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#3401 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 02:28 AM

Dang I thought that kid would look a whole lot more like Patton Oswalt.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3402 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 10:38 AM

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#3403 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 18 October 2018 - 10:02 AM

Awwww. What, not sweet treats for the kiddos late in October in Australia? Would be a bummer being a kid growing up there.
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#3404 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 12:10 AM


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3405 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 08:37 AM

Ummm ... what?
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#3406 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 08:40 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 19 October 2018 - 08:37 AM, said:

Ummm ... what?


Wrong reading order, look at the replies too, they are quite good.
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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#3407 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 08:48 AM

Huh, it's the only reading order I've ever known. I've had them for 35+ years and never had any problems with it.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#3408 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 06:55 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 19 October 2018 - 08:48 AM, said:

Huh, it's the only reading order I've ever known. I've had them for 35+ years and never had any problems with it.


Someone needs to introduce them to the SE mantra. The timeline is not important. The timeline is not important. The timeline ...
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Posted 19 October 2018 - 07:21 PM

Booooooooooo to that order.
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#3410 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 22 October 2018 - 07:22 PM

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Posted 31 October 2018 - 06:55 PM

Any of you weirdos doing anything for Halloween tonight? I get the feeling Halloween is really only something that we do here in America, and seeing how the majority of the forum aren't Americans, this is probably going to fall on deaf ears.
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Posted 18 November 2018 - 12:04 PM

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 08:10 PM

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 08:42 PM

Why "until"? He seemed like a really nice guy.


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#3415 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 08:53 PM

He never stops throwing up the horns, which is a real inconvenience

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3416 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 02:58 PM

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#3417 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 06:01 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 04 February 2019 - 08:53 PM, said:

He never stops throwing up the horns, which is a real inconvenience



Sure being horny would actually help the process?

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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Posted 06 March 2019 - 04:18 PM

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 08:43 AM

God I wish this were me




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Posted 13 March 2019 - 07:15 PM

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