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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#501 User is offline   Beezulbubba 

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 02:58 AM

^ It's from the movie UHF.
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#502 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 09:50 AM

That's mesmerising...
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Posted 10 August 2011 - 10:10 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 10 August 2011 - 09:50 AM, said:

That's mesmerising...

For your viewing pleasure:


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the things I do at work... for other people's pleasure.

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 10:20 AM

and two of Britain's sexiest men in a dance.
























They may not like it all that much, though :)
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Posted 10 August 2011 - 10:40 AM

For Gothos:
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#506 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 10 August 2011 - 10:44 AM

It's like we're being applauded by her bottom...
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 09:19 PM

Well... I think the time is here for me to honourably withdraw myself from The Contest. Not that I shall be losing it tonight or tomorrow night but I think this will be the last time I get on the internet before the wedding - tomorrow is going to be a mental day! It has been fun, and well done all of you who made it this far. It was an honour to live, fight and die at your sides! I would say I will think of you all but I really hope I don't!
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 09:22 PM

Congrats Tiste, Enjoy the big day, the reception, and then the explosion of happiness that follows :p
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 09:45 PM

Well, I still maintain that Tiste should earn a Legendary dismissal for this.

The man is, after all, exiting the Contest via losing his virginity - a once in a lifetime experience.
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 12:36 AM

and then there were however many was left last time minus one.

my math is nonexistant, and I can't really think anymore, i'm sooo tired.

congrats to Tiste, though.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 01:25 AM

View PostCocoreturns, on 11 August 2011 - 09:45 PM, said:

Well, I still maintain that Tiste should earn a Legendary dismissal for this.

The man is, after all, exiting the Contest via losing his virginity - a once in a lifetime experience.


I concur.
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 01:31 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 12 August 2011 - 01:25 AM, said:

View PostCocoreturns, on 11 August 2011 - 09:45 PM, said:

Well, I still maintain that Tiste should earn a Legendary dismissal for this.

The man is, after all, exiting the Contest via losing his virginity - a once in a lifetime experience.


I concur.


I dunno. It's like getting an award for a mandatory disqualification.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 03:48 AM

A lot of people don't have sex because they can't get it.
Few don't have sex because they don't want to for some reason.

Tiste is in the latter. He's held to his own personal convictions for years when he could have probably gone out and gotten some tail. He hasn't compromised.
That's why we're awarding him the Legendary qualifier.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 12 August 2011 - 08:33 AM

Right, but my point (in jest, no less) is that he's running out the clock.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 03:05 PM

wow, yesterday was a really tempting day to fail.
it was decently hot, anda large amount of good looking girls were having wardrobe malfunctions in front of me.

good think I came home at round 11 PM, and promptly passed out.

how many of us are still in?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:12 PM

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:15 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:37 PM

We should try and get money out of this. Have those nutjobs against masturbation pay us everyday we're in.

Also I'm still in. Since the party there has been no temptation. And since the party it would take massive temptation to make me lose.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:38 PM

This competition is still running????????
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:47 PM

Yes.

Still going.

More or less 43 days.
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You're a rock.
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