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#3286 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 24 June 2015 - 12:56 PM

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Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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#3287 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 27 June 2015 - 03:35 PM

I don't think whoever is in charge of Entertainment Weekly's Facebook really thought this through...

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#3288 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 01 July 2015 - 03:48 AM

Some pretty great writing from my local newspaper.
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3289 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 02 July 2015 - 07:48 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3290 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 04:31 PM

Worry that is freaking hilarious. :ermm:

Relevant to today:
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For I Scream.
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#3291 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:06 PM

Ever heard of Everett True? He's the hero the 1910s didn't deserve but got anyway.

Everett True as defender of the working class:
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Everett True on class snobbery:
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(tbc)

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 14 July 2015 - 08:07 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3292 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 08:07 PM

Everett True deals with jerks:
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The one thing more fearsome than Everett True, his wife:
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Total badass.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 14 July 2015 - 08:07 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3293 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 17 July 2015 - 10:12 PM

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
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#3294 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 19 July 2015 - 03:16 PM

Since I just bought a kayak...

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No Touchy.
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#3295 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 20 July 2015 - 11:29 PM

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No Touchy.
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#3296 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 23 July 2015 - 08:04 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#3297 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 22 August 2015 - 01:37 AM

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#3298 User is offline   Shinrei 

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Posted 13 September 2015 - 08:03 AM

From the depths of R'lyeh....

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You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#3299 User is offline   A Demon Llama! 

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 01:38 AM

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#3300 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 17 September 2015 - 02:17 AM

Fortify that, get it to levitate, and instant Moons Spawn!
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#3301 User is offline   Itwæs Nom 

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Posted 29 September 2015 - 08:01 PM

View PostAndorion, on 17 September 2015 - 02:17 AM, said:

Fortify that, get it to levitate, and instant Moons Spawn!


Easy way to get your own Moon's Spawn in 2 steps!
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#3302 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 08 October 2015 - 05:35 PM

View PostCharlie Nom, on 29 September 2015 - 08:01 PM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 17 September 2015 - 02:17 AM, said:

Fortify that, get it to levitate, and instant Moons Spawn!


Easy way to get your own Moon's Spawn in 2 steps!


1 step, it's already fortified. Check out those walls at the top of those 300' cliffs.
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#3303 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 08:09 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3304 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 18 October 2015 - 04:02 PM

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#3305 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 18 October 2015 - 04:09 PM

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whats going on up there coco?

or should it be COKO????
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