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#2441 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 10:13 PM

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souls are for wimps
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#2442 User is offline   Lizradusa 

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 11:16 AM

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#2443 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 04:24 AM

I'm not generally a fan of V-day, but this is just awesome:

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#2444 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:55 PM

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#2445 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:45 AM

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Legalise drugs! And murder!
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#2446 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 05:55 AM

I'm sorry but this made me laugh...

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Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#2447 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 06:06 PM

Quits being the pope to devote more time to being a Sith Lord
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souls are for wimps
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#2448 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:11 PM

Spoiler

No Touchy.
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#2449 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:35 PM

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The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa.

If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story.

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing? This picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation.


Apparently the mirror thing isn't true: http://en.wikipedia....lear_reactor%29

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Science/depression image break

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Couple of long images here, haha:
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2450 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:39 PM

Ok, this is awesome. Tip: Zoom.

http://zoom.it/8YqO
No Touchy.
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#2451 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:55 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#2452 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:22 AM

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*Men's Frights Activist*
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#2453 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 07:38 PM

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No Touchy.
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:56 PM

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Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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#2455 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:44 PM

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Haha, what a funny joke imag- wait

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:27 PM

@Illy, the majority of those stats come from a simple combo of overpopulation and economic growth...It didn't need to be so long, it should have just said "stop having 5 fucking babies a family" /end infographic.

I mean comparing work between now and the 1960's or tuition between now and the 1960's...silly. A burger used to cost me 5 cents too in 1960...but then I only got paid $3 a week. I loathe infographics that make no sense. :)

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#2457 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 12:06 AM

 QuickTidal, on 15 February 2013 - 11:27 PM, said:

@Illy, the majority of those stats come from a simple combo of overpopulation and economic growth...It didn't need to be so long, it should have just said "stop having 5 fucking babies a family" /end infographic.

I mean comparing work between now and the 1960's or tuition between now and the 1960's...silly. A burger used to cost me 5 cents too in 1960...but then I only got paid $3 a week. I loathe infographics that make no sense.

Holy snot.

Holy funking snart.

'5 fnarking babies a family'? Really? Funting check yourself, before you wreck yourself. Go into the wilderness, lasso a moose and stick your uneducated bigoted lazy empty farking head in it, like right up that sphincter. Have you not even heard of the concepts of inflation, or the cost of living? You're presented with flunking references to how decoupling the wage-profit ratio around the 1970s in response to a wage crisis that ended in less that four flipping years leading to Wall Street and the financial sector sucking up pretty much all the flapping capital in the world and sticking it in the top 1% of the population, to the point where they gained 121% of the economy's recovery last year because the bottom 40% YOU BEING THE SMUG PIECE OF SLIME THAT YOU ARE are blaming for this lost ground and ended up worse off, and you spit in the face of poor people? You miserable flunky. We get keelhauled by a miniscule percentage of rich blighters with no fnocking care for anyone under half a mil a year who want to remove weekends and caps on working hours and minimum wages in order to maximise profit at all costs, even if it forks them in the long term, and you're on their fribbing side? You've a monetary system freewheeling and being manipulated by scallywags worshipping incredibly harmful rhetoric stating it's better to drive a fish species to extinction so you can monopolise the market with your reserves and get ALL THE DOLLARS FISHING ALL OF THEM than to cut back for sustainability because you'll be rich for the rest of your life while the rest of humanity is ruined, and you think those in poverty are to blame? If you've ever thought about someone in a worse position than you it's cause they were in your way to the flizzing Apple store, you nincompoop. Go wrap your lips around the lollypop stick of the rich and keep sucking, you contemptible little syphilic wart.

If you'd like to know more about how our financial system had all the restrictions removed and left the rest of us in a gutter, The Cost of Inequality: Bankers, Finance, Reagan and Thatcher Fucked Us (not actual subtitle) is 99p on Amazon. Fnarbbing Read It.

Oh, a picture? Here's a flossing picture for you:


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And if you're still not fuzzgurgling angry here's a bill for a woman's rape kit:


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If having to pay $4500 for the privilege of being medically checked out after a sexual assault doesn't cuss you off, fet off. Fyx off forever. Flurb you, fnuck us, fiquizzle everyone and everything. Fnarg. BLAST."

This post has been edited by Silencer: 20 February 2013 - 10:17 AM
Reason for edit: Moderated for Excessive Profanity/Personal Attacks

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 12:19 AM

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#2459 User is online   worry 

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:03 AM

Who took away the hatred?!??!



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Posted 16 February 2013 - 01:06 AM

For anyone who saw that post of Illy's that just got nuked (and got him a week-long ban), I'd like to point out:


It is NOT a good idea to tell another member to go and stick their head in a noose while generally spilling hate-filled vitriol towards them, regardless of what they may or may not have said to offend you.

I direct everyone's attention to our Code of Conduct:


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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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