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The Beard Thread For beard lovers everywhere

#41 Gust Hubb

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 03:42 PM

My wife doesn't like being scratched by my face, so I am afraid clean shaven is my only option.

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#42 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 05:24 PM

My poor beard....it looks so fucking retarded and scraggly.

I choose not to keep one for the most part. I find I can go about 2 weeks and then the scraggliness overpowers the cool manly look and a shave is required

My manliness is represented just fine by my luxuriously hairy chest and huge schlong.

That is all.

This post has been edited by cerveza_fiesta: 15 July 2011 - 05:41 PM

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#43 Captain Beardface

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 05:35 PM

The beard is what caused the fiancé to come across the bar and hit on me...

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#44 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 05:42 PM

Funny enough, my chest hair is one of the things that snagged my wife back in the day

I came to answer the door with no shirt one day during the period before we were dating, but after we'd been friends awhile. She later confessed she was impressed with the manliness of it.

I have no idea why...but hey. Whatever works right?

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#45 QuickTidal

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 05:56 PM

cerveza_fiesta, on 15 July 2011 - 05:42 PM, said:

Funny enough, my chest hair is one of the things that snagged my wife back in the day

Literally?

:thumbsup:

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#46 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 05:58 PM

yes, she could not resist touching it, and when she did...

CHOMP

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#47 rhulad

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Posted 15 July 2011 - 10:08 PM

I want a beard but I don't think that I can grow one...

#48 Beezulbubba

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 04:41 AM

Ok you hirsute men of beard dominance, Whisker Wars airs on the Independent Film Channel (IFC) beginning August 5th. See how you measure up (follicle y follicle).

http://www.ifc.com/whisker-wars/

#49 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 05:19 AM

Love it.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#50 Captain Beardface

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 12:42 PM

Found a pic of my beard mere days before it attracted the fiance from across the bar...

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#51 Aptorian

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 01:10 PM

rhulad, on 15 July 2011 - 10:08 PM, said:

I want a beard but I don't think that I can grow one...

I've heard from reputable sources that smearing manure on your face well help stimulate beard growth. If you have problems acquiring manure I am sure human faeces works just as well.

Food for thought.

#52 _Perfect_Insanity_

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 01:53 PM

I've got muttonchops down to the corners of my mouth. Almost everyone complains about them. Once I even shaved them off for the ex gf, but they're back now.

I'd like to try sth new this summer but haven't decided what yet.

#53 Slow Ben

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 03:37 PM

I hate you all....

I would give my left nut to be able to grow a mans beard.

Mine grows in all white trash like Joe Dirt....but scragglier.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#54 Satan

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Posted 17 July 2011 - 12:41 PM

Slow Ben, on 16 July 2011 - 03:37 PM, said:

I hate you all....

I would give my left nut to be able to grow a mans beard.

Mine grows in all white trash like Joe Dirt....but scragglier.

So did mine. Give it time, and you may get there yet. You'll look like trampled shit for a while, but there's a chance you'll come out from under it all with ten points in your man book.

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#55 Sir Thursday

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Posted 17 July 2011 - 10:01 PM

At one point last year I'd grown a pretty sweet beard. Eventually I had to take it off and decided to do it in stages. I went with some asymmetry so I could rock two different facial hair styles at once depending on which profile was facing towards you. One side was the goatee/moustache, the other was a sort of mutton choppy thing. I'll dig the pictures up when I can be bothered, but for now here it is at its full extent.

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#56 TaxManATX

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Posted 17 July 2011 - 10:15 PM

Cougar, on 15 July 2011 - 12:23 PM, said:

Dude, where's my spitfire Posted Image

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#57 Satan

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Posted 18 July 2011 - 07:36 AM

At one point, I didn't have a beard. It was fucking horrible.

Anyway, here's my avatar, full size. Both the hair and the beard has been trimmed considerably since then.

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#58 Darkwatch

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 08:36 PM

I had to fend off an assassination plot against the beard last night.

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#59 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 09:29 PM

LONG LIVE THE BEARD!

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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