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#1 User is offline   OberynM 

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 08:32 AM

Just finished the book and have an exam tommorow ..Ahh the story of my life.Dont know if i am borderline retarded but this book left me in a state of utter nonsense and rattled my brains.LIKE WTF IS GOING ON!!Did anybody feel the same?

1.Dat stormrider/captain/greymane's friend is up in that mother..hope he's not dead.
2.Cant figure wtf is going on with that che malle war except that gesler and stormy might have truly reached ascendant status
3.Icarium warrens,sinter,grub..the snake dat was too hard.explanations required
4.When someone yelled from a trench HAIL THE MARINES seemd like i was in the backgound
5.Tool goes ape and wants vengeance and the break up with Toc..seems kind of weird..need info
6.What is up up Hood coming back and saying he is sorry and the end..
7.The errant is now blind ?and kilmandaros want to do what?


This book left me agonizing ...

p.s A BIG HELLO TO ALL MY BOYS AT THE MALAZAN trenches.LIVE LONG AND PROSPEROUS
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 08:48 AM

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 11:04 AM

View PostOberynM, on 24 June 2013 - 08:32 AM, said:

Just finished the book and have an exam tommorow ..Ahh the story of my life.Dont know if i am borderline retarded but this book left me in a state of utter nonsense and rattled my brains.LIKE WTF IS GOING ON!!Did anybody feel the same?

1.Dat stormrider/captain/greymane's friend is up in that mother..hope he's not dead.
2.Cant figure wtf is going on with that che malle war except that gesler and stormy might have truly reached ascendant status
3.Icarium warrens,sinter,grub..the snake dat was too hard.explanations required
4.When someone yelled from a trench HAIL THE MARINES seemd like i was in the backgound
5.Tool goes ape and wants vengeance and the break up with Toc..seems kind of weird..need info
6.What is up up Hood coming back and saying he is sorry and the end..
7.The errant is now blind ?and kilmandaros want to do what?


This book left me agonizing ...

p.s A BIG HELLO TO ALL MY BOYS AT THE MALAZAN trenches.LIVE LONG AND PROSPEROUS


Count yourself lucky that TCG is out. Us lot had to wait a whole year with the utter 'what the shuddering groundbreaking fuck has just gone on here' feeling.
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:04 PM

The convergence that no one saw coming, but that everyone should have. Like the end of Platoon inside Jurassic Park on growth hormones.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:49 PM

View PostOberynM, on 24 June 2013 - 08:32 AM, said:

...hope he's not dead.
... might have truly reached ascendant status
....explanations required
.....need info
...What is up up ...want to do what?

This book left me agonizing ...


THE CRIPPLED GOD.

Go read it.

Drop whatever else you're doing. Go get the book.

GO.

GO NOW.



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:56 PM

DAT F******** exams man...im gonna go tommorow afternoon to buy the next book:D
p.s should i read stonewielder first ?PLS GOD NO NO NO NNO TcG TcG
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:58 PM

View PostOberynM, on 24 June 2013 - 02:56 PM, said:

DAT F******** exams man...im gonna go tommorow afternoon to buy the next book:D
p.s should i read stonewielder first ?PLS GOD NO NO NO NNO TcG TcG



Ok i totally take that back. Wait til your exams are done because you will not study worth a damn once you have TCG.

And you can read SW after TCG without ill effect imnsho.
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 05:07 PM

I roam through these books like in a hellish erotic nightmare..half the time its so fucking cool i wont let go and the other half drags me to Hood's balls..
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 08:29 PM

Erotic nightmare? Lolwut?
Laseen did nothing wrong.

I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 08:58 PM

Never underestimate the appeal of an undead Jaghut god's scrotum.
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 10:39 PM

"Now turn it around." - Hood
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 25 June 2013 - 04:18 PM

Y'know, to add to this, on a tangent that has nothing to do with this conversation, I love the book. Its amazing. But between Nep Furrow, Hellian, and Pulley & Skwish, its a damn pain in the ass to understand what the hell is being said sometimes.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 25 June 2013 - 04:22 PM

View PostSpoilsport Stonny, on 25 June 2013 - 04:18 PM, said:

Y'know, to add to this, on a tangent that has nothing to do with this conversation, I love the book. Its amazing. But between Nep Furrow, Hellian, and Pulley & Skwish, its a damn pain in the ass to understand what the hell is being said sometimes.



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 06:39 PM

I consider myself in high company when i read gesler and stormy..dem ma boys..on another note : gesler fucked strormy's mom..dat shit wa cray:)))))
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Posted 25 June 2013 - 06:40 PM

View PostAbyss, on 24 June 2013 - 08:58 PM, said:

Never underestimate the appeal of an undead Jaghut god's scrotum.


i would tickle dem balls to hell and back
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Posted 25 June 2013 - 07:58 PM

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View PostAbyss, on 24 June 2013 - 08:58 PM, said:

Never underestimate the appeal of an undead Jaghut god's scrotum.


i would tickle dem balls to hell and back



Thematically correct tho it was, no one needed that visual.
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Posted 25 June 2013 - 09:31 PM

View PostAbyss, on 25 June 2013 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostOberynM, on 25 June 2013 - 06:40 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 24 June 2013 - 08:58 PM, said:

Never underestimate the appeal of an undead Jaghut god's scrotum.


i would tickle dem balls to hell and back



Thematically correct tho it was, no one needed that visual.


An image is worth 1000 words so it says:) :p LOL LOL
thou maybe in SE works in dont apply
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Posted 26 June 2013 - 01:27 AM

View PostOberynM, on 25 June 2013 - 09:31 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 25 June 2013 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostOberynM, on 25 June 2013 - 06:40 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 24 June 2013 - 08:58 PM, said:

Never underestimate the appeal of an undead Jaghut god's scrotum.


i would tickle dem balls to hell and back



Thematically correct tho it was, no one needed that visual.


An image is worth 1000 words so it says:) :p/> LOL LOL
thou maybe in SE works in dont apply


Masan Gilani.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 26 June 2013 - 08:10 AM

View PostSpoilsport Stonny, on 26 June 2013 - 01:27 AM, said:

View PostOberynM, on 25 June 2013 - 09:31 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 25 June 2013 - 07:58 PM, said:

View PostOberynM, on 25 June 2013 - 06:40 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 24 June 2013 - 08:58 PM, said:

Never underestimate the appeal of an undead Jaghut god's scrotum.


i would tickle dem balls to hell and back



Thematically correct tho it was, no one needed that visual.


An image is worth 1000 words so it says:) Posted Image/> LOL LOL
thou maybe in SE works in dont apply


Masan Gilani.


Ublala's Horse!!! LOLOLOLOLO
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Posted 26 June 2013 - 01:59 PM

Just bought the Book!!!!
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