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#2681 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:34 AM

A picture can say a thousand words, but I only post this for retribution (I Googled "Male Object")

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Now can we get back to funny :(
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#2682 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:47 AM

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#2683 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM

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ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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#2684 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:04 AM

This guy is huge or his costume is!

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Anyone know what this is?

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#2685 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:14 AM

Apologies. Definitely did not mean to offend anyone with that. Saw it last night, thought it was amusing, on reflection I was wrong. Didn't even notice the spelling mistake (been a tiring week!) Sorry, heres a picture of a lion licking a guy to make it better!

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Edit: stupid phone...

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#2686 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:31 AM

Satan wants a picture.

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#2687 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:34 AM

Jesus Christ, I only saved the first image and all these others popped up. What just happened?

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#2688 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:36 AM

Love

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Actually
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#2689 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:02 PM

I still managed to get a girl who enjoys my company and occasionally even let me touch her lovelies, so all hope is not lost!!
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#2690 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 06:04 AM

View PostGanoes Paran, on 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM, said:


ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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Because she has her own stash?

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#2691 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 02 May 2013 - 01:31 PM

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#2692 User is offline   High House Dark 

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 02:35 AM

View PostSatan, on 02 May 2013 - 06:04 AM, said:

View PostGanoes Paran, on 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM, said:

ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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Because she has her own stash?

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No, because I have 64 terabytes of storage in my head and- I MEAN, UM, NO, I DO NOT THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME, WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING. :apt:

Also, wow, Satan, now I know I should never ever watch or listen to Mark Anderko....... normalizing roofies and all that. >__>


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#2693 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 08:38 AM

View PostHigh House Dark, on 03 May 2013 - 02:35 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 02 May 2013 - 06:04 AM, said:

View PostGanoes Paran, on 01 May 2013 - 07:53 AM, said:

ha ha ha because of this forum I thought of HHD instead of HDD

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Because she has her own stash?

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No, because I have 64 terabytes of storage in my head and- I MEAN, UM, NO, I DO NOT THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME, WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING. :apt:

Also, wow, Satan, now I know I should never ever watch or listen to Mark Anderko....... normalizing roofies and all that. >__>


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No, he does not normalise roofies, he's doing the exact opposite. By placing the roofie in the joke, he created a gap between the initial assumption that the girl was the antagonist of the narrative and him as the actual antagonist. The joke is in the gap and the gap was created because everyone agrees that roofies are bad. And by making the joke, he reinforces the idea that roofies are bad. And now you've made me ruin the joke.
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#2694 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 01:08 PM

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 03:02 PM

View PostSatan, on 03 May 2013 - 08:38 AM, said:

No, he does not normalise roofies, he's doing the exact opposite. By placing the roofie in the joke, he created a gap between the initial assumption that the girl was the antagonist of the narrative and him as the actual antagonist. The joke is in the gap and the gap was created because everyone agrees that roofies are bad. And by making the joke, he reinforces the idea that roofies are bad. And now you've made me ruin the joke.
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Awww, poor Satan, I made you go and ruin your joke! :apt: Don't worry, my horned deerling, the earth will keep spinning. And I suppose my last response to this particular topic (before it starts truly becoming Discussion-worthy) is that this interpretation is clearly subjective - I did indeed understand exactly your explanation, but I do not see the connection to the joke in the manner that it somehow says 'roofies are evil.' Instead, I see: expectation A (guy gives girl drink, we expect her to say something in the spirit of rejection), subverted by outcome B (she actually thanks him), followed yet again by SURPRISE outcome C (she gives it to her boyfriend!!!), almost followed by expectation D (well, the guy would be pissed, he realizes now she has a bf), and then the surprise twist/punchline (she accidentally roofied her bf!). I think it normalizes them because they're used as a casual device in the joke, and the fact he states he would usually be mad if the girl didnt drink his roofied drink but this situation is funny to the protagonist because the guy being roofied is supposed to be to be funny (punchline deals with roofied guy = funny, has nothing to do with whether giving roofies to women is right or wrong).

Anyways. Please know that this does not reflect what I think of your personal opinions on roofies, Satan. I'm quite assured that no one on this entire forum would genuinely smile upon this sort of thing in 'real life,' I'm just the sort of person to point out when I think media-items are using these actual real life problems in a wholly inappropriate way.

I do appreciate your response however.

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Please also accept a picture of two women laughing with wombats on their laps as a peace offering:

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#2696 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 05:28 PM

On the creepier side of things. All the more so for being real.

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#2697 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 10:13 PM

Some pretty amazing stuff...
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 03 May 2013 - 10:30 PM

View PostMorgoth, on 03 May 2013 - 05:28 PM, said:

On the creepier side of things. All the more so for being real.

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story?

becuase I must have a picture I'm just grabbing what's on my desktop so ...

bollocks, that doesn't seem to work so how about this:

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 04:03 AM

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 06:54 AM

View PostMalaclypse, on 03 May 2013 - 10:30 PM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 03 May 2013 - 05:28 PM, said:

On the creepier side of things. All the more so for being real.

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story?




It's a picture of a soldier suffering from Shell shock in the trenches during The First World War.

Ah, yes.. Pictures

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