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Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)
#1922
Posted 29 July 2012 - 03:45 PM
Shinrei, on 28 July 2012 - 05:17 AM, said:
(I imagine John Stewart doing the voice)
But you didn't have to chuck me out
Make out like you're independent and the Queen means nothing
I don't even need your tax
But you treat me like a tyrant and it feels so lax
No you didn't have to stoop so low
Choose a new official language and then change your money
It's been years since my empire's grown
Look at all these countries that I used to own
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1923
Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:39 PM
This, right here, is how you motivate kids... or well, anybody that loves their internet.
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#1925
Posted 30 July 2012 - 01:17 AM
Look at the one on the left. Look at its goddamn smug face. I have it open in a tab and keep glancing back at it and bursting out laughing and this has been going on for over an hour. Look at that ridiculous face.
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#1926
Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:17 AM
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This post has been edited by Shiara: 30 July 2012 - 04:41 AM
*casting the shaved knuckle*
#1927
Posted 31 July 2012 - 01:37 AM
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I will never understand Haute Couture
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*casting the shaved knuckle*
#1928
Posted 31 July 2012 - 01:50 AM
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1929
Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:00 AM
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FINISH HIM
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AMERICA
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1930
Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:14 PM
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1931
Posted 31 July 2012 - 04:19 PM
(more pics, as and when I can be bothered)
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flashbacks to
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flashbacks to
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#1932
Posted 31 July 2012 - 07:14 PM
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Number of downloads: 1
further to illy's psalm above
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some days at work....
This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 31 July 2012 - 07:23 PM
but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
'that judgement does not belong to you.'
#1933
Posted 01 August 2012 - 08:36 AM
#1934
Posted 01 August 2012 - 03:26 PM
Behold! That's some dirty, dirty artwork right there.
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This post has been edited by Aptorius: 01 August 2012 - 03:28 PM
#1935
Posted 01 August 2012 - 08:16 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
#1936
Posted 02 August 2012 - 01:16 AM
If you don't like spiders, don't look...
Spoiler
*casting the shaved knuckle*