Making fun of the fun drawing. I'm never Sirius but I do enjoy a good banter, so reading this thread expelled my dread and increased my love of you all from a lot to a lot more.
Khellendros, on 23 March 2013 - 12:55 AM, said:
Tatts, I absolutely love it. The expression on that, uhm, woman's(?) face conveys more emotion than a thousand pages of Erikson prose could. And the lizard-dinosaur-alien-man thing - I mean, that is just genius. You have transposed Erikson's greyest of greys leit motif into that image: is it attacking the man-woman-malnourished Tenescowri, or attempting to offer the hand/claw of friendship? We just don't know, but we can be sure that whatever we most suspect, it shall not be that.
And the mouse jizz poop. I mean, what can one say. I do notice that Redsword humanoid appears to be wearing two of its mouse jizz poop's cousins on their feet. Yes, quite the message there.
WHAT. CAN. ONE. SAY.
Ha ha, ever the optimist. Khell, I want you to draw me something on paint and post it to here, pretty please! I'll be a critiqué of yours
Hinter, on 23 March 2013 - 01:28 AM, said:
Khellendros, on 23 March 2013 - 12:55 AM, said:
Tatts, I absolutely love it. The expression on that, uhm, woman's(?) face conveys more emotion than a thousand pages of Erikson prose could. And the lizard-dinosaur-alien-man thing - I mean, that is just genius. You have transposed Erikson's greyest of greys leit motif into that image: is it attacking the man-woman-malnourished Tenescowri, or attempting to offer the hand/claw of friendship? We just don't know, but we can be sure that whatever we most suspect, it shall not be that.
And the mouse jizz poop. I mean, what can one say. I do notice that Redsword humanoid appears to be wearing two of its mouse jizz poop's cousins on their feet. Yes, quite the message there.
WHAT. CAN. ONE. SAY.
Aha! a fellow art critic. You must join me over sherry one day soon, and we can discuss how closely Tatt's work resembles bollocks, uh, I mean Pollock's.
I think your interpretation closely matches what I wanted to show HHD, I am no artist, but I do send my other half little pictures like this from time to time, they usually make her smile.
HiddenOne, on 23 March 2013 - 12:07 PM, said:
One day before the end of civilization, I shall come to the UK, where I shall lay all my money down on a table in a pub, and I will suspend my vow of sobriety long enough to drink you boys under the table, or blackout trying, for you have all touched my withered black heart
now this would be amazing! You didn't specify how much money though. I could help with that. Say we are drinking pints yeah? yummy, wet, delicious, mouth watering goodness. £3.85 each. To get drunk I am a light weight, say 10 pints and 3 vodka red bulls. Vodka red bull cost, £4.80 (double for me cheers). So for me, £52.90. Say you drink the same. £105.70. Which converts to $159.
So you slap that on the table, we'll get drunk, i'll make sure there's a decent band on, a taxi home and a place to sleep. Sound fair?
Hinter, on 23 March 2013 - 07:15 PM, said:
HiddenOne, on 23 March 2013 - 12:07 PM, said:
One day before the end of civilization, I shall come to the UK, where I shall lay all my money down on a table in a pub, and I will suspend my vow of sobriety long enough to drink you boys under the table, or blackout trying, for you have all touched my withered black heart
Bring it on HO! I am posting from the pub right now, training my body for your inevitable defeat...
Landlord, another pint!
This just takes the total up a little bit. $239. Manageable I'm sure.
Khellendros, on 23 March 2013 - 07:48 PM, said:
Hinter, on 23 March 2013 - 01:28 AM, said:
Khellendros, on 23 March 2013 - 12:55 AM, said:
Tatts, I absolutely love it. The expression on that, uhm, woman's(?) face conveys more emotion than a thousand pages of Erikson prose could. And the lizard-dinosaur-alien-man thing - I mean, that is just genius. You have transposed Erikson's greyest of greys leit motif into that image: is it attacking the man-woman-malnourished Tenescowri, or attempting to offer the hand/claw of friendship? We just don't know, but we can be sure that whatever we most suspect, it shall not be that.
And the mouse jizz poop. I mean, what can one say. I do notice that Redsword humanoid appears to be wearing two of its mouse jizz poop's cousins on their feet. Yes, quite the message there.
WHAT. CAN. ONE. SAY.
Aha! a fellow art critic. You must join me over sherry one day soon, and we can discuss how closely Tatt's work resembles bollocks, uh, I mean Pollock's.
Nothing would bring me greater pleasure than dissecting the interminable mysteries of Tattersail's gifts with you. I simply cannot wait for his follow-up, though I know I shall have to. Genius, inevitably, cannot be rushed, and Tattersail has been known to work for years on these paintings!
Ha ha, I will post another picture later HHD willing, we can see what I can produce
High House Dark, on 23 March 2013 - 09:14 PM, said:
Heehee feel free to continue posting on my thread AS LONG AS I get invited along to the pub
I will drink you all under the table, hehehe.
.....nvmd the fact Im a bit far away...
$318 HO. Totally worht it because now we have a girl drinking with us, if you can spare another $80 then I can invite my wife and we can get this party started!!! In fact for every other €80 I will bring more and more people, girls and boys, totally down to earth and celebrate your coming to England.