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#21 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 06:39 PM

morgy, set your cakendar for a visit in Sweden by me in the next 12 months,
fact.
also

illy is a puker
im all out of euphemisms
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:42 PM

Just asked Mr PigDog if I can borrow his car that weekend and he said "You must be fucking joking, I've seen the state you are in after those BBQ's".

Count me in please. And I'll be driving there this year, I'm going to break him :D
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 03:33 PM

Count me right the fuck in, I'm there! Amazing balls (as I believe the kids are saying these days)
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:54 PM

Provisionably yes I think- especially with that monster grill - will accommodate a significant weight of chicken for Illy to review later
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 09:20 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 18 May 2012 - 10:42 PM, said:

Just asked Mr PigDog if I can borrow his car that weekend and he said "You must be fucking joking, I've seen the state you are in after those BBQ's".

Count me in please. And I'll be driving there this year, I'm going to break him :killingme:


Video of the breaking please! :D

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 07:23 PM

View PostMalaclypse, on 20 May 2012 - 09:20 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 18 May 2012 - 10:42 PM, said:

Just asked Mr PigDog if I can borrow his car that weekend and he said "You must be fucking joking, I've seen the state you are in after those BBQ's".

Count me in please. And I'll be driving there this year, I'm going to break him :D


Video of the breaking please! :killingme:


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Posted 21 May 2012 - 08:16 PM

Unfortunately, I can't make it this year. :D

I have an OU Day School in Manchester that day, which - as I'm paying for the privilege and do actually want to pass this course - I should definitely go to. I may have to hunt down and hurt the people who set that schedule; this isn't the first time they've done this sort of thing to me.
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:08 PM

Unfortunately, this year looks bad for me as well... :D Have fun, everyone!
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 07:22 AM

Well that's a shame. I like you two better than the other people showing up. What am I to do if there'll be no intelligent conversation to be had?
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

I'll be there AND I think Morgoth is a clunge.
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:12 AM

View PostCougar, on 23 May 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:

I'll be there AND I think Morgoth is a clunge.


Yeah man, what a twat
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#32 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:01 AM

Well I can phone in the intelligent conversation
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:07 AM

View PostMacros, on 23 May 2012 - 10:01 AM, said:

Well I can phone in the unintelligible conversation


Fixed that for you Maccy. Damn that autocorrect, eh?
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#34 User is online   Macros 

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:21 AM

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 11:09 AM

...Ah.

According to my calendar, within four weeks of the BBQ this year I have three weddings (two of which I'm best man for) and two stag dos, and all the shit that goes with them.

This might be the first modern incarnation BBQ I can't go to and this pains me greatly.
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 12:43 PM

Great, people I wanted to meet are dropping off.. :D

Come on, I need motivation to get off my butt and take care of a visa...
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 12:46 PM

.... you live in Germany.

You need a visa to travel to England now?
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 01:09 PM

not in the slightest.
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 01:17 PM

I do. I'm not German, remember? I need a visa for every step I do outside of Germany or Ukraine.
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 01:19 PM

View PostPuck, on 23 May 2012 - 01:17 PM, said:

I do. I'm not German, remember? I need a visa for every step I do outside of Germany or Ukraine.


When you have Visa to stay in a country in the EU you have access to the lot surely? That's the whole point after all.
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