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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#321 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 18 July 2011 - 09:45 PM

WE TOLD YOU, USE THE ELBOW

THEN THE CHAIR

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#322 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 18 July 2011 - 10:34 PM

I WAS AMBUSHED. CAREFULLY LAID PLAN WAS FOILED!

AND HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP, I AM HANGING IN THERE BY THE SKIN OF MY GODDAM TEETH!

*off to kidnap Harington and save him for later*

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#323 Mott

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 05:19 AM

I can has Richard Madden?

Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH

#324 Coco with marshmallows

DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 06:16 AM

Muttley, on 19 July 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

I can has Richard Madden?

You can has John Madden:

Posted Image

meh. Link was dead :(

#325 Mott

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 06:33 AM

That is just mean Coco but a great help in winning the contest nevertheless.

#326 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 10:32 AM

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#327 Tapper

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 12:49 PM

That's a cute Link you copy/pasted there, Centz

No bad playing the occarina jokes from me

And for all you little angels who manage to hold to their vows of celibacy, here are a couple of god-sent messengers to praise you.

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#328 Gothos

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 12:59 PM

The way this thread mixes up male and female hotties is giving me very strange and confused semi-boners...

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#329 Tapper

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 01:12 PM

Gothos, on 19 July 2011 - 12:59 PM, said:

The way this thread mixes up male and female hotties is giving me very strange and confused semi-boners...

Here, have a hermaphrodite statue.

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This post has been edited by Tapper: 19 July 2011 - 01:13 PM

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#330 Gothos

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 01:29 PM

Hentai artists kinda outdo that these days anyway, or so I hear.

#331 Tapper

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 02:30 PM

and to resume our service, the latest news by the most beautiful woman of the world of 2010, as voted by the French:

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#332 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 02:54 PM

Muttley, on 19 July 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

I can has Richard Madden?

You can tag along with me to the set of GoT and help out. We'll divide the spoils brotherly!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#333 Tapper

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 02:57 PM

Illyface Chickendeath, on 19 July 2011 - 02:54 PM, said:

Muttley, on 19 July 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

I can has Richard Madden?

You can tag along with me to the set of GoT and help out. We'll divide the spoils brotherly!

All yours.

Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad

#334 Grimjust Bearegular

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Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 19 July 2011 - 03:17 PM

Tapper, on 19 July 2011 - 02:57 PM, said:

Illyface Chickendeath, on 19 July 2011 - 02:54 PM, said:

Muttley, on 19 July 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

I can has Richard Madden?

You can tag along with me to the set of GoT and help out. We'll divide the spoils brotherly!

All yours.

EXCELLENT!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#335 Mott

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 05:13 PM

Illyface Chickendeath, on 19 July 2011 - 03:17 PM, said:

Tapper, on 19 July 2011 - 02:57 PM, said:

Illyface Chickendeath, on 19 July 2011 - 02:54 PM, said:

Muttley, on 19 July 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

I can has Richard Madden?

You can tag along with me to the set of GoT and help out. We'll divide the spoils brotherly!

All yours.

EXCELLENT!

Yosh, all right! Must find where I put my viking axe, lets man a longship and to war! The GoT set is our battleground and hot men our ill-gotten gains.

#336 Cyphon

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 05:52 PM

~ Infinity, an inherent facilitator.

They should be filming in Northern Ireland this month as well, so it would really be a Viking invasion, just like the old days.

This post has been edited by Infinity: 19 July 2011 - 05:52 PM

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala

#337 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 07:39 PM

TO NORTHERN IRELAND!!!

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#338 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:05 PM

Intended notice of away-ness: I am not gonna be online except the occasional Facebook/Twitter update from my phone. I am camping for 10 days and won't be posting here. I don't forsee any problems for it's a big church conference. There won't be much time let alone reason to do any losing of the contest.

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#339 Darkwatch

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 08:25 PM

What if the Pope shows up and you feel like protesting?

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.