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Expendables 2 - now updated for 3 :D Now even manlier

#1 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 02:04 PM

So,

teaser has dropped:

I'm sold.

i'll be seeing this on opening day.

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meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 02:36 PM

Opening day, yep!

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#3 Tsundoku

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 03:06 PM

I have so much testosterone right now I think I just spontaneously impregnated every fertile female within 3 postcodes.

And a few of the post-menopausal ones may get a surprise as well ...

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#4 dktorode

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 03:51 PM

this looks to be like the movie Expendables 1 should have been

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 03:55 PM

I will see this for one reason.

Chuck Fucking Norris.

End of story.

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 04:45 PM

Gothos, on 16 December 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

Opening day, yep!

This!

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 05:15 PM

OH... oh god... yes.

I haven't even gotten around to watching the first one yet (I know, I suck) and this trailer has sold me.

I was disappointed that Van Dam wasn't in the first one. Now there is Van Dam AND Norris.

Who's next? Snipes? The rock? Jackie Chan... Dare I ask? ... Clint Eastwood?

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 05:19 PM

I would, however, like to point out how shitty Stallone's writing is though...

The bad guy is Van Damme's character...and his name is...

wait for it...

Jean Vilain.

No seriously, I can't make this shit up.

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 05:43 PM

QuickTidal, on 16 December 2011 - 05:19 PM, said:

but its meant o be over the top ridiculous...so i kinda dig that.

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 05:53 PM

dktorode, on 16 December 2011 - 05:43 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 16 December 2011 - 05:19 PM, said:

but its meant o be over the top ridiculous...so i kinda dig that.

Oh no no....this is how Stallone has ALWAYS written stuff.

See: the ROCKY movies, See CLIFFHANGER, See DRIVEN....all are quite poorly written.

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#11 dktorode

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 06:27 PM

yea yea... i know alll about his shit writing....i just find it particularly poignant in THIS film... Posted Image

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 06:41 PM

I found the first one to be absolutely ridiculous and fun.
The scene between Willis and Stallone to get the mission in the first, and you can see them trying not to laugh. They were having fun and so did we.
Statham, after beating up his ex's new boyfriend and companions: "Now you know what I do for a living."
My friend answering this badly contextualized asskicking : "You beat people up?"
The Artillery shell throw. Awesome, completely ridiculous.

Can't wait for this one.

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 07:11 PM

Ive never been this happy.

Im off to workout,smoke cigars and crack cheesy one liners

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 07:22 PM

dktorode, on 16 December 2011 - 06:27 PM, said:

yea yea... i know alll about his shit writing....i just find it particularly poignant in THIS film... Posted Image

Oh I know...LOL...I'm seeing it too. I love cheese as well. I was just pointing it out.

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 08:21 PM

Aptorius, on 16 December 2011 - 05:15 PM, said:

Jeff Speakman and Cynthia Rothrock. .. and of course Seagal (would be nice to see him).

The first wasn't that great, but it has some fun moments.

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 09:51 PM

Aptorius, on 16 December 2011 - 05:15 PM, said:

Dare I ask? ... Clint Eastwood?

.......yes.........yes...........YES................YES!!!

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 11:07 PM

I'm excited, but still suspect he can't direct Jet Li for the life of him. So many quick cuts entirely ruins the effect of everything a Jet Li or Jackie Chan does (ps Chinese Zodiac looks awesome). His style worked a lot better with bulldogs like Statham and Couture.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#18 dktorode

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 01:25 AM

a movie with van dam, norris who cares about jet li?

he is like a ice skate queen amongst ice hockey players.

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

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Posted 18 December 2011 - 01:26 AM

Isn't snipes in prison?
First one was a bit of a let down for me, I was expecting complete wall to wall action but it was still a watchable popcorn flick.im sticking to my usual policy of refusing to watch any trailers because the art of the subtle trailer appears to have been lost in favour to showing every single funny/ awesome bit in a film so the film is basically ruined.
Still An unreal cast gathered there

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