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#91 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 22 April 2011 - 04:07 AM

BECAUSE IT'S A POST WITHOUT A PICTURE, WHICH IS BREAKING THE THREAD RULE

LIKE THAT ONE IS

I SUGGEST YOU FIX IT

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#92 User is offline   Icarium Kalam 

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Posted 22 April 2011 - 02:43 PM

Baby chewbacca

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'I am the Shield Anvil.' I am Fener's grief. I am the world's grief. And I will hold. I will hold it all, for we are not yet done. <Itkovian>
'We are not born innocent, simply unmeasured.' <Hull Beddict>
'Because a god visits her, Fist. He comes to break her heart. Again and again.'<Nether>
'Fucking dragon.' <Fiddler>
Take my breath. But not this one, not this one. <Apsalar>
'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>
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#93 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 22 April 2011 - 03:49 PM

A little Dr. Who.

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The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#94 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 01:30 AM

View PostShiara, on 21 April 2011 - 01:01 PM, said:

I found this pretty funny:


Ummm ... what??? :D

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#95 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 02:15 AM

Ehehehe.

I had just told Cyphon I'd love to see the two of you meet, and that you'd do his head in :D
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#96 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 08:03 AM

Yes, your selective screen capping just makes me look weird, thanks for the context. I was provoked I tells you!

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#97 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 10:31 AM

It's true, I set him up but 'twas all in good fun, I knew Sombra wouldn't take it seriously. I'm sorry if I actually offended anyone with that post, it just made me giggle lots (but then, I was rather tipsy at the time and that basically turns me into a giggle-machine).

Awesome pic:

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*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#98 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 10:55 AM

What is that picture from? That must go way back. The 70s? 80s?

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 01:31 PM

View PostShiara, on 23 April 2011 - 10:31 AM, said:

Awesome pic:


Is that John Hurt AND Ian McKellen?! That IS an awesome picture.
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#100 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 03:16 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 23 April 2011 - 01:31 PM, said:

View PostShiara, on 23 April 2011 - 10:31 AM, said:

Awesome pic:


Is that John Hurt AND Ian McKellen?! That IS an awesome picture.


Two posts in one page with NO PHOTO! :D :D :D FAIL FAIL FAIL!

Luckily, this thread comes equipped with : BIG JIM SLADE!

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#101 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 03:19 PM

(some of these are reposts from version 1)


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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#102 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 23 April 2011 - 07:43 PM

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#103 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 03:30 AM

Hey Rodeo, I didn't know you owned a limo?

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#104 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:08 AM

http://www.the-gutte.../125-scott-cohn

I'm not massively into comics, but I like Sohmer's "The Gutters". Especially when Abyss and Tiste's love child is featured in panel #3:

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#105 User is offline   Icarium Kalam 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:10 AM

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 23 April 2011 - 10:55 AM, said:

What is that picture from? That must go way back. The 70s? 80s?

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That would be Rick Moranis possible in Honey I shrunk the kids...i was mistaken It the movie Little Shop of Horrors

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This post has been edited by Icarium Kalam: 24 April 2011 - 05:12 AM

(Jen'isand Rul, the Wanderer within the Sword)
'I am the Shield Anvil.' I am Fener's grief. I am the world's grief. And I will hold. I will hold it all, for we are not yet done. <Itkovian>
'We are not born innocent, simply unmeasured.' <Hull Beddict>
'Because a god visits her, Fist. He comes to break her heart. Again and again.'<Nether>
'Fucking dragon.' <Fiddler>
Take my breath. But not this one, not this one. <Apsalar>
'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>
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#106 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 05:13 AM

That looks like the bang school bus.

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View PostIcarium Kalam, on 24 April 2011 - 05:10 AM, said:

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 23 April 2011 - 10:55 AM, said:

What is that picture from? That must go way back. The 70s? 80s?

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That would be Rick Moranis possible in Honey I shrunk the kids...i was mistaken It the movie Little Shop of Horrors


No you fool, the moranis pic was just a reaction face posted because all text posts are not allowed.

I was talking about the picture above my post with Gandalf and John Hurt.

By the way when uploading pictures, if you click the "add to post" icon to right after you upload it, it will appear as a quotable text box in the post, making it possible to to quote your post without the picture going missing.

Also that will remove that annoying white box surrounding uploaded pictures.

This post has been edited by Battle Plaptypus: 24 April 2011 - 05:21 AM

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#107 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:13 AM

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I wholeheartedly support this one:
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and in case of the zombiecalypse, I must get me one of these:
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#108 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:18 AM

Is that building photoshopped? The bottom section is open in one shot and close in another, but from the various angles I can't see any section that will swing around and cover it.

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#109 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 11:22 AM

I think the walls slide. See in the first picture there's a gap at the bottom right, and in the second one it extends all the way back?

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#110 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 24 April 2011 - 12:18 PM

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