[Eloth]

 Galain, on 06 February 2012 - 10:05 PM, said:

Checking in, your Hamliness.

The sheerassholerymagnitude of your porkliness outshines the most powerful ozone-peircing rays of the Great Eye!

Also, what if we wanted to just leave this hamlet instead of being abducted? I already don't like it here, and I've been living here my whole life...I hate being a shmuck.

Its really bad it truly sucks,
To be a simple fuckin schmuck
And galain it is just our luck,
To be two of those unlucky schmucks

[Tennes]

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

 Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

Vote for me Osseric, I dare you.

I double-dare you.

Vote Fener

Because my balls do all the thinking.

I guess the real insight provided by this game is how much Fener was bullied as a child at school.
Right now, I'd say someone did take his lunch money on rainy tuesdays. Whether or not he was also on the receiving end of mega-wedgies and/or dunked head-first into a toilet bowl remains to be seen.
In other news, being a low poster seems the easiest way to frustrate the lard-ass who thinks he is our pedantic little ruler.

Liberté, Egalité et Fraternité, my friends. Death to the oppressing nobility, huzzah for the proletariat and Vive la Revolution!

[Hood's Path]

If I had the time I would amuse you... Not! My eyes, turn this blasted contraption off!!

[Fener]

 Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Attribute? Surely you mean contribute? I shall not stand for uneducated peasants in my village - I like my subjects to be in the fullest understanding of the emptiness of their fate before I have them executed.


After I'm done with you lot, I'm moving on to Darujhistan. That book that ICE produced - that was just a prelude. I'm the real Tyrant biatches!

For shizzle.

[Tennes]

 Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

 Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

Vote for me Osseric, I dare you.

I double-dare you.

Double bluff?

Just putting this thought out there cause I thought of it before, what if Fener is lynchable today? Rather than vote night as someone suggested what if we voted Fener off and it worked? If it did then it is better than voting night, and today is a better day than any to attempt such a thing.

If not, then we have a 1 in 4 shot of lynching one of his body guards randomly. I am unsure what we should be looking for on day one though, I am open to suggestions. Someone trying to lay low? Someone agreeable with Fener? Looking for possible signals?

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Remove vote
Vote Hood's Path

for suggesting a strategy that won't benefit town in the slightest. His shields are alive, aren't they?

[Silanah]

 Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:01 PM, said:

It's been a hectic morning so far and it looks like the day is only going to get busier, i'll post more tonight but only have a small window in which I can post right now. That being said are we just going to ignore everything Fener says for now, I don't think we will have the same amount of time for fucking around as usual, as scum already has an unlynchable spamming symp so we don't need more spamming shit on day one. Sorry if I sound like a dick but i'm worried that we have four scum members to lynch, yes its a little advantage knowing one, that d day could approach us within a couple of days if we don't get serious soon, anyone agreeable to that?

kill them with a shot of lead


hang them from a Tree of Dread

[Tennes]

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:10 PM, said:

 Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Attribute? Surely you mean contribute? I shall not stand for uneducated peasants in my village - I like my subjects to be in the fullest understanding of the emptiness of their fate before I have them executed.


After I'm done with you lot, I'm moving on to Darujhistan. That book that ICE produced - that was just a prelude. I'm the real Tyrant biatches!

For shizzle.

There aren't enough underlings to murder to be more than a footnote in the local archive, you piece of unprocessed bacon.

[Fener]

 Tennes, on 06 February 2012 - 10:09 PM, said:

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

 Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

Vote for me Osseric, I dare you.

I double-dare you.

Vote Fener

Because my balls do all the thinking.

I guess the real insight provided by this game is how much Fener was bullied as a child at school.
Right now, I'd say someone did take his lunch money on rainy tuesdays. Whether or not he was also on the receiving end of mega-wedgies and/or dunked head-first into a toilet bowl remains to be seen.
In other news, being a low poster seems the easiest way to frustrate the lard-ass who thinks he is our pedantic little ruler.

Liberté, Egalité et Fraternité, my friends. Death to the oppressing nobility, huzzah for the proletariat and Vive la Revolution!

All concepts you have but heard of but do not understand. Otherwise you would have overthrown my rule long ago. Instead, you, Tennes, simply stood by as I did unspeakable - but sexy - things to your twin daughters. And you watched you dirty bastard! That's why I had your eyes put out afterwards. You're lucky I left you your balls.

[Eloth]

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:10 PM, said:

 Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Attribute? Surely you mean contribute? I shall not stand for uneducated peasants in my village - I like my subjects to be in the fullest understanding of the emptiness of their fate before I have them executed.


After I'm done with you lot, I'm moving on to Darujhistan. That book that ICE produced - that was just a prelude. I'm the real Tyrant biatches!

For shizzle.

I believe the term s FO shizzle not for shizzle

[Tennes]

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:12 PM, said:

 Tennes, on 06 February 2012 - 10:09 PM, said:

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

 Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

So, pretty much a standard 15 player game, 3 scum vs 12 town. Normally I would start her with a Fener vote... but as that isn't possible, I am at a loss

Vote for me Osseric, I dare you.

