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#1 User is offline   Grimjazz 

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 10:39 PM

I don't know if anyone's ever mentioned this on here but how cool would it be if there was a larp version of the malazan world.

I would have to be a seguleh, although my blade work is not the best so I doubt I'd be looking many people in the eye.
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 11:43 PM

I very rarely go outside the Inn anymore, but every once in a while I am reminded what this forum is dedicated to.
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 01:10 AM

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!!
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 02:23 AM

*throws beanbag*
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 09:37 AM

Please god no
2012
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#6 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 01:39 PM

I'm married so I don't need to larp, I get laid on the regular.

Edit: Regular doesn't imply often.

This post has been edited by Baco Xtath: 30 December 2012 - 04:19 PM

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#7 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 02:07 PM

View PostBaco Xtath, on 30 December 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

married

View PostBaco Xtath, on 30 December 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

laid

Pick one.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 02:41 PM

7 replies so far, all completely asinine. Well done. :(

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#9 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 02:53 PM

Ahem, I think you'll find my comment was at least asiten.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 06:41 PM

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 07:29 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 08:18 PM

View PostBaco Xtath, on 30 December 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

I'm married so I don't need to larp, I get laid on the regular.

Edit: Regular doesn't imply often.

32nd of every month, regular as clockwork.....
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 08:24 PM

Let's do peanut larping.
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 08:46 PM

Dibs on being the parrot!
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