[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

What tatts said. Well played though, I commend thee.

And, naturally, I'm in for round 6.

[pathos]

Back from the US of A so i can pay more attention now sign me up please

[Starling]

I'm in again!

[Dolmen 2.0]

Tattersail, on 10 September 2012 - 07:22 AM, said:

Dolmen+, on 10 September 2012 - 04:34 AM, said:

see previous post for abyssmal singing

Damn. Was sure that whole bit about bugs bunny would have made him shoot himself. Welll played.

Also I'm in! Bliss please don't kill me!

If he shot himself and you shot him then it'd have still been a draw. If you were convinced he'd shoot himself then you had to shoot air to win, if you had done that though you'd have lost

I'm in, Tatts all for now

probably would have opted for shoot anyway. In my opinion you can't have enough paintbrush sneak attacks.

This post has been edited by Dolmen+: 10 September 2012 - 11:23 AM

[Tattersail_]

Dolmen+, on 10 September 2012 - 11:18 AM, said:

Tattersail, on 10 September 2012 - 07:22 AM, said:

Dolmen+, on 10 September 2012 - 04:34 AM, said:

see previous post for abyssmal singing

Damn. Was sure that whole bit about bugs bunny would have made him shoot himself. Welll played.

Also I'm in! Bliss please don't kill me!

If he shot himself and you shot him then it'd have still been a draw. If you were convinced he'd shoot himself then you had to shoot air to win, if you had done that though you'd have lost

I'm in, Tatts all for now

probably would have opted for shoot anyway. In my opinion you can't have enough paintbrush sneak attacks.

Ha

I'm shooting you this next game.

This post has been edited by Tattersail: 10 September 2012 - 11:24 AM

[Tattersail_]

Or am i?

[Dolmen 2.0]

You're welcome to try.

[Macros]

Sign up is closed!

the list

Centz
Emperor Magus
Bliss
Azath
messremb
Wolfy
dolmen
Tatts
Hog
Pathos
starling


choices asap please

[Tattersail_]

BAM BAM BAM

[Dolmen 2.0]

Everyone! I've figured it out!

If we all shoot the air no one will die! (except for a few ducks who really have no place flying non-chalantly above our heads anyway...stupid ducks...) Ok back to my point! We all shoot the air, Peace and tranquility will reign and Chuck Norris will raise Bruce Lee back from the dead who inn turn will enrich the soils of the world with falcon punches full of awesome thus simultaneosly solving world hunger (from the crops that will grow) and ponies (awesome waves nullify ponies. True story.)

You gotta believe! Whose with me?!

[Tattersail_]

Dolmen+, on 12 September 2012 - 09:08 AM, said:

Everyone! I've figured it out!

If we all shoot the air no one will die! (except for a few ducks who really have no place flying non-chalantly above our heads anyway...stupid ducks...) Ok back to my point! We all shoot the air, Peace and tranquility will reign and Chuck Norris will raise Bruce Lee back from the dead who inn turn will enrich the soils of the world with falcon punches full of awesome thus simultaneosly solving world hunger (from the crops that will grow) and ponies (awesome waves nullify ponies. True story.)

You gotta believe! Whose with me?!

Yeah shoot air Dolmen!!!!

[Macros]

8 out of 11 already i think, quick work guys

[Macros]

waiting on azathmaster.
I might even try and resolve this one drunk!

[Macros]

11 pms in my inbox
all choices are in

but im going to brunch to get fucking loaded

[Messremb]

Is this a record hangover?

[Macros]

yesterday was one of the worst hangovers I've had in years.
I'm alive and well and working on piecing together this rounds actions.
within the hour my good man!

[Macros]

Genabackis was a strange place, the contours of the land were unnatural, most people blamed Brood
Circle Breaker


Bliss looked out over the cliff edge. It was too sheer, its angle defied nature, like everything in this damned realm it was cursed, a by product of too much power and too little self control.
Which of the fools created this oddity? Too many with the power to name, too many by far, time to go home
The events of the last few weeks had convinced Bliss that this place was not for her, too many vied for power here, too many would seek to claim her as their own like that witch Tattersail had once done. She was safe from Tattersail now, the woman's mind was gone, addled with drink and loss. One feeding the other in a wonderful spiral of despair and self loathing. serves the bitch right
Bliss prepared herself for the jump, the fall would shatter her body totally, but it had to be destroyed to release her spirit to get home.
Just as Bliss prepared to drop herself down the sheer ravine, possibly ravine was too generous, crag, crevice perhaps, but deep none theless, just narrow, Starling and the Emperor launched themselves at her. Foolishly so, they wanted her gone, dead to stop her preying on innocents, as the three tumbled down the opposite side of the rockface, limbs flailing, knives stabbing, Bliss let loose her rage and decided to stay and kill the stupid bastards.