I double-dare you.

Vote Fener

Because my balls do all the thinking.

I guess the real insight provided by this game is how much Fener was bullied as a child at school.
Right now, I'd say someone did take his lunch money on rainy tuesdays. Whether or not he was also on the receiving end of mega-wedgies and/or dunked head-first into a toilet bowl remains to be seen.
In other news, being a low poster seems the easiest way to frustrate the lard-ass who thinks he is our pedantic little ruler.

Liberté, Egalité et Fraternité, my friends. Death to the oppressing nobility, huzzah for the proletariat and Vive la Revolution!

All concepts you have but heard of but do not understand. Otherwise you would have overthrown my rule long ago. Instead, you, Tennes, simply stood by as I did unspeakable - but sexy - things to your twin daughters. And you watched you dirty bastard! That's why I had your eyes put out afterwards. You're lucky I left you your balls.

That's OK, I won;t notice the weeping sores of herpes on your face then.

[Fener]

 Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 10:14 PM, said:

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:10 PM, said:

 Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Attribute? Surely you mean contribute? I shall not stand for uneducated peasants in my village - I like my subjects to be in the fullest understanding of the emptiness of their fate before I have them executed.


After I'm done with you lot, I'm moving on to Darujhistan. That book that ICE produced - that was just a prelude. I'm the real Tyrant biatches!

For shizzle.

I believe the term s FO shizzle not for shizzle

You DARE correct me?! GUARD!!!

<chop>

Hahahahaha, got your nose! Literally! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Eloth]

Ouch

[Silanah]

What can we do to escape this lout?

Solemn death the only way out

[Galain]

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:16 PM, said:

 Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 10:14 PM, said:

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:10 PM, said:

 Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Attribute? Surely you mean contribute? I shall not stand for uneducated peasants in my village - I like my subjects to be in the fullest understanding of the emptiness of their fate before I have them executed.


After I'm done with you lot, I'm moving on to Darujhistan. That book that ICE produced - that was just a prelude. I'm the real Tyrant biatches!

For shizzle.

I believe the term s FO shizzle not for shizzle

You DARE correct me?! GUARD!!!

<chop>

Hahahahaha, got your nose! Literally! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I liked our old tyrant better...

[Eloth]

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:16 PM, said:

 Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 10:14 PM, said:

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:10 PM, said:

 Hood, on 06 February 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

Like I said, i'll have plenty of time later on tonight to attribute my thoughts on the matter and bounce some ideas of people but right now I have to work like a madman

Attribute? Surely you mean contribute? I shall not stand for uneducated peasants in my village - I like my subjects to be in the fullest understanding of the emptiness of their fate before I have them executed.


After I'm done with you lot, I'm moving on to Darujhistan. That book that ICE produced - that was just a prelude. I'm the real Tyrant biatches!

For shizzle.

I believe the term s FO shizzle not for shizzle

You DARE correct me?! GUARD!!!

<chop>

Hahahahaha, got your nose! Literally! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

At least now i cant smell the pig faeces youve been rolling in

[Fener]

 Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:

At least now i cant smell the pig faeces youve been rolling in

It's the latest trend at court. You wouldn't understand.

[Galain]

 Fener, on 06 February 2012 - 10:21 PM, said:

 Eloth, on 06 February 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:

At least now i cant smell the pig faeces youve been rolling in

It's the latest trend at court. You wouldn't understand.

But you are a tyrant...aren't you the only one at court?

[Osseric]

Fener is a Douche! A Douche I say!

I mock him and his pigliness. Do you guys smell something? It's the shit that is coming out of Fener's mouth!! I Say we rebel! Down with the Pig Lord!

[Path-Shaper]

 Rashan, on 06 February 2012 - 08:01 PM, said:

 Path-Shaper, on 06 February 2012 - 07:58 PM, said:

 Rashan, on 06 February 2012 - 07:54 PM, said:

Path-shaper, I demand Fener be modkilled for violating rule A2) as posted in the OP.

If you are feeling magnaminous (then you're doing it wrong, modding is about fucking everyone in the ass with mod powers as much as possible) then I will concede to him being rhyme-silenced for 2 game days.

I'm thinking that I will allow Fener an exception to the rule due to the special abilities of his role.

In other words I think it's more entertaining this way and won't change the game.

So you knowingly posted rules in the OP that you never had any intention of enforcing?

Well fine you better believe I am going to meta-fuck the shit out of this game then.

If you want I will go ahead and tell you who Fener is..........


Venge

[Galain]

 Osseric, on 06 February 2012 - 10:26 PM, said:

Fener is a Douche! A Douche I say!

I mock him and his pigliness. Do you guys smell something? It's the shit that is coming out of Fener's mouth!! I Say we rebel! Down with the Pig Lord!

Trying to decide whether obvious shield is obvious...