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#2741 Assail

Destriant of the Abyssmal Army

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 06:55 PM

Mentalist, on 28 May 2013 - 05:47 PM, said:

Assail, on 28 May 2013 - 04:35 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on 28 May 2013 - 12:11 AM, said:

You've been too nice to your arteries lately, time for some arterial violence:

This makes me want to throw up. The bacon wrapped whatever the fuck, that is. The elephant is a badass sand sculpture.

It's a Bacon Poutine. The single invention that justifies the existence of Quebec.

here's some more:

I want some now.

Oh my fucking God I seriously think I would throw my guts up just smelling that. The sheer amount of fat and grease that must be in that shit has to be astronomically high.

Mets game, fire red clouds. The photo wasn't doctored in any way. Pretty cool I though

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I still heart Goodkind.

#2742 Jakovasaurus

Emperor

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 04:22 AM

#2743 cerveza_fiesta

Outdoor Tractivities !

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 07:02 PM

Jakovasaurus, on 29 May 2013 - 04:22 AM, said:

THis would be awesome if it weren't for the hipster hairdo and the fact that the beers are PBRs. As it stands, his BEERd comes off as kinda sissy.

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........oOOOOOo
......//| | |oO
.....|| | | | O....BEERS!
......\\| | | |
........'-----'

#2744 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 12:13 AM

Ken M is one of my all time heroes

Spoiler

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#2745 Coco with marshmallows

DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 11:35 PM

Am I the only one who thinks that this would be AWESOME:

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meh. Link was dead :(

#2746 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 12:32 AM

Just thinking about this picture makes me laugh.

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The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#2747 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 02 June 2013 - 10:20 AM

Spoiler for size (which I cannot be bothered to fix).

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This post has been edited by Satan: 02 June 2013 - 10:21 AM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#2748 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 07:20 PM

Good news everyone! It's real!

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This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 03 June 2013 - 07:21 PM

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2749 Jakovasaurus

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 11:55 PM

cerveza_fiesta, on 30 May 2013 - 07:02 PM, said:

THis would be awesome if it weren't for the hipster hairdo and the fact that the beers are PBRs. As it stands, his BEERd comes off as kinda sissy.

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#2750 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 09:24 AM

I like this!
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Have been singing this for ages now...
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A couple of Pokemon related ones!
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Not far from the truth, probably...
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The Kama Sutra of sleeping! Don't worry, SFW...
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2751 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 09:28 AM

Can't remember if these two are reposts, so apologies if they are:
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Some excellent placement of books in whatever shop this was...
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Justice in video games:
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Bohemian Rhapsody by Meme.
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And finally, a nice long poem about how great the English language is. One for those who aren't native speakers...
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2752 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 12:22 AM

I'm always afraid to turn the stove to this setting.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#2753 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 07:37 AM

You have to do it Stormy! Even it means that whatever you put First In to the stove comes Out Last looking like it's been blown up!

And because I need a pic:

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2754 Ulrik

Highest Marshall of Mott Irregulars

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 04:38 PM

Awesome is story behind it. Seem like Mortal Sword of Mice.

The two mice were served up as a live dinner for the snake at Hangzhou Zoo in Zhejiang province, eastern China.

Keeper Wen Shao said: "We always give the snakes live food and we put the two mice into the snake enclosure, but instead of trying to hide like they usually do one of the mice attacked the snake when it saw it trying to eat the other mouse.

"I have never seen anything like that before, usually the mice keep as far away from the snake as possible but this one caused a lot of damage. "It was biting the snake on the head as the snake was trying to eat the first mouse."

He added that the mouse had deserved its freedom after putting up such a brave fight. "In any case it didn't do the snake any good either, it was expensive and the mouse did a lot of damage by biting it on the head," he added.

Sadly the mouse did not succeed in its bid to free its pal. It died and was later eaten even if mighty mouse was no longer around to witness it.

Adept Ulrik - Highest Marshall of Quick Ben's Irregulars
Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
- Fiddler

#2755 worry

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:14 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#2756 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 08 June 2013 - 01:28 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#2757 Coco with marshmallows

DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 05:26 PM

About that poem Tiste:

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meh. Link was dead :(

#2758 Shinrei

charin charin

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:18 PM

All 20 question interviews are funneled directly to the NSA.

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#2759 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:55 PM

The future is scary...

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#2760 High House Dark

Gooseberry Extraordinaire

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:17 PM

Heeheehee

Currently re-reading the entire series and waiting for Fall of Light. You can catch me in the chat to win a drawing request!~MISANDRY FOR LIFE MUAHAHA~