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#752
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Posted 31 August 2011 - 04:35 PM
souls are for wimps
#753
Gust Hubb
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Posted 01 September 2011 - 04:29 AM
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"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
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#755
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Posted 01 September 2011 - 10:41 PM
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Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 02 September 2011 - 09:52 AM
Hitman monkey works for MI6...
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...as a result he stole my fish.
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So I sent klaus after him...
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But...
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So I had to send in the WASP.
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but hitman monkey is...
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So it turned out like this!
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...as a result he stole my fish.
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So I sent klaus after him...
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But...
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So I had to send in the WASP.
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but hitman monkey is...
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So it turned out like this!
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“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#757
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Posted 02 September 2011 - 12:21 PM
"We Remember"
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#758
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Posted 02 September 2011 - 07:58 PM
But thanks for the translation
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#759
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Posted 03 September 2011 - 03:55 PM
Mod removed.
-Grief.
-Grief.
souls are for wimps
#760
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Posted 03 September 2011 - 04:10 PM
souls are for wimps
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Gust Hubb
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Posted 03 September 2011 - 04:27 PM
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#762
Gothos
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Posted 05 September 2011 - 06:29 AM
This post has been edited by Gothos: 05 September 2011 - 07:13 AM
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#765
Illuyankas
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:49 PM
OH NO I AM LATE AND YOU ALL MUST HAVE MISSED MY PICTURES
OH WELL (there will be several Human Revolution pics, I know you didn't ask for them and you're welcome)
WOW I HAVE A LOT OF AGGRESSIVE GIFS
IT'S COOL I STILL LOVE YOU
I've pruned some of the gifs as per the rules.
-Grief.
OH IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOW A TEN IMAGE PER POST CAP
THIS ISN'T GOING TO NOT SUCK
GUESS I SHOULD REFER TO THE TOP GIFS
OH WELL (there will be several Human Revolution pics, I know you didn't ask for them and you're welcome)
WOW I HAVE A LOT OF AGGRESSIVE GIFS
IT'S COOL I STILL LOVE YOU
I've pruned some of the gifs as per the rules.
-Grief.
OH IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NOW A TEN IMAGE PER POST CAP
THIS ISN'T GOING TO NOT SUCK
GUESS I SHOULD REFER TO THE TOP GIFS
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:51 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:55 PM
THE POWER OF COPY AND PASTE
WE HAVE FOUND ABYSS AND BODYGUARD
WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY
WHY DO I NEVER POST MORE REGULARLY
WE HAVE FOUND ABYSS AND BODYGUARD
WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY
WHY DO I NEVER POST MORE REGULARLY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#768
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:56 PM
WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN
Thank fuck for imgur's batch uploader, by the way. Saving my bacon forty pics at a time.
Thank fuck for imgur's batch uploader, by the way. Saving my bacon forty pics at a time.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 06:59 PM
OK, Round 2:
TO THE POSTCAVE
TO THE POSTCAVE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:04 PM
DUNAH DUNAH DUNAH DUNAH POST MAAAAAAN
OH HEY IT'S MY COMPUTER
THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
(stealing this line from a much wittier guy than me)
GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU DAM KIDS
WELCOME TO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FAVOURITE ROBOT TOWN
POPULATION YOU
OH HEY IT'S MY COMPUTER
THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
(stealing this line from a much wittier guy than me)
GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU DAM KIDS
WELCOME TO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FAVOURITE ROBOT TOWN
POPULATION YOU
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:08 PM
OH SHIT IT EVEN HAS THAT EVIL TV FROM THAT KID'S SHOW SET IN THAT SWAMP THIS IS MADNESS
BITING POLITICAL COMMENTARY
SOMETHING SEEMS...
...OFF
ABYSS I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE ADORABLE
THIS
IS
THEATRE
OH GOD I FEEL BAD FOR EVEN THINKING THAT LINE
BITING POLITICAL COMMENTARY
SOMETHING SEEMS...
...OFF
ABYSS I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE ADORABLE
THIS
IS
THEATRE
OH GOD I FEEL BAD FOR EVEN THINKING THAT LINE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
