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#121 User is offline   Paleman 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:11 AM

View PostMacros, on 22 July 2012 - 02:00 AM, said:

Just read the rest of my texts,
I'll not even pretend to understand the context but they made me laugh.
What's the lobes about?"

The lobes - Mrs Paleman said something along the lines that she thought you were really lovely when Cougar was texting you and your reply to Cougar said that you lobed my wife - an obvious typo but keep your dangling ear bits away from her! :-) :-) Made us laugh!
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#122 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:18 AM

ah yes, I scrolled back a bit on the jim C conversation, I do indeed Lobe mrs paleman, and lets face it, she, like every female must have been drawn to that devilishly handsome cutout
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#123 User is offline   Paleman 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:24 AM

View PostMacros, on 22 July 2012 - 02:18 AM, said:

ah yes, I scrolled back a bit on the jim C conversation, I do indeed Lobe mrs paleman, and lets face it, she, like every female must have been drawn to that devilishly handsome cutout


Indeed, it took a lot of effort to stop her from punching your pasty pale cardboard nuts - couldn't have it collapse during mid ear tongue from Cougar after all. Off to bed now - church beckons in the morning. God bless mate.
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#124 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:31 AM

A small child just walked past me.
The look of disgust she gave me made mw realise how dying I must look.
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2012
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#125 User is offline   Paleman 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:33 AM

View PostMacros, on 22 July 2012 - 02:31 AM, said:

A small child just walked past me.
The look of disgust she gave me made mw realise how dying I must look.
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Time for bed methinks!
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#126 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:45 AM

Its 1pm paleman, once I drop my shit at the new hostel ita time for a pint methinks!!
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 09:35 AM

This year's barbecue has created the Great Mal's Eyelash Shortage of 2012. For the night was dark and full of Aquavit.

ST
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
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#128 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:59 PM

Sunday afternoon, home from a Bill & Hazel BBQ. Usually it's straight to the bathroom for a quick puke then the rest of the afternoon in bed. This time I feel great. I discovered self-control at last. Best BBQ yet in my book, but it may be simply because I can remember it. Thanks so much to Bill & Hazel, they're so generous that Bill even gave me his wife!! I'll leave Fid's photos to explain the rest but I will confirm that we finally found a good use for Morgy's traditional bottle of Aquavit.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#129 User is offline   Fid 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:01 PM

First of the picture posts.....

Here we have the seemingly innocent BBQ. I mean what could possibly happen.What is this strange cardboard box. What could be inside it. Oh no....

Mezla, Morgoth, Cougar and Paleman, Malaclypse and TT (and 2D Macros)

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:06 PM

Just like the wickerman things are not what they seem..... The sun sets and...stuff happens if you find some bruschetta to lure him in

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:07 PM

Now the fun begins....

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:08 PM

Toby's artistic side..

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:09 PM

Do not view if of a nervous disposition. Mods - feel free to delete on the grounds of bad taste

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:11 PM

Mal to Cat "Do you really think a relationship with Cougar is advisable?"

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:12 PM

The akevitt moment. Do not attempt this at home or if not totally pissed and you value retaining your eyebrows

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:14 PM

so what could happen next......

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:15 PM

Last rite for the cutout....

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#138 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:21 PM

View PostFid, on 22 July 2012 - 08:09 PM, said:

Do not view if of a nervous disposition. Mods - feel free to delete on the grounds of bad taste


My eyes!!!!! :thumbsup: :(
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:23 PM

Now that the photos are out of the way....

Thanks Mal and Hetan - you are just the hosts with the most (apart from eyebrows) Your hospitality was overwhelming and I am delighted to have you as friends.

Mr & Mrs Paleman - you add so much to every BBQ - so glad you were able to join us - and for not being to hard on us about the cricket.

Mezla - lovely to savour some wine with you - see you at London meet-up with all the gang including Toby and STD.

Morgoth - bearer of akevitt - you bastard - but a delightful person to spend the day with - just bring the lovely Sara next time.

Cougar and Cat - ridiculous to the sublime. Not sure if the educational establishment should allow this man to teach after what we saw. Cat more than compensates though - someone interested in some of our more at risk buildings.

Everyone else was just 2 dimensional (or too dimental)
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 08:24 PM

One of the funniest nights of my life :thumbsup:
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