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The Truth Behind MLP

Poll: The Truth Behind MLP (11 member(s) have cast votes)

What do you think of Bronys and Clopping?

  1. Bronys are ok, clopping is disgusting (3 votes [27.27%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 27.27%

  2. Bronys are gross, clopping is terrible (4 votes [36.36%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 36.36%

  3. Bronys are gross but clopping is sexy (1 votes [9.09%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  4. Apologize because they are both cool (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  5. SJP is sexy so ponys must be too (1 votes [9.09%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  6. IADMAILTC (2 votes [18.18%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

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#1 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 03:40 PM

Apparently Brony-dom (My Little Pony) is a raging bastion of idiots and hatred everywhere. From clopping to lying about how they are full of love and acceptance, it must all be a lie.

What am I talking about you ask? In chat one day I said that clopping (people who masturbate to MLP) are disgusting, while Stormy indicated that he did in fact do that. As Stormy is a self professed Brony (MLP fan) and clopper, I said that his actions are disgusting and did not know why anyone would do that to a little kids show, made of horses. There may have been a question of why he does not find SJP sexy if he loves MLP, but that is neither here nor there.

In response, this person decided to neg-rep me until I apologize for saying his cartoon horse porn fetish was disgusting.

What say you forum, is it such a fetish sexy, so I should apologize, or should we start a forum crusade against cloppers and MLP in general?

Or perhaps other 'Bronys' could come forward and tell me if clopping AND this hatred is normal for their sub-culture?

PS - I can only assume Goodkind loves MLP and is a clopping brony.

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This post has been edited by Dusty Gillie Suit: 28 December 2011 - 09:02 AM

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#2 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 03:56 PM



Only the most mature individuals enjoy this cartoon for children, clearly.
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#3 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:03 PM

This makes me sad.

So sad...
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:22 PM

Well, I for one am glad I decide to check the forum on christmas eve.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:25 PM

In Soviet Russia horse clops to you?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:31 PM

Can't you and Stormy just get a room so the rest of the forum doesn't have to deal with this idiocy?
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:33 PM

...I don't get it...
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:49 PM

Regardless of my personal opinions, Stormy is a well respected member of Team Quick Ben and, as his Knight Seneschal, I must demand an apology from you. A slight to one of us is a slight to all of us and to have to cause so much grief at such a happy and festive time of year would give us only a small amount of pleasure.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:59 PM

It's certainly pretty weird, but if that's what makes him stiff, it's not harming anyone, so leave him be. For him to be spamming the neg rep against you is not cool, but then again, he probably doesn't enjoy the criticism against clopping. Maybe you two should just leave each other alone regarding ponies, don't you think? :D Merry Clopping... erm... Christmas everyone!
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#10 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:05 PM

How the fuck is anyone taking this seriously!?

Cartoon ponies!?

I mean... really?
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:07 PM

I personally am against the acceptance of fiction on the subject of horsefucking, much as I am against furries due to the drama they drag everywhere. Such as this thread.

@JLV: Oh don't worry, just read this 'intellectual' explanation of why it's a masterpiece of culture surpassing its 'cartoon for children' origins, by noted Deviantart dribbler BroniePologist!

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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 24 December 2011 - 05:17 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:19 PM

I just went and checked my calender and found it not to be 4/1.......So.....WTF!...... You two should be above this stuff. FFS it's Christmas Eve!!!......

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:27 PM

What the fuck is going on?
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:43 PM

Why did I bother to read that? It just made me more sad..
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:45 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 24 December 2011 - 05:27 PM, said:

What the fuck is going on?

A massive histrionic overreaction to being mocked for liking a cartoon aimed at eight year old girls. It's very sad.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:49 PM

Do I have to ban anyone? Or change their username to something degrading? I'm tired from night shift work and sexy time this morning. Someone guide me here.
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#17 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:53 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 24 December 2011 - 05:45 PM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 24 December 2011 - 05:27 PM, said:

What the fuck is going on?

A massive histrionic overreaction to being mocked for liking a cartoon aimed at eight year old girls. It's very sad.


I believe it was implied that Stormy likes to masturbate to my little pony. Apparently obdi is also a brony, but doesn't approve of the masturbatory attitude.

Burn them. With fire.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:57 PM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 24 December 2011 - 05:49 PM, said:

Do I have to ban anyone? Or change their username to something degrading? I'm tired from night shift work and sexy time this morning. Someone guide me here.

Adjutant Brony and Dusty Pony Suit.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 06:04 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 24 December 2011 - 05:57 PM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 24 December 2011 - 05:49 PM, said:

Do I have to ban anyone? Or change their username to something degrading? I'm tired from night shift work and sexy time this morning. Someone guide me here.

Adjutant Brony and Dusty Pony Suit.


Seconded.

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#20 User is offline   JLV 

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 06:13 PM

Thirded. It's unanimous, do dat shit
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