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Apt Hoc, on 30 April 2014 - 05:39 PM, said:
We can all agree that Hayden Christensen would be the perfect choice to play Jorg, right?
Are you high?
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 06:07 PM
Are you high?
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:04 PM
Leonardo Dicaprio from Basketball Diaries would've been perfect. Hell, he still looks the same. However, I could see him overacting it. Not that this would ever happen but that's how I picture Jorg.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:08 PM
Nicolas Cage as Jorg
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 07:42 PM
Damn it champ!
I saw my last rep, thorns series By mark Lawerence, and thought for a micro second mark had repped me, then I saw your name tagged at the end of it.
Oh the highs and lows of geek life
I saw my last rep, thorns series By mark Lawerence, and thought for a micro second mark had repped me, then I saw your name tagged at the end of it.
Oh the highs and lows of geek life
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 08:33 PM
Apt Hoc, on 30 April 2014 - 07:55 PM, said:
Jorgs tutor could be played by Sean Bean
I thought Sean Bean for his uncle.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:15 PM
Macros, on 30 April 2014 - 07:42 PM, said:
Damn it champ!
I saw my last rep, thorns series By mark Lawerence, and thought for a micro second mark had repped me, then I saw your name tagged at the end of it.
Oh the highs and lows of geek life
I saw my last rep, thorns series By mark Lawerence, and thought for a micro second mark had repped me, then I saw your name tagged at the end of it.
Oh the highs and lows of geek life
Haha, one day!
This would be great on TV as long as they go in with the right tone and don't hide from Jorg in all his glory!
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 11:57 PM
Tim Sylvia as Little Rike.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:08 PM
We're testing the site with reader screen-tests! Some of these guys can act 
http://www.hatcheree.com/user/28/7/20
http://www.hatcheree.com/user/28/7/20
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Posted 04 May 2014 - 10:30 PM
Adewale Agbaje for the nubian.
Particularly if for some reason they get the nubian to yell "gimme some tits".
Particularly if for some reason they get the nubian to yell "gimme some tits".
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 11:56 AM
Finished Emp last night. Very good trilogy with the story arc finished perfectly.
Did anyone else think that William would walk into the throne room bringing Olidan
in a cage, chained, hand Jorg a hammer and say "One more Jorg"? Justice for Justice.
Would have been a neat twist.
Did anyone else think that William would walk into the throne room bringing Olidan
in a cage, chained, hand Jorg a hammer and say "One more Jorg"? Justice for Justice.
Would have been a neat twist.
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Posted 03 June 2014 - 10:15 PM
Glad you liked it! 
In other news: Prince of Fools came out today!
So if you want to spend some more time in the Broken Empire ... there's that.
In other news: Prince of Fools came out today!
So if you want to spend some more time in the Broken Empire ... there's that.
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Posted 04 June 2014 - 04:55 AM
76 pages in. I have to say I'm not a fan of the epigraph to start, but this is great writing. Deft character work, unexpected twists and a solid adventure about to really get going.
I also like the small references to the Jorg stories that haven't overstepped any cheesy borders.
I also like the small references to the Jorg stories that haven't overstepped any cheesy borders.
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Posted 04 June 2014 - 09:26 AM
Damnit Mark I ordered a load of shit of amazon on monday!!
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Posted 04 June 2014 - 10:50 AM
I'm still waiting for Emperor to arrive. I intend to buy Prince of Fools as well but I'm waiting for the paperback version - hardcovers usually take up a lot of space and I'm fast running out of it.
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