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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#481 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 10:59 PM

Red leader, standing by!

Oh wait, sorry... Tiste Simeon checking in, knowing that the end is nigh. Saturday night is the night so anyone who wants to beat me has to hold on (or should that be not hold on) for 5 days...
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#482 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 05:54 AM

Tiste's wedding night is SO going to be embarrasingly short.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#483 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:07 AM

Here! (this reminds me of registration class in school)
Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
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#484 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 12:06 PM

Enjoy this batch of FLBP, folks.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:27 PM

Still in and doing ok.
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:52 PM

 Gothos, on 08 August 2011 - 05:54 AM, said:

Tiste's wedding night is SO going to be embarrasingly short.


Only because someone is going to the hosptal. I'm not sure who, but one of them will be in the ER before dawn the day after.
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 04:34 PM

 Gothos, on 08 August 2011 - 12:06 PM, said:

Enjoy this batch of FLBP, folks.


Not that I was ever in the contest or would have lasted this long anyway but number 7 on that list would have sent me over the edge.
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#488 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:18 PM

 Obdigore, on 08 August 2011 - 02:52 PM, said:

 Gothos, on 08 August 2011 - 05:54 AM, said:

Tiste's wedding night is SO going to be embarrasingly short.


Only because someone is going to the hosptal. I'm not sure who, but one of them will be in the ER before dawn the day after.

It's OK I told her to have some goggles handy...
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#489 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:26 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 08 August 2011 - 06:18 PM, said:

 Obdigore, on 08 August 2011 - 02:52 PM, said:

 Gothos, on 08 August 2011 - 05:54 AM, said:

Tiste's wedding night is SO going to be embarrasingly short.


Only because someone is going to the hosptal. I'm not sure who, but one of them will be in the ER before dawn the day after.

It's OK I told her to have some goggles handy...


She needs a hazmat suit...
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#490 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:32 PM

 Gothos, on 08 August 2011 - 06:26 PM, said:

 Tiste Simeon, on 08 August 2011 - 06:18 PM, said:

 Obdigore, on 08 August 2011 - 02:52 PM, said:

 Gothos, on 08 August 2011 - 05:54 AM, said:

Tiste's wedding night is SO going to be embarrasingly short.


Only because someone is going to the hosptal. I'm not sure who, but one of them will be in the ER before dawn the day after.

It's OK I told her to have some goggles handy...


She needs a hazmat suit...


Maybe a boat in case it all 20 years of frustration comes out at once?
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 07:41 PM

She'll need a bloody snorkel......
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 08 August 2011 - 07:47 PM

 Cocoreturns, on 08 August 2011 - 07:41 PM, said:

She'll need a bloody snorkel......


Hopefully not.
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#493 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 07:48 PM

or one of those:
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Edit: OR THOSE:
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This post has been edited by Gothos: 08 August 2011 - 07:49 PM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#494 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 08:07 PM

You guys ever see the extended version of Hancock with Will Smith? Where he shoots his *ahem* through the ceiling of his trailer? That is about what I envision for Tiste in just a couple days!
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#495 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 08:45 AM

 Obdigore, on 08 August 2011 - 08:07 PM, said:

You guys ever see the extended version of Hancock with Will Smith? Where he shoots his *ahem* through the ceiling of his trailer? That is about what I envision for Tiste in just a couple days!



Ahem...I saw it...It was....disturbing. I do hope the young woman is alright though...
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#496 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 11:14 AM

The concern you guys are showing is touching! Not that kind of touching though, I'm not ready for that yet...
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 04:10 PM

 Obdigore, on 08 August 2011 - 08:07 PM, said:

You guys ever see the extended version of Hancock with Will Smith? Where he shoots his *ahem* through the ceiling of his trailer? That is about what I envision for Tiste in just a couple days!


I hope she doesn't get pinned to the wall by the force involved.
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 09:07 PM

I think we all expect it to be something like the last 10 seconds here:


meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 11:05 PM


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Posted 10 August 2011 - 01:29 AM

What the hell is that show?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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