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#21 User is offline   Werthead 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 07:15 PM

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Do we get any movement on the Brienne situation?


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Is there really a character based on Pat that dies horribly?


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Posted 08 July 2011 - 07:50 PM

View PostWerthead, on 08 July 2011 - 07:15 PM, said:

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Do we get any movement on the Brienne situation?


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How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:23 PM

View PostCeda Cicero, on 08 July 2011 - 07:50 PM, said:

View PostWerthead, on 08 July 2011 - 07:15 PM, said:

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Do we get any movement on the Brienne situation?


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I hate you all and your little spoilery oh-so-clever boxes too.
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Posted 10 July 2011 - 06:48 PM

@Wert, EoDO, and any one who is finished/may be finished soon:

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I think you'll know which chapter I just finished.

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?
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Posted 10 July 2011 - 08:26 PM

Okay, just finished, and @Wert again... I'm thinking I missed the resolution of the mystery you mentioned, somehow, someway. I'm sure I'll feel like an idiot, but it's going to drive me crazy. Spoiler tag it or PM me and tell me what it is? I'm just coming up totally blank.

Edit: Unless it's
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That would make sense. I'm an idiot.

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How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 06:38 PM

View PostCeda Cicero, on 10 July 2011 - 08:26 PM, said:

Okay, just finished, and @Wert again... I'm thinking I missed the resolution of the mystery you mentioned, somehow, someway. I'm sure I'll feel like an idiot, but it's going to drive me crazy. Spoiler tag it or PM me and tell me what it is? I'm just coming up totally blank.

Edit: Unless it's
Spoiler
That would make sense. I'm an idiot.


Bingo.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 06:55 PM

You F***ers!

Come on....lol...I hate these tantalizing spoiler tags...

only one more day....only one more day...
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 07:24 PM

Does anyone know if the lock out at Canada Post and the millions of backlog of mail has affected the delivery, please let me know if anyone has received their copy on time, thanks.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 07:55 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 11 July 2011 - 06:55 PM, said:

You F***ers!

Come on....lol...I hate these tantalizing spoiler tags...

only one more day....only one more day...



Must not click . . . .

Can't wait for my email from B&N to tell me I can D/L the book.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:00 PM

View Postacesn8s, on 11 July 2011 - 07:55 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 11 July 2011 - 06:55 PM, said:

You F***ers!

Come on....lol...I hate these tantalizing spoiler tags...

only one more day....only one more day...



Must not click . . . .

Can't wait for my email from B&N to tell me I can D/L the book.


Just to clarify (and possibly conserve you guys' sanity) the info in my spoiler tags isn't super spoilery. I allude to shit that happens but don't come out and say it. If you're a purist, you'll wanna stay away. But otherwise nothing is going to be ruined. It's the equivalent of if someone posted "You find out more about the T'lan Imass" in spoiler tags before Memories of Ice.

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:04 PM

View PostCeda Cicero, on 11 July 2011 - 08:00 PM, said:

View Postacesn8s, on 11 July 2011 - 07:55 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 11 July 2011 - 06:55 PM, said:

You F***ers!

Come on....lol...I hate these tantalizing spoiler tags...

only one more day....only one more day...



Must not click . . . .

Can't wait for my email from B&N to tell me I can D/L the book.


Just to clarify (and possibly conserve you guys' sanity) the info in my spoiler tags isn't super spoilery. I allude to shit that happens but don't come out and say it. If you're a purist, you'll wanna stay away. But otherwise nothing is going to be ruined. It's the equivalent of if someone posted "You find out more about the T'lan Imass" in spoiler tags before Memories of Ice.


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You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:06 PM

View Postacesn8s, on 11 July 2011 - 08:04 PM, said:

View PostCeda Cicero, on 11 July 2011 - 08:00 PM, said:

View Postacesn8s, on 11 July 2011 - 07:55 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 11 July 2011 - 06:55 PM, said:

You F***ers!

Come on....lol...I hate these tantalizing spoiler tags...

only one more day....only one more day...



Must not click . . . .

Can't wait for my email from B&N to tell me I can D/L the book.


Just to clarify (and possibly conserve you guys' sanity) the info in my spoiler tags isn't super spoilery. I allude to shit that happens but don't come out and say it. If you're a purist, you'll wanna stay away. But otherwise nothing is going to be ruined. It's the equivalent of if someone posted "You find out more about the T'lan Imass" in spoiler tags before Memories of Ice.


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You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
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You're right. Posted ImageAnd just for figuring me out, I'm going to do it... Ready?

Sansa bakes lemon cakes.

The whole.

Entire.

Book.

Is Sansa baking lemon cakes.

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:07 PM

View PostCatherine, on 11 July 2011 - 07:24 PM, said:

Does anyone know if the lock out at Canada Post and the millions of backlog of mail has affected the delivery, please let me know if anyone has received their copy on time, thanks.


I doubt it, since the lockout ended more than a week ago. I would imagine that the backlog has been nearly brought up to speed. I got an item I ordered back about 3 weeks ago today, so I doubt your order will be delayed.

I'm grabbing it from the store though as I didn't trust amazon or anyone else to deliver it.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:56 PM

OH MY GOD I NEED TO BUY THIS TOMORROW
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:03 PM

Was that... DM excited?

I feel so out of sorts... what is going on here...
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 09:41 PM

View PostDolorous Menhir, on 11 July 2011 - 08:56 PM, said:

OH MY GOD I NEED TO BUY THIS TOMORROW



View PostObdigore, on 11 July 2011 - 09:03 PM, said:

Was that... DM excited?

I feel so out of sorts... what is going on here...


yeah... did that just happen?
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 03:15 AM

Got this email 6 hours ago...


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Posted 12 July 2011 - 05:38 PM

Just got my copy, but for some reason I also got the last 3 books in the serpentwar series and am stuck in trying to figure out which should go first ADWD or Rise of A Merchant Prince..... *sigh*
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 06:28 PM

Reading. At 150 pages or so now. Like it so far (although one of the chapters was the Dany preview one that has been up for ages). Have also been browsing the end a bit since I like ASoIaF but not so much I hate being spoilered or spoilering myself, and ehm, it seems big stuff is indeed in order.... ;)
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 09:18 AM

About 250 pages through as of last night. Two huge plot bombshells thus far, one I was disappointed with (yet GRRM has 3/4 of a book to play with it, so I can bide my time) and one which I was quite happy with.

I had forgotten how annoying the Meerenesse were.
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