'll spare you the "picture or it didn't happen". And I win.



PS: any recommendations for a good thermos that doesn't leak and can be used one-handed without funny plugs?

I'm a bit embarrassed to tell you this, but that's not the way you use butt plugs.

Haha! Just kidding. I'm not embarrassed at all.

[Tiste Simeon]

Macros, on 01 August 2013 - 07:51 AM, said:

Well pooping and peeing go hand in hand.
only when you're pooping obviously. It quite normal to take a pee without pooping.

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hand in hand.

*insert macros hand joke*
*insert joke about macros pooping & peeing into his hands*

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[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

Pre-poop post as i don't actually get any signal when I'm on the shitter.

At work, waiting to go to the pub with a mate who finishes half an hour later than me -- what a perfect time for a poop!

[Abyss]

Miss Savagely Wishy Washy, on 01 August 2013 - 09:48 AM, said:

I just swallowed a piece of soft plastic from my travel thermos- no shit. ... it fell into the tea and I was very thirsty.
I can no longer use the thermos now because without this plug, the thing leaks a lot because of the way it's designed- see above.



Guess what I'll pass tomorrow. I'll spare you the "picture or it didn't happen". And I win.



PS: any recommendations for a good thermos that doesn't leak and can be used one-handed without funny plugs?

What's the problem? Just reclaim the plug, clean it off and use it to fix the thermos.

There's no reason to be wasteful....



...what?

[Macros]

Pooping (and peeing) in Scotland.
was pooping in a Prison earlier, but we aren't allowed to bring our phones in so couldn't post that new location for you guys.

[Tiste Simeon]

Macros, on 05 August 2013 - 07:50 PM, said:

Pooping (and peeing) in Scotland.
was pooping in a Prison earlier, but we aren't allowed to bring our phones in so couldn't post that new location for you guys.

Ever so slightly jealous that you have pooped in a prison & I haven't...

[Mezla PigDog]

This thread vexes me greatly!