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#1 User is offline   Malaclypse 

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:11 AM

So, here we go again- sorry for the short notice but here goes:

Date: The weekend of July 21

Rules: you can arrive as early as 19 July and you can stay as long as 23 July. Don't be so stupid that you have to be put down (Illy, I'm looking at you).

Location: if you don't know, you're not invited (just kidding, ask somebody who's been here).

We will be having renovations during this time - it's unclear what state our house will be in during the BBQ so...outdoor cooking for the motherfucking win! Also, don't expect modern sleeping comfort - you will likely be taking your rest on a cold, hard floor.

Go.

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:21 AM

You aim that at me and not Captain 'Wrestle both himself and you into your fish-filled pond'!?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:26 AM

Aaaaargh. I soooo want to come again, damn it!


WHY IS IT SO FAR!?!??!??!??!?!??!?!?


....*ahem*. Yeah. I'm OK. Sorry about that. Have fun everyone. Without me. *quietly weeps in the corner*





(also, nyahnahnahnah! No-one can beat my record for longest distance travelled to a meetup! Nyah!)
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:31 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 18 May 2012 - 12:21 AM, said:

You aim that at me and not Captain 'Wrestle both himself and you into your fish-filled pond'!?


He's in Aussie-land and thus unavailable. Also, despite his madness, he stayed up late, woke up early and never puked :D

Yoou're always welcome mate, all jokes aside :p

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:37 AM

yay!!!!!!!! i am sooooooo coming to this :D
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:40 AM

I've not puked at more BBQs than I've puked at! This is chicken discrimination!

(no worries man, I'll see what I can do)
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:51 AM

I will send the cake....

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 01:01 AM

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 01:23 AM

Bizarro - I was reading the NZ meetup thread last night and was wondering why I hadn't yet heard anything from our people in Cambridge this year.

*twilight zone music* :D

Stupid other side of the world muttermuttermumblegrumble ...
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 02:07 AM

View PostSombra, on 18 May 2012 - 01:23 AM, said:

Bizarro - I was reading the NZ meetup thread last night and was wondering why I hadn't yet heard anything from our people in Cambridge this year.

*twilight zone music* :D

Stupid other side of the world muttermuttermumblegrumble ...


There's one on this side of the world and you aren't turning up! Quit your bitchin! :p
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 02:29 AM

God damnit!

I expect at least one drunken attempt of contact from you mother fuckers.


New outside stove looks awesome.

Damnit again, why is AUS so far away???

And cardinal chunder to vomit this year, I'll take that bet
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 02:58 AM

Diose of Disaster

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 03:36 AM

The bishop of boke
The vomiting viscount
Lord of the lavetory (floor)
Baron of the bowl
Captain chunks
Major malaise
private projectile


Ok I'll stop now

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 04:34 AM

SIR SPEWSALOT
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 06:28 AM

Count chuckulaa
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:50 AM

Mal-de-mer.

No offence to the fine host intended ... :D
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:33 AM

I have money this year, so I'd love to attend :D It's been too long since I visited you guys in Cambridge.

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:38 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 18 May 2012 - 02:07 AM, said:

View PostSombra, on 18 May 2012 - 01:23 AM, said:

Bizarro - I was reading the NZ meetup thread last night and was wondering why I hadn't yet heard anything from our people in Cambridge this year.

*twilight zone music* :D

Stupid other side of the world muttermuttermumblegrumble ...


There's one on this side of the world and you aren't turning up! Quit your bitchin! :p


Yeah, but it's in New Zealand
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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:38 PM

I'm going to be away, so count me out. :D
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:56 PM

View PostLoki, on 18 May 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 18 May 2012 - 02:07 AM, said:

View PostSombra, on 18 May 2012 - 01:23 AM, said:

Bizarro - I was reading the NZ meetup thread last night and was wondering why I hadn't yet heard anything from our people in Cambridge this year.

*twilight zone music* :D

Stupid other side of the world muttermuttermumblegrumble ...


There's one on this side of the world and you aren't turning up! Quit your bitchin! :D


Yeah, but it's in New Zealand
:p



KL and I both made it the other way, what's your point? :p
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