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The Truth Behind MLP

Poll: The Truth Behind MLP (11 member(s) have cast votes)

What do you think of Bronys and Clopping?

Bronys are ok, clopping is disgusting (3 votes [27.27%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 27.27%
Bronys are gross, clopping is terrible (4 votes [36.36%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 36.36%
Bronys are gross but clopping is sexy (1 votes [9.09%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 9.09%
Apologize because they are both cool (0 votes [0.00%])
Percentage of vote: 0.00%
SJP is sexy so ponys must be too (1 votes [9.09%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 9.09%
IADMAILTC (2 votes [18.18%] - View)
Percentage of vote: 18.18%

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#61 Shinrei

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 02:19 PM

Sombra. Dirty old man, or dirty old neeeeiiighhhbor?

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#62 worry

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 08:51 PM

See, this is why Shinrei's move to Japan makes him the overall wisest boarder. No matter what cartoon you wanna wack it to, there's likely an actual human being dressed as that character within a 10 block radius anyway. It's a wonderland of imagination. Imagine if your kink was to place items of various sizes around your apartment, lather yourself in a sticky substance, curl up into a ball, and get rolled around by a man or lady until you collect all those items. Japan already has you covered.

This post has been edited by worrywort: 28 December 2011 - 08:52 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#63 QuickTidal

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 09:10 PM

I didn't even know that:

A. There was a new MLP show

B. A section of MALES actually enjoy it. (Where the fuck is G.I. Joe and Transformers when you need them to clean these male minds out of that garbage)

C. Wanking it to cartoon horses is...I'm just gonna say it. Bizarre.

D. WTF is up with this thread?!

E. ??????

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 28 December 2011 - 09:10 PM

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#64 Aptorian

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 09:35 PM

Go watch the 2 episode Pilot on Youtube QuickTidal. It is of course directed at kids but the cartoon is surprisingly good. It doesn't really have much draw further on in my opinion so I never saw more than the first couple shows. But from what I saw I can certainly understand the appeal if you like the characters which are very cute and funny in their own seperate ways. I don't know if it magically becomes amazing half way through.

It is certainly better than those WINX club and Bratz shows.

This post has been edited by Aptorius: 28 December 2011 - 09:36 PM

#65 worry

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 10:28 PM

I haven't seen it but the woman who runs the show was a heavy hitter for Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home, so she's got her universal appeal credentials down. It's not so weird. Plus I just read that earlier in her career she worked on MTV's adaption of The Maxx, which was awesome.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#66 Morgoth

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 01:58 AM

Ponies representing teenage girls having sex.

Let's not pretend it's somehow normal.

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#67 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 02:22 AM

Aptorius, on 28 December 2011 - 09:35 PM, said:

It is certainly better than those WINX club and Bratz shows.

That you are able to make that comparison with confidence somehow doesn't surprise me.

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#68 Aptorian

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 06:52 AM

For a while there I only had 5 TV channels and when you're lying hungover in bed you can watch pretty much anything.

#69 Shinrei

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 01:53 AM

So...does this apply to real horses too (SJP notwithstanding)?

I have little conflict of interest when I look at this photo....although I suppose some do.

This thread...oh, my head.