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THE CONTEST V Have you Mastery of Your Domain?

#161 User is offline   Gatekeeper 

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 05:38 AM

I think the cock block majority of the sight will help sustain the. Length of the contest.
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#162 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 06:56 AM

So then, day 3 - how's everyone doing?
meh. Link was dead :(
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#163 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:33 AM

Still in. Colds are helpful like that Posted Image
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 12:28 PM

View PostFuture Warrior, on 05 July 2011 - 11:27 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 05 July 2011 - 11:21 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 05 July 2011 - 11:01 AM, said:

Right. I'm out. I fucked up while talking to a potential employer, and my penis had to pay the price.


I don't quite get the connection, but I kinda like it...


I think he did it to console himself after fucking up?

I was punishing my dick, not consoling myself. Oh, I punished that baby real hard, like!

View PostDarkwatch, on 05 July 2011 - 01:17 PM, said:


Seriously though I'm kind of surprised Bryn dropped to a bad job interview...

Everyone needs an excuse. And it wasn't even an interview, just a preliminary phone call.
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#165 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 12:39 PM

View PostBrynjar, on 07 July 2011 - 12:28 PM, said:

Everyone needs an excuse. And it wasn't even an interview, just a preliminary phone call.



... to a sex line?
meh. Link was dead :(
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#166 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 12:47 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 07 July 2011 - 06:56 AM, said:

So then, day 3 - how's everyone doing?


I think it's been a week for me (yeah, I gave myself a handicap. blame my job). working most of the week, too effin busy to think about failing.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#167 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 03:25 PM

No problems at my end really. The longest I lasted before was 13 weeks or something so I'm not worried. :D
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 03:33 PM

Still good, haven't killed anyone out of sexual frustration yet. Not much going on at work right now though, so the urge sneaks up on me on occasion.
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 04:23 PM

No bother here yet this is maybe not that meaningful coming from someone who had no idea what day it was, Thursday already, I honestly thought it was Wednesday.
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 04:32 PM

For now all is fine,but I predict some weakening of willpower soon.
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 10:00 PM

I'm at the Oregon Country Fair, pre gaming at a camp sight named Darling. The women are dressed with less than concubines to an Emperor. It's early in the day, but I can only imagine my will to win this contest will be sorely tested. If I win, I better get to kick Abyss in his enigmatic nuts.
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#172 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 02:33 AM

@ gatekeeper: just to clarify: losing through sex is perfectly acceptable, and earns you ManPoints on your ManCardTM
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 07:31 AM

Am I still the only one out?! What the fuck is wrong with you people?!
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:24 AM

I came close this night but i resisted. Must.Be.Strong.
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:42 AM

View PostBrynjar, on 08 July 2011 - 07:31 AM, said:

Am I still the only one out?! What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:55 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 08 July 2011 - 08:42 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 08 July 2011 - 07:31 AM, said:

Am I still the only one out?! What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'M OUT.
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#177 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 08:55 AM

I would be out... many times over... if I entered in the first place :D
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:03 AM

Still going strong... the key is to get so drunk that even if you wanted to you couldnt :D
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#179 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:12 AM

Ahh, the old Foster's Flop technique...classic. :D
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:20 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 08 July 2011 - 08:55 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 08 July 2011 - 08:42 AM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 08 July 2011 - 07:31 AM, said:

Am I still the only one out?! What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'M OUT.


You came when you thought of Christopher Walken watching me masturbate? I have to say, that's some peculiar fetish you got there, sir.
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