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Awesome / Weird / Funny Arse pics v 2.0 (NSFW) NO POSTS WITHOUT PICS!!! (well SOMEONE had to start it)

#753 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 04:29 AM

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edit: fixed per worrywort's concern
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#754 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 05:28 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 01 September 2011 - 10:41 PM

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    Waiting till jean gets here.

Posted 02 September 2011 - 09:52 AM

Hitman monkey works for MI6...

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...as a result he stole my fish.

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So I sent klaus after him...

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But...

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So I had to send in the WASP.

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but hitman monkey is...

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So it turned out like this!

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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
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#757 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 12:21 PM

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"We Remember"
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#758 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 02 September 2011 - 07:58 PM

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But thanks for the translation
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#759 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 03 September 2011 - 03:55 PM

Mod removed.

-Grief.
souls are for wimps
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#760 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 03 September 2011 - 04:10 PM

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souls are for wimps
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#761 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 03 September 2011 - 04:27 PM

Illy is really Wallonian?! 0.o

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#762 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 06:29 AM

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This post has been edited by Gothos: 05 September 2011 - 07:13 AM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#763 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 06:33 AM

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#764 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 06 September 2011 - 10:08 AM

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#765 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:49 PM

OH NO I AM LATE AND YOU ALL MUST HAVE MISSED MY PICTURES

OH WELL (there will be several Human Revolution pics, I know you didn't ask for them and you're welcome)

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WOW I HAVE A LOT OF AGGRESSIVE GIFS

IT'S COOL I STILL LOVE YOU

I've pruned some of the gifs as per the rules.

-Grief.

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OH IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOW A TEN IMAGE PER POST CAP

THIS ISN'T GOING TO NOT SUCK

GUESS I SHOULD REFER TO THE TOP GIFS
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#766 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:51 PM

GOTTA LOVE THOSE IMAGE CAPS EH

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BEHOLD ANSWERS


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AHHHH I CAN HANDLE IT
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#767 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:55 PM

THE POWER OF COPY AND PASTE

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WE HAVE FOUND ABYSS AND BODYGUARD
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WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY

WHY DO I NEVER POST MORE REGULARLY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#768 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:56 PM

WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN

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Thank fuck for imgur's batch uploader, by the way. Saving my bacon forty pics at a time.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#769 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:59 PM

OK, Round 2:

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TO THE POSTCAVE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#770 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:04 PM

DUNAH DUNAH DUNAH DUNAH POST MAAAAAAN


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OH HEY IT'S MY COMPUTER
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THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
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(stealing this line from a much wittier guy than me)
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GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU DAM KIDS


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WELCOME TO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FAVOURITE ROBOT TOWN

POPULATION YOU
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#771 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:08 PM

OH SHIT IT EVEN HAS THAT EVIL TV FROM THAT KID'S SHOW SET IN THAT SWAMP THIS IS MADNESS


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BITING POLITICAL COMMENTARY
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SOMETHING SEEMS...
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...OFF


ABYSS I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE ADORABLE
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THIS
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OH GOD I FEEL BAD FOR EVEN THINKING THAT LINE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#772 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:12 PM

OK PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE ORGANS IN APOLOGY

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN


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BRUNCH


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BONK
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THESE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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