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The Truth Behind MLP

Poll: The Truth Behind MLP (11 member(s) have cast votes)

What do you think of Bronys and Clopping?

  1. Bronys are ok, clopping is disgusting (3 votes [27.27%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 27.27%

  2. Bronys are gross, clopping is terrible (4 votes [36.36%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 36.36%

  3. Bronys are gross but clopping is sexy (1 votes [9.09%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  4. Apologize because they are both cool (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  5. SJP is sexy so ponys must be too (1 votes [9.09%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 9.09%

  6. IADMAILTC (2 votes [18.18%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

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#41 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 05:57 AM

View PostH.D., on 26 December 2011 - 04:17 AM, said:

View Postamphibian, on 26 December 2011 - 04:15 AM, said:

Get off my lawn.


It's been 2 going on 3 years since Princess Bride day.

WE NEED MORE SHENANIGANS.


what about the star wars day?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 02:40 PM

View Postamphibian, on 26 December 2011 - 04:15 AM, said:

I think H.D. has surpassed me as the High Priest of the Drenai cult. I don't know if another poster has given so much joy within five posts as that guy did.

Stop changing your usernames all willy nilly. I couldn't tell who was who during the Princess Bride escapades and I dang near had an infarction figuring out Dusty Gillie Suit was Obdigore under a pseudonym and misspelling the word "ghillie".


Actually the name is related to someone elses name as revenge for them changing their name. The misspelling is intentional.
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 05:06 PM

is clopping what i think it is? bronies seems bad enough, i didnt read the flowchart past like the first branch, it depressed me too much.
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 05:07 PM

oh i urban dictionaried clopping.
the world is going to explode soon hopefully
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 12:55 PM

Leave Sarah J out of this you heathens.

Is obdigore opposed to this because they are cartoons or because they are horses? Underaged horses maybe? Would you consider Friendship is Magic stablebait?

Is clopping then either jailbait or beastiality?
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 01:21 PM

View PostAptorius, on 27 December 2011 - 12:55 PM, said:

Leave Sarah J out of this you heathens.

Is obdigore opposed to this because they are cartoons or because they are horses? Underaged horses maybe? Would you consider Friendship is Magic stablebait?

Is clopping then either jailbait or beastiality?


Jailbaistiality.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 08:16 PM

Sorry im coming to this late, and im not really down with the kids on the new cool happeneings of the world but...

Do grown men watch cartoons about ponies and give it some sort of meaning beyond the fact it is a cartoon?
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 08:20 PM

I teared up a little at the ending of the pilot of Friendship is Magic.

What? That shit was moving, yo. They totally defeated that evil pony with the power of friendship. Powerful stuff.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 11:34 PM

none of the above.

Bronys are...um, well...yes...in that I see...well, you see...oh....kay. Free world and all that. Clopping in itself is....well, ok. clopping to mlp is a bit out there...waaaay out there, but what you do behind closed doors is your business.

On another note: Child friendly forum eh?!? well this particular thread is enough to permanently scar any kid unlucky enough to be...smart and sophisticated enough to be able to appreciate MBF, read it...and then find the forum and then fall down into the inn and discover the seedier side of MLP. If you are one of those kids - sucks to be you!

I'll be steering my little girl away from MLP...Actually, no I wont because I can see how a little girl can apprecite cutesy ponies and in themselves they are sweet, but I'll do all I can to prevent clopping to MLP (WTF?!? It's amazing what boredom can do to a man) from finding her for as long as humanly possible or vice versa.

And to all those brony's out there...merry clopmas and a cloppy new year
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 12:04 AM

I thought clopping was when you jerk it to Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 04:07 AM

View Postworrywort, on 28 December 2011 - 12:04 AM, said:

I thought clopping was when you jerk it to Sarah Jessica Parker.


AAAHHH YOU SAID IT OUT LOUD!



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Posted 28 December 2011 - 05:20 AM

Clopping is weird. But I'm not gonna look in anyone's porn folder (mine's clop-free TYVM)
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 10:54 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 28 December 2011 - 05:20 AM, said:

Clopping is weird. But I'm not gonna look in anyone's porn folder (mine's clop-free TYVM)


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Posted 28 December 2011 - 11:08 AM

To people who wank to MLP:

You know there is porn on the internet. Human porn. I mean its literally right there. Try to be exotic and wank to your own species rather than fictional colourful horses.

Also adds a new dimension to 'Can you speak up?' 'Sorry Im feeling a little hoarse' :D
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 11:36 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 28 December 2011 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 28 December 2011 - 05:20 AM, said:

Clopping is weird. But I'm not gonna look in anyone's porn folder (mine's clop-free TYVM)


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Posted 28 December 2011 - 11:47 AM

View PostTapper, on 28 December 2011 - 11:36 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 28 December 2011 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 28 December 2011 - 05:20 AM, said:

Clopping is weird. But I'm not gonna look in anyone's porn folder (mine's clop-free TYVM)


We all totally believe you.

We should ask his dad.


Maybe he went rushing into the room because he heard Neighing?
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 12:08 PM

View Posttiam, on 28 December 2011 - 11:08 AM, said:

To people who wank to MLP:

You know there is porn on the internet. Human porn. I mean its literally right there. Try to be exotic and wank to your own species rather than fictional colourful horses.

Also adds a new dimension to 'Can you speak up?' 'Sorry Im feeling a little hoarse' :D


I don't think you understand the meaning of a fetish or just how broad the spectrum of porn is. What the hell is exotic about wanking to plain old human porn? Next you're going to be telling me that you like to have sex in the missionary position you freak.

This post has been edited by Aptorius: 28 December 2011 - 12:29 PM

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 01:06 PM

View PostAptorius, on 28 December 2011 - 12:08 PM, said:

View Posttiam, on 28 December 2011 - 11:08 AM, said:

To people who wank to MLP:

You know there is porn on the internet. Human porn. I mean its literally right there. Try to be exotic and wank to your own species rather than fictional colourful horses.

Also adds a new dimension to 'Can you speak up?' 'Sorry Im feeling a little hoarse' :D


I don't think you understand the meaning of a fetish or just how broad the spectrum of porn is. What the hell is exotic about wanking to plain old human porn? Next you're going to be telling me that you like to have sex in the missionary position you freak.


Eventually once you've spanked to anything and everything, good ol' vanilla stuff will be a novelty once more.

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This post has been edited by Sombra: 28 December 2011 - 01:10 PM

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 01:10 PM

But no longer the Master of your Domain I assume.
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Posted 28 December 2011 - 01:33 PM

View PostAptorius, on 28 December 2011 - 01:10 PM, said:

But no longer the Master of your Domain I assume.


I was always the master of my domain, just not in the unusual way you guys on here have come to think of it. :D
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