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#21 Macros

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 06:39 PM

morgy, set your cakendar for a visit in Sweden by me in the next 12 months,
fact.
also

illy is a puker
im all out of euphemisms

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#22 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:42 PM

Just asked Mr PigDog if I can borrow his car that weekend and he said "You must be fucking joking, I've seen the state you are in after those BBQ's".

Count me in please. And I'll be driving there this year, I'm going to break him

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#23 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 03:33 PM

Count me right the fuck in, I'm there! Amazing balls (as I believe the kids are saying these days)

#24 Fid

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:54 PM

Provisionably yes I think- especially with that monster grill - will accommodate a significant weight of chicken for Illy to review later

#25 Malaclypse

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 09:20 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 18 May 2012 - 10:42 PM, said:

Video of the breaking please!

#26 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 07:23 PM

Malaclypse, on 20 May 2012 - 09:20 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 18 May 2012 - 10:42 PM, said:

Video of the breaking please! :killingme:

Only if it involves whips and manacles.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#27 stone monkey

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 08:16 PM

Unfortunately, I can't make it this year.

I have an OU Day School in Manchester that day, which - as I'm paying for the privilege and do actually want to pass this course - I should definitely go to. I may have to hunt down and hurt the people who set that schedule; this isn't the first time they've done this sort of thing to me.

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#28 Dag

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:08 PM

Unfortunately, this year looks bad for me as well...

Have fun, everyone!

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#29 Morgoth

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 07:22 AM

Well that's a shame. I like you two better than the other people showing up. What am I to do if there'll be no intelligent conversation to be had?

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#30 Cougar

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

I'll be there AND I think Morgoth is a clunge.

I AM A TWAT

#31 Morgoth

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:12 AM

Cougar, on 23 May 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:

I'll be there AND I think Morgoth is a clunge.

Yeah man, what a twat

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#32 Macros

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:01 AM

Well I can phone in the intelligent conversation

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#33 King Lear

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:07 AM

Macros, on 23 May 2012 - 10:01 AM, said:

Well I can phone in the unintelligible conversation

Fixed that for you Maccy. Damn that autocorrect, eh?

*Men's Frights Activist*

#34 Macros

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:21 AM

must
not
neg rep

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#35 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 23 May 2012 - 11:09 AM

...Ah.

According to my calendar, within four weeks of the BBQ this year I have three weddings (two of which I'm best man for) and two stag dos, and all the shit that goes with them.

This might be the first modern incarnation BBQ I can't go to and this pains me greatly.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#36 Puck

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 12:43 PM

Great, people I wanted to meet are dropping off..

Come on, I need motivation to get off my butt and take care of a visa...

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#37 Morgoth

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 12:46 PM

.... you live in Germany.

You need a visa to travel to England now?

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#38 Macros

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 01:09 PM

not in the slightest.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#39 Puck

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 01:17 PM

I do. I'm not German, remember? I need a visa for every step I do outside of Germany or Ukraine.

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]