[Fener]

Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 09:17 PM, said:

What if i have a hermaphrodite?

Then I shall make you deflower him/her while at the same time he/she deflowers you, and then I will execute you both for the crime of incest.

[Fener]

Where are the rest of my subjects? Many have been lax in attending to my presence.

Perhaps I shall simply kill the....fourth-last to arrive.


How deliciously arbitrary

[Eloth]

Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:24 PM, said:

Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 09:17 PM, said:

What if i have a hermaphrodite?

Then I shall make you deflower him/her while at the same time he/she deflowers you, and then I will execute you both for the crime of incest.

And if i am childless?

This post has been edited by Eloth: 06 February 2012 - 09:30 PM

[Osseric]

Oh jeeze.... kill me now. This will be insufferable.

[Osseric]

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

[Eloth]

I have time to post but nothing to post about. Lord, permission to spam?

[Fener]

Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 09:47 PM, said:

I have time to post but nothing to post about. Lord, permission to spam?

Of course! More spam for everyone! Isn't that what you villagers eat? Spam? You love that disgusting stuff don't you.

[Anthras]

Let there be spam!

[Fener]

Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

Vote for me Osseric, I dare you.

I double-dare you.

[Anthras]

You can always spam pictures if he silences you for spamming...

[Fener]

Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 09:30 PM, said:

Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:24 PM, said:

Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 09:17 PM, said:

What if i have a hermaphrodite?

Then I shall make you deflower him/her while at the same time he/she deflowers you, and then I will execute you both for the crime of incest.

And if i am childless?

Then you shall have to bugger yourself. I have implements which may be able to help. Shelly may also come in handy.

[Eloth]

Yes! No matter who rules this hamlet, there will always be an elemental force, mightiest in power and influence. Spam, the true ruler, lives on forever. And the bacon that we get when we chop up his porkyness will taste splendid as well.

[Hood's Path]

It's been a hectic morning so far and it looks like the day is only going to get busier, i'll post more tonight but only have a small window in which I can post right now. That being said are we just going to ignore everything Fener says for now, I don't think we will have the same amount of time for fucking around as usual, as scum already has an unlynchable spamming symp so we don't need more spamming shit on day one. Sorry if I sound like a dick but i'm worried that we have four scum members to lynch, yes its a little advantage knowing one, that d day could approach us within a couple of days if we don't get serious soon, anyone agreeable to that?

[Eloth]

I am agreeable, but spamis more tasty

[Silanah]

The dragonsex of yesteryear

is looking pretty good, I fear

buggered selves to amuse the master

ain't he just a twisted basterd

[Galain]

Checking in, your Hamliness.

The sheerassholerymagnitude of your porkliness outshines the most powerful ozone-peircing rays of the Great Eye!

Also, what if we wanted to just leave this hamlet instead of being abducted? I already don't like it here, and I've been living here my whole life...I hate being a shmuck.

[Fener]

Silanah, on 06 February 2012 - 10:03 PM, said:

The dragonsex of yesteryear

is looking pretty good, I fear

buggered selves to amuse the master

ain't he just a twisted basterd

Ha ha, better Silanah, much better! You please me greatly! So much in fact, I am of a mind to hit you with rhyme time again at the earliest available opportunity - and for an entire day

[Eloth]

Silanah, on 06 February 2012 - 10:03 PM, said:

The dragonsex of yesteryear

is looking pretty good, I fear

buggered selves to amuse the master

ain't he just a twisted basterd

But the master cant engage in dragonsex because.... Drumroll..... Hes not a dragon! Hahahahahahahahaha

[Hood's Path]

Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

Vote for me Osseric, I dare you.

I double-dare you.

Double bluff?

Just putting this thought out there cause I thought of it before, what if Fener is lynchable today? Rather than vote night as someone suggested what if we voted Fener off and it worked? If it did then it is better than voting night, and today is a better day than any to attempt such a thing.

If not, then we have a 1 in 4 shot of lynching one of his body guards randomly. I am unsure what we should be looking for on day one though, I am open to suggestions. Someone trying to lay low? Someone agreeable with Fener? Looking for possible signals?

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

[Fener]

Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:01 PM, said:

It's been a hectic morning so far and it looks like the day is only going to get busier, i'll post more tonight but only have a small window in which I can post right now. That being said are we just going to ignore everything Fener says for now, I don't think we will have the same amount of time for fucking around as usual, as scum already has an unlynchable spamming symp so we don't need more spamming shit on day one. Sorry if I sound like a dick but i'm worried that we have four scum members to lynch, yes its a little advantage knowing one, that d day could approach us within a couple of days if we don't get serious soon, anyone agreeable to that?

What is this? Are you some sort of dirty communist? It looks to me like perhaps you might use a little cheery rhyming in your life - one shouldn't die before having some fun first after all.