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#101 Fid

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 09:46 AM

caladanbrood, on 21 July 2012 - 09:27 AM, said:

You guys have fun - I'm off to shoot some pigeons!

and I'm off to eat some pigeons....sorry make that a steak......

See y'all in a wee while

#102 Malaclypse

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:04 AM

Pickup at Cambridge station for 13:39 if that's useful for anybody :thumbsup:

#103 Macros

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:26 AM

Having a pint in honour of the BBQ.
Its a damn fine pint too, one of the beet guiness I've had since ages

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#104 Loki

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:36 AM

Macros, on 21 July 2012 - 10:26 AM, said:

Having a pint in honour of the BBQ.
Its a damn fine pint too, one of the beet guiness I've had since ages

Er..yeah. That's why I'm drinking too.....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#105 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 21 July 2012 - 01:50 PM

So remember that wedding which is the reason I can't come? The stag do for that wedding is today, camping in the nice weather and BBQing some food and getting drunk. So I'll be there in spirit!

Think Mez called shotgun on my space by the loo last time, it's all yours.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#106 Macros

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:45 PM

Fuck your spirit illy.
IM THERE FREAKING JIM OUYLT

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#107 Macros

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:32 PM

im rygin foir the shroe
but sjyoe ismdning me
calkl me!!!

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#108 Macros

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:57 PM

well fuck
my only poiny t of contact is shootig me down so
bill knows my zskyo adess!!
ill send it again

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#109 Paleman

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:17 PM

Great BBQ!!!!!

Back home now after a great afternoon / evening in the presence of some of the lovliest people chez planet earth! :-)

Special thanks to Bill & Hazel once again. Best hosts ever and their generosity humbles us. Love you guys!

Huge respect to the rest of the atendees today - Cougar, Mezla, Toby, Thursday, Fid (the braai master), Morgoth, Kat and a cardboard (soon to be be-headed) Macros. God Bless you all!

Paleman & The Mrs :-) :-)

#110 Fid

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 12:11 AM

Major encounter with fire breathing dragons has resulted in calamitous moments for Macros. More to follow after Cougar's trousers have been relocated

#111 Macros

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 12:43 AM

I recall shouting at a computer

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#112 Macros

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:15 AM

and a check of the sent messages confirms that I love mezla, however my typo live may be considered a get out clause.
Now the dread question, what the fuck was I on about last night? I remember seeing faces on the craptop and shouting "Tommy, Tommy, come here!" but that's about it.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#113 Macros

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:17 AM

Last text message sent to cougar reads:
I'm away to bed ut have to get uo in 3 hoiurz to move my cat
Expect abuse
Confirm to Liz rhfar I live her

I didn't get the cat moved in time, I gout $100 ticket for parking my cat illegally

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#114 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:30 AM

I live you too. But stay away from my lobes! Shall be remembered as the BBQ of fire. Mal is not yet done!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#115 Paleman

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:34 AM

Macros, on 22 July 2012 - 01:17 AM, said:

Did you save the best text? Mrs Paleman wanted to punch your pasty pale cardboard balls and I warned you never to lobe my wife! :-)

#116 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:40 AM

How many Malazites does it take to burn an effigy of Macros?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#117 Paleman

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:42 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 22 July 2012 - 01:40 AM, said:

How many Malazites does it take to burn an effigy of Macros?

Jim!

#118 Macros

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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:49 AM

He didn't!?!?!
Fyck you cougar you tubby gingerbread beardy fuck,!!

I think I remember mrs paleman threatening me.

Also, mobile WiFi credit at zero, Skype must be sore on data

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"