[Tattersail_]

so i should shoot myself as i was his next target?

[Tattersail_]

Tatts, shot herself, and was attacked, so survived.
Wolfy shot Tatts, Tatts survived.
Jade hog shot Tatts, tarts survived.

I got shot three times and survived! Suck it people!

[Macros]

doesnt matter how many times you get shot, shooting yourself saves you.

The way the pm's work here it had it up in the conversation thing, so his chpoice for game two was listed under his choice for game one, I was just in dopey mode and didnt scroll down, I just chuckled thinking wolfy was gunning for roldom again.

[Macros]

Choices are in, will resolve at tea time, possibly

[Macros]

The bear lumbered out of the woods.
Likely he was taking a shit.

A sharp smell of spice filled the air as he sembled back into his human form.
the Pig had squealed before he died, squealed on Wolf, the Wolf would have to die.

Sighing Messreb set off, heading for his cache of weapons, probably want a gun for this, the wolf was quick, probably quick enough to avoid him in his soletaken form.

Wolfy sat hunched in the saddle, Pig was dead, hopefully he died before revealing his part in Messrebs misery, he didn't want that big bastard after him.
He looked up, squinting through the sunlight he could make out the shapes of vultures circling. Bastard birds, they wouldn't be dining on him today, village was only hours away, he had plenty of water.


Wolfy clattered j to the village at dusk, confident his circuitous route would have prevented anyone tracking him.

"Unfortunate news Wolfy, the Pig squealed, squealed loud and clear"
Messreb stepped out of the door's shadow, a gun strapped to his waist.
"Messreb," Wolfy liked his lips nervously, "I don't know what he told you but I'm sure there's a mistake here"
"The mistake was mime it seems, I left you alive in the corn field"
Wolfy snatched his gun from the saddle holster, pointing the it at his head
"oh yeah, well what are you going to do now eh???"
Messreh stared at him, mouth hanging open, totally baffled
"You go for that gun I'll blow my head all over this place!"
Messreb titled his head, as if trying to figure out was going on, "Ideally for me then, I should go for my gun yes?"
"Yes, wait, no, don't think I'm bluffing, I'll do it!"

Messreb stepped further into the street, his hand hovering over the hilt of his gun, a ruthless smile on his face, "oh I hope you aren't"
Just as Messreb went for his gun a cusser sailed in and blew him to pieces

Wolfy picked himself up off the ground, the blast had thrown him clean off his horse, and buried a lump of ceramic in the poor beast eye, straight to the brain.
No so much a whisper from it, stone dead
"Fuck"

He'd have to find another horse, and find out who the helm threw that bloody grenado.

Tattersail watched wolfy limp away, laughing to herself, Wolfy would die by her hand, her hand alone
But not yet
Oh most definitely not yet.


Wolfy shot himself, was attacked so survived
Meszreb shot Wolfy, wolfy survived
Tattersail shot Meszreb, messreb died.

And then there were two.

Tattersail
Wolfy

This could be amusing, que frantic head scratching and attempted mind reading

[Wolfy]

Haha oh deary me...

[Tattersail_]

You are going down.

Bam bam bam

[Tattersail_]

One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other

[Macros]

We're still waiting for wolfy.

[Wolfy]

Opps sorry! Doing so now

[Macros]

I could make a dramatic write up of it.

But its a sunday and I'm tired, and I really can't think of a good way to write you both shooting Air up.

Wolfy shoots Air
Tatts shoots Air

both survive, the PANSIES!

round 4,

Wolfy
Tattersail


choices please

[Wolfy]

Saw that coming XD

[Macros]

Wolfy kicked his horse again.
"Fuck"

he really wasn't having much luck with horses at the minute.

A loud screech pulled his eyes skywards again, bastard birds. This time they might just get a bit of him, he was well out of the village and the next watering hole was ten miles at least. Wolfy wasn't sure he could make it that far, but he was gonna have to try, standing in the desert heat certainly wasn't going to help him.

He limped away from his fallen horse, taking only a head cloth and his trusty six shooter.

Hours later, only a mile from the oasis, Wolfy finally snapped

Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Five buzzards dropped to the ground, "Bastard birds"
still he though, 5 quick fire shots, 5 dead birds, he still had it, still the best.
He reached for his pack to get some bullets, doesn't do to walk in foreign lands with only one bullet in the chamber now does it?
"Fuck!"
Left the pack, the bullets, everything with the bloody horse.

Nothing for it, there was no going back now anyway, he trudged on, cursing his stupidity.


The sun was just setting as he caught sight of the water, his throat parched to a point of pain, he wouldn't have made it much further.
As he neared the water, thirst gripping him like *something or other eloquent and poetic here please*, Tattersail stepped out in front of him.

"You and the pig seperated me from my brethren, they moved on to Paradise without me Wolf, I'll have to struggle to catch them now"

Wolfy's throat was almost closed, he could give no answer, his hand slowly creeping to his gun.

"And I'll need help to catch them, I'll need a servant to help me through the spirit world, that would be you"

Wolfy snapped his gun up and pulled the trigger

CLICK

"fuck"

Tattersail walked up to him and smashed his head in with a rock.
Quickly she drew out a knife, the blade heavy with runes and various other impressive engravings, slashed her hand then whipped the knife through the air above Wolfy's corpse. Howls of outrage whispered in her head, she laughed, he was bound, it was done.
Time to find another bottle of that wine STD had brewed


Tattersail wins by shooting wolfy whilst wolfy shoots the air.
So end ends RAF 2

[Lady Bliss]

I wants to play!!!

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

I'm in for game 3

[Macros]

I was going to leave it a while, but sure, I'll open for one more sign up

Game 3

so far we have:

Bliss
Hog

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

Take your time, that's fine by me. Leave the sign-up open for longer or something, then we can get loads of people playing. I just wanted to make sure I was in.

[Azathmaster]

Ill do it

[Sir Thursday]

In.

[Tattersail_]

Fucking Win