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#2821 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 05:03 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#2822 User is online   worry 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:42 PM

Taiwanese soldiers with an interesting, if not intimidating piece of equipment. A ballistic face mask designed to protect the user from headshots. Meant for close range encounters, the masks are rated up to .44 Magnum but keep in mind that the energy from the bullet will still be felt impacting the mask.
(That description came from a blog, so I can't fully confirm its verity, but still, pretty cool).

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2823 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:30 PM

None of those guys are humungous.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2824 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 05:58 PM

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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#2825 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 11:52 PM

the only thing missing from the thread in apts post is somebody pointing out that natural selection works on other planets too...

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#2826 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 07:07 PM

Lets do this.
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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#2827 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 08:12 PM

Karl Pilkington is brilliant.
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#2828 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 06:20 AM

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#2829 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 08:52 PM

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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#2830 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 12:23 PM

this made my day:
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#2831 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 12:52 PM

View PostGothos, on 26 August 2013 - 12:23 PM, said:

this made my day:
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Fake. No recoil and the muzzle flash looks silly.
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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2832 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:10 PM

also this:
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#2833 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:58 PM

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#2834 User is offline   stone monkey 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:14 PM

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If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#2835 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:31 PM

I Dolmen, hereby Dedicate this entire post to the Fowl lord himself, Illuyankas Illius Illimas the first.

And so it begins.

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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#2836 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:06 AM

Every single one of those movie titles (apart from possibly Spider Cock) could be for a gay porno.
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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2837 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 08:23 PM

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meh. Link was dead :(
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#2838 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 12:54 AM

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#2839 User is online   worry 

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:37 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#2840 User is offline   Jakovasaurus 

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Posted 05 September 2013 - 05:00 AM

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