[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

I was just sick of losing all the time. I couldn't take it anymore.

[Macros]

I think Macros might have been the only person not taking a bullet this time. RAFO



Bliss was having a hard time of it, considerably harder than she expected. As much as she hated to admit it, being in Tattersails power had actually been easier, this world of Wu was a damned dangerous place without the mages' link. still at least I am my own now
She sat back in her chair, studying her new form in the looking glass once more. It certainly was much prettier than the last one, but she did miss the pointed teeth, they made feeding considerably easier. There was one thing that bothered her however, she looked in the mirror again, why couldn't everyone see her like this? she turned her head to study the picture that damnable artist had painted of her. The eyes of portrait seemed to burn into her, pure fire red with iris's of shocking white, how had the bastard seen her true nature? Still he didn't seem to mind, he seemed somewhat addled, likely chewing on all his paints might be dangerous to kill him, the taint of madness may run in his blood
The artist would live, for now, she had other targets in mind. That young thief who had stolen her dagger would go tonight. A most fortuitous theft, one of the few items she had from her own realm, easily tracked.

Starling studied the dagger she had stolen but two nights past. There was an other worldly beauty to it, worth a fortune no doubt, but its sale could wait, she had other business tonight. she didn't like killing, but some people deserved it, and the man who had hung her father deserved it.
Never mind her father had been a renowned thief and boastful drunk.
Never mind he had killed 4 men in a tavern brawl.
Never mind that the hangman had failed and the fall from the gallows had killed her father.
Never mind that.
Azath kicked the stool, he killed my father

Azath stretched. As much as he hated to admit it, it was good to be home. His misadventures away had gained him some new perspective, and he had mastered the making of a noose. His father had even consented to let him oversee the hanging of a minor thief, things were looking up it had to be said. Especially since he had cut the deal with that assassin and cancelled the contract. He wouldn't forget his father for what he had ordered, but he could forgive him, another one of his weaknesses.

The Hog sat and brooded. Someone was out there, killing people
A lot of people
normally this wouldn't bother him, but it was talented people that were dying, masters of their crafts, how long before this dread murderer decided to add an alchemist to their collection?
Hog had decided to go to Wolfy with the problem, hoping for some reassurance.
"Don't let it concern you young hog, we've got it in hand"
Wolf had patted him on the back and sent him back to his work
who was the we??


Tattersail looked at her companions.
Messremb she trusted, not something she had thought possible given the nature of soletakens inherent insanity.
The Wolf
Well, there was a different matter
He claimed he knew the demon was after his friend, but this was before hog had come to him.
use what you can Tatts, don't start second guessing mow
"You know your parts?"
Messremb grunted his assent, wolfy nodded slowly, he looked a little nervous
"It's just a little blood you need?"
"Just a little, mage, taken and altered, a dread combination, more than enough to bind a Korvalian demon, more tha enough to haul Bliss back to where she came from"
Wolfy held out his hand, ready to be cut
"Get done with it then woman"

Centz eyed the man opposite him
"You're certain of what you saw?"
"oh most certainly, people think the paint makes you insane, but it opens your eyes to the truth"
"and you're willing to pay me the whole fee you recieved from her?" Centz was having trouble believing the last part
"I care little for money, art is my true wealth. besides I can't stop her alone, and I heard you were one of the best"
were, past tense little man
"Ok, we have a contract, we'll take her today"
Dolmen smiled, he liked doing good deeds.


Azath put on his finest robe. Jet black, nothing says 'I'm going to hang some people' like a jet black robe
no mistakes, this is the last chance you'll get

There was quite a crowd at hangings square that day
want to see you make another mess of things, sorry to disapoint you all Azath smiled to himself, he'd tested those nooses well, there would be no mistakes
As Azath approached the gallows a figure darted out of the crowd, punching him hard in the chest. His legs buckling azath looked down bewildered at the knife lodged in his ribs
Star cursed, frantically scrabbling to retrieve the knife before the watch got her. stupid so stupid, far too public!
Bliss let loose a terrifying shriek out outrage, as she watched the thief defile her dagger
"Die you silly little bitch!"
Bliss leapt on stars back, her teeth uneeringly finding the main artery in her throat.
Centz stared wide eye'd as the demon tore into star. one of her few friends. Dolmen jerked her arm, "nows the time woman!" The frail little artist surged forward, surprisingly quicker than he looked. Centz snapped out of it and closed in with the demon, already beating Dolmen bloody. Centz snapped of a shot with her crossbow, then drew her long knives and she leapt on Bliss' back.
Azath was dying, he knew this, he staggered forward, still not fully understanding what was happening. then he saw the assassin leaping forward, knives drawn.
His lips pulled back into a bloody snarl
bitch with his last reserves of energy he lifted the small cockscrew crossbow he had hidden in his sleeve. and shot centz in the head.

dolmen was sent flying from the fight, covered in blood, he hit the ground and rolled back to his feet, seeing centz leap at bliss, then collapse, half her head missing
this demon will be the death of us all!
Bliss spun, sighting Dolmen again and advanced on him


Tattersail cut her hand, then quickly sliced messrembs and wolfys hands as well.
"Blood commited
A price to pay
Lords of the realm
we summon thee today"


The explosion threw Dolmen on his back, he didnt rolled up again this time, he twitched bleeding on the ground, coughing up blood as he struggled to regain his feet.
A smoking crater, a bit of an arm, that was all that was left of the demon.
what madness is this?

Hog smiled, hell of a shot for a weaselly little man like him


The Korvalian Demon screamed in fury as it was dragged forth.
"You are bound demon, you must find and kill the Blissling bitch. Blood as payment"
The Demon looked down on his three summoners, he quested out with his second sight, seeking his prey.
His booming laugh filled the air
"Blood as payment indeed you fools, the Bitch is dead, I still need paid"
Luckily for the demon,m he already had the down payment, he pulled on the power their blood had lent him
"Fuck"



How this particularly bloody round went:
Hog, and Dolmen shot Bliss, were not attacked, so survived
Centz shot bliss, was atacked, died
Bliss shot starling, was attacked died
Starling shot azath, was attacked, died
Azath chot centz, was attacked, died
Wolfy, Messremb and Tatts shot themselves, were not attacked died.


So only 2 survivore
Hog and Dolmen+

choices please

[Dolmen 2.0]

HA! paper beats rock!



What are the odds the only two survivors would shoot the same person? What luck!

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

Ah, christ...this is gonna be difficult.

EDIT: Let me think this over and I'll send you my choice shortly.

This post has been edited by Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast: 09 September 2012 - 03:52 PM

[Dolmen 2.0]

would i shoot you?

Won't I shoot you?

Should you shoot yourself? Should you shoot me? Should I shoot me? Should we shoot each other???.....hmmmm maybe if we look at it from a different angle?

What would bugs bunny do? Would he shoot the fud? No ofcourse not. Bugs has too many transvestital issues to deal with, his gender sidesteps would profile him as a totally shoot the air kinda guy. Would the fud shoot bugs? Definately! So you gotta ask yourself:

"Are you feeling Fuddy?"

"are these the fuds you're looking for?"

"to fud or not to Fud?"

personally? "I pity the fud"

"you want the fud? You cant handle the fud!"

"For the eyes of the fudster are upon you...everywhere you go fuds gonna see....when you're in texas look behind you... Coz thats where the fudster...gonna be."

"Say hello to my fuddy little friend!!!"

/scene

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

This is exactly what's been going through my head.

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

I'm done.

[Macros]

choices are in.
i'll resolve post haste.
possibly
no promises

in other news i think I might start back to my kulp picture tomorrow

[Macros]

I just read my pms
Hog's message made me actually bust out laughing.

[Macros]

Quote

Just fucking shoot him.

Hog wasn't sure why he wanted to shoot the artist.
but he did
hard



Dolmen had taken a beating with the demon, he still wasn't sure why he had decided to take her on, but seeing her demon eyes he had gained a window into her mind and he was always following causes had no impact on him. it had taken some questions and a lot of gold, but he finally had found out who threw the cusser, maybe he saved some lives but how many died in the explosion at hangings square?
So many dead, would the demon have killed that many?
but so many innocents!
Hog had to die.
quick and clean, and artistic contrast of the mess he had made.


Hog had tracked the artist for a few days, he was a habitual man. breakfast at the same tavern every day.
Dolmen knew the hog was watching him, so he went to the same tavern, every day.

Hog waited outside the tavern, a sharper in his hand, ready to throw. The artist was late, odd for such a habitual man but possibly his paints had sent him on a trip of madness.
"Too many innocents Hog"
Hog spun at the sound of the artists voice, turning into the paint brush.
Too say a paint brush was an odd weapon would be an understatement.
But to say Dolmens brushes were poor weapons would be tom foolery of the highest degree. He kept that shit SHARP

Hog staggered back, the brush buried to the the bristles, how did he know???
no matter, hog was dying hes fucked too
hog threw the sharper at his feet.




Dolmen and jade hog shot each other
They both died.

I'm giving hog a moral victory for pming me "just fucking shoot him" but its a draw.

[Macros]

GAME 6 SING UP

[Centzon Totochtin]

*sings* I'm in!

[EmperorMagus]

Sounds fun, I will play .

[Lady Bliss]

In!

[Azathmaster]

Back again

[Messremb]

You really don't want to hear me sing but I'm in

[Wolfy]

Shoot ALL THE THINGS!

[Macros]

The singing contest entry booth will close in aproximately 48 hours

[Dolmen 2.0]

see previous post for abyssmal singing

Damn. Was sure that whole bit about bugs bunny would have made him shoot himself. Welll played.

Also I'm in! Bliss please don't kill me!

[Tattersail_]

Dolmen+, on 10 September 2012 - 04:34 AM, said:

see previous post for abyssmal singing

Damn. Was sure that whole bit about bugs bunny would have made him shoot himself. Welll played.

Also I'm in! Bliss please don't kill me!

If he shot himself and you shot him then it'd have still been a draw. If you were convinced he'd shoot himself then you had to shoot air to win, if you had done that though you'd have lost

I'm in, Tatts all for now