Not far away inside the city walls, Bliss' rage was felt, a tugging of old strings, bindings long cut. Enough of a tug to raise Tatts from her drunken stupor the demon, back to haunt me, to kill me!
Tattersail reached deep into her warren, waves of sorcery crackled and ripped through the air. striking at everything, and nothing, she was soon spent, unable to control her magics, she vomited noisily all over herself once more, and slumped back to her table.

As the land levelled out once more the crazed tumbling of the three combatants ceased, Bliss surged to her feet to face off against her opponents.
the thief!
Bliss' mouth pulled back into a savarge snall as she prepared to launch herself at Starling again.
A blast of sorcery sent her tumbling back, the Emperor stepped forward, raising his arms again, getting ready to lash out again.
Bliss scrambled to her feet and fled, still as swift as the hare despite her injuries. Star and the Emperor weren't going to catch her.
"Damnit, she'll be after us now, why didn't you hit her with that at the start??" Starling demanded.
"That would have drawn our attention" A small dark haired man was walking slowly towards them, "isn't that right emperor?"
The Emperor licked his lips nervously, "Messremb, old friend, I have no quarrel with you, or the wolf, where ever he may be skulking"
"Friend? I think not," Messremb addressed starling, "Be on your way thief, this does not concern you"
Starling needed no second warning and was gone in a flash. The Emperor braced himself for attack as Messremb broke into a run, sembling as he came
where's the other bastard?

The Talon watched the wolf impassively, he could take him now, but better if this foolish "emperor" did the deed for him, he could stay hidden, either way the wolf was dead, Pathos was confident in his abilities.
The wolf scrambled quietly over rocks as Messremb approached the two fools who had kept the demon in this realm, idiots both. Words were exchanged and the slight thief turned and fled, just as the wolf launched himself from the rocks, landing squarely on the emperors back. Pathos sighed, the bear didn't even have to draw blood, wolf had hit the emperor that hard.
my work is never done
He sighed and plucked an arrow from the quiver at his side, and drew a bead on the wolf's chest.
Wolfy spat on the emperor's corpse ,"Bloody fool, did he really thing we would tolerate his naming?"
Messremb resumed his human form before responding "clearly he did, let us hope his fate is sufficient warning"
Wolfy grunted then stumbled, the cloth yard shaft had punched right through his light armour, wolfy looked down, bemused, as blood trickled from his lips
"Fuck"
Messremb caught his friend as he dropped, scanning the rocks above, looking for the archer. He saw no-one.



Hog didn't like the artist, he still couldn't pin down the source of his hatred, but the madman was going to die. Poison most potent, applied to the handles of those brushes he always held in his mouth. A painful way to go to be sure, but it would be quick enough, and hog would get to watch.
"If you could turn a little more to the right please mr Hog"
Hog shifted a little in his seat
"Perfect, perfect!" declared Dolmen as he dabbed his brush onto the canvas, to make this man look this good, I am a genious!
He always liked taking on challenging portraits, and Hog's alchemical work had left him somewhat of a ruin, his skin colour was almost impossible to capture. The was one paint he could use, but it was very dangerous, if softened for too long in his mouth it would certainly kill him.
still, art has no price
Dolmen reached for the dark green paint, made from a bizarre mix of ingredients, some quite lethally poisonous it was as expensive asa it was dangerous. Too much chewing adnthe only tihng that would save him was paralt poison, not that he had any of THAT on hand...


The assassin was still after him he was sure of it.
The Executioner wanted her blood, she was sure of it.
Centz was wary of the executioner, he had dodged death too many times, he was living a charmed life, in oppons pocket the bastard. A trap was the only way, make him come to her.
Azath had grown incredibly paranoid after the assassin had tried for him for the third time, he was taking steps, his room was littered with traps, some obvious and some incredibly subtle. He'd lost count of how many traps he had la...
Azath cursed as he snagged a trip wire, poisoned dart snapping out and hitting him cleanly in the neck. He fell down cursing.
Centz had jsut finished setting her trap when she saw her mistake.
no way out
she was trapped, she'd be dead within the hour.




How it went.

Azath and Centz shot themselves, were not attacked, died.
Bliss and Dolmen shot themeselves, were attacked, survived
Emperor shot bliss, was attacked, died
Wolfy shot emperor, was attacked, died
Starling attacked bliss, was not attacked, survived
Messremb shot emperor, was not attacked, survived
Pathos shot wolfy, was not attacked, survived
Hog shot dolmen, was not attacked, survived
Tattersail shot air, was not attacked, survived


so, down to 7
Messremb
Bliss
Dolmen+
Tatts
Hog
Pathos
Starling


choices please

This post has been edited by Macros: 16 September 2012 - 08:55 AM

[Macros]

4 choices in already

[Tattersail_]

Dolmen! I shot air! Are you paranoid or something

[EmperorMagus]

Did I just got shot because of my name?