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#766 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:51 PM

GOTTA LOVE THOSE IMAGE CAPS EH

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BEHOLD ANSWERS


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AHHHH I CAN HANDLE IT
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#767 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:55 PM

THE POWER OF COPY AND PASTE

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WE HAVE FOUND ABYSS AND BODYGUARD
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WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY

WHY DO I NEVER POST MORE REGULARLY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#768 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:56 PM

WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN

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Thank fuck for imgur's batch uploader, by the way. Saving my bacon forty pics at a time.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#769 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:59 PM

OK, Round 2:

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TO THE POSTCAVE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#770 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:04 PM

DUNAH DUNAH DUNAH DUNAH POST MAAAAAAN


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OH HEY IT'S MY COMPUTER
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THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
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(stealing this line from a much wittier guy than me)
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GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU DAM KIDS


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WELCOME TO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FAVOURITE ROBOT TOWN

POPULATION YOU
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#771 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:08 PM

OH SHIT IT EVEN HAS THAT EVIL TV FROM THAT KID'S SHOW SET IN THAT SWAMP THIS IS MADNESS


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BITING POLITICAL COMMENTARY
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SOMETHING SEEMS...
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...OFF


ABYSS I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE ADORABLE
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THIS
IS
THEATRE

OH GOD I FEEL BAD FOR EVEN THINKING THAT LINE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#772 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:12 PM

OK PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE ORGANS IN APOLOGY

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN


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BRUNCH


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BONK
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THESE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#773 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:16 PM

NEARLY OUT OF PICS

JUST THREE MORE POSTS

AAGKJFGKJFDGKJAFDG


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THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHOSE SLIDE I'M ON
I MISSED THE SIGN SAYING WHICH THEME PARK THIS IS

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NOPE, STILL NO IDEA
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:20 PM

OK NOW I AM GOING TO BLOW YOUR MINDS

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THAT'S A FOX NEWS STAFF MEMBER BEING NOT TERRIBLE AND NOT AWFUL

PICK UP YOUR JAWS BEFORE THEY HIT THE KEYBOARD


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THE SHRIMPERIUM RIDES AGAIN
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BREAKING THA LAW, BREAKING THA LAW
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:24 PM

SAYING ANYTHING DEROGATROY ABOUT THE POLICE WOULD PROBABLY GET ME SENT AWAY FOR FOUR YEARS OR SOMETHING

LET ME TELL YOU HOW FUCKED THE SYSTEM IS INST- OH SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE MEETING AT THE DOCKS


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IT IS OVER FOR ANOTHER BUNCH OF POSTS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#776 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 11:13 PM

Two things:

That robot picture is totally missing the essential Mr. Bender Bending Rodriguez

and wtf is wrong with Shawna Van Ness?

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#777 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 11:20 PM

Someone missed him hitting on Eve in that picture, I see.

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(Shawna is apparently some kind of devout outspoken Christian who had her bookface account, er, accessed)

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 07 September 2011 - 11:21 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 08 September 2011 - 01:36 AM

what? you think i have nothing better to do than play 'where's bender?'?

well... i don't, so shut up :)

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#779 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 02:14 PM

Some more sarcastic fun signs.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 02:15 PM

Gothos, was this you?

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:45 PM

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Posted 09 September 2011 - 08:17 PM

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The ponies are, in order:
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#783 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 September 2011 - 11:18 PM

Sorry for bursting your brony bubble, but Adam Jensen has augmented legs as well as arms, YOUR LITTLE GIRL CARTOON COMIC IS INCORRECT


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(I had another but Apt posted it already because he is a devil)


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edit: BONUS POINTS

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This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 09 September 2011 - 11:26 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 09 September 2011 - 11:48 PM

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Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 12:28 AM

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No Touchy.
